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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Godholio posted:

Wait where do you find a $300 cruise?

Don't go during peak season and it's easy to find cruises for <$350.

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Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
How are cruises for singles?

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003
It's why they were invented.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Doing my annual security training. I failed all the pre-test sections. Because I safeguard information too well.

The gently caress?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I always wondered how those single cruises get enough girls to not be a sausage fest. Do they get some kind of shady special discount so it's not discrimination

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I always wondered how those single cruises get enough girls to not be a sausage fest. Do they get some kind of shady special discount so it's not discrimination

Yes.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Edgar posted:

How are cruises for singles?

Are you gay?

A gay coworker loves them.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Crossposting from AI

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Think his insurance will go through his twitter feed and deny his claim?

Because that's what I'd do.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Think his insurance will go through his twitter feed and deny his claim?

Because that's what I'd do.

lol

*Insurance agent* "Yo, Antny" :thurman:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Saw that one coming.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Think his insurance will go through his twitter feed and deny his claim?

Because that's what I'd do.

It's not deniable, people driving like jackasses is covered all day long.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Couple of years ago a guy wrecked his bro truck in freezing rain while blasting down the highway trying to get to his sister who was dying on the side of the highway from her own retarded driving decisions in a truck

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Natural selection is a beautiful thing.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Speaking of bro trucks: New Ford Bronco confirmed by Ford for 2020.

I'd be more hype but that's literally all the details they gave.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

not caring here posted:

Speaking of bro trucks: New Ford Bronco confirmed by Ford for 2020.

I'd be more hype but that's literally all the details they gave.

They don't want to spoil the next low speed chase through LA county

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Ice Cream Barbara posted:

Also I hosed up today. I was collaborating with someone online and shared the folder with my resume and tax returns instead of the one we were using previously, and I left it on for 3 days until I noticed :doh:

gently caress the cloud

nice identity you have there. Be a shame if it was stolen.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

gently caress... the past two days central Oregon got like 15+ inches of snow in some places, and to top it off a solid couple hours of freezing rain right as I went off work last night.

out of the 13 staff members I supervised I put 8 of them up in hotel rooms where they usually place the doctors and admin staff when they can't drive home. I'm pretty sure I spent over $1300 on hotels since my single bed room was 120, and I had a few nureses who's kids were in daycare who needed an upgraded room.

I'm fully expecting to get a talking to when I go to work tomorrow because I decided not to put nurses in patient rooms to sleep overnight.

Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Jan 9, 2017

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Pretty sure that much snow is what you get when you want a white utopia

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Slim Pickens posted:

Crossposting from AI
Pickup trucks are pretty awful in the snow. My brother has his old tires and I don't know how many hundreds of pounds of sandbags in his bed and the rear end still slips. But the country songs say you need a pickup truck for your dirt road incest adventures so idiots continue to buy them despite their needs.

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003
What exactly is this thread for?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

lite_sleepr posted:

What exactly is this thread for?

trashing the south

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Slim Pickens posted:

Crossposting from AI

Almost got killed on the highway the other day by a giant bro truck doing 90 mph when the rest of the traffic was going 60. He passed me on the right and then cut me off after nearly rear-ending the truck in front of him

Guy was going so fast he rocked my car. 2 days later it still gives me chills thinking about how that loving retard nearly killed my girlfriend and me

Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jan 10, 2017

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

trashing the south

Sifl and Olly, the siffl and olly show

ROCK

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I had about 6" of snow left from last week's storm. Yesterday we got so much rain that it's all gone. Along with access to an entire subdivision because somehow there's literally one road in/out, and it was under about 3' of water and wasn't clear-ish until late morning today.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


not caring here posted:

Speaking of bro trucks: New Ford Bronco confirmed by Ford for 2020.

I'd be more hype but that's literally all the details they gave.

gently caress me I got two years left on my lease. That's almost perfect!

I think the new Bronco is based off a small truck so it's gonna be more like a Bronco2 than a F150 based Bronco. I'll still buy it as long as the top comes off.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
4x4 trucks are great on snow.


at low speed while in 4x4 mode

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

LingcodKilla posted:

gently caress me I got two years left on my lease. That's almost perfect!

I think the new Bronco is based off a small truck so it's gonna be more like a Bronco2 than a F150 based Bronco. I'll still buy it as long as the top comes off.

Had an XO with a bronco and he chopped the top off of his. That truck was a loving beast.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Ford finally confirmed that both the Ranger and Bronco are coming back during the Detroit Autoshow

Ranger in 2019
Bronco in 2020

http://autoweek.com/article/detroit-auto-show/ford-confirms-bronco-and-ranger

efb

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


TBeats posted:

Had an XO with a bronco and he chopped the top off of his. That truck was a loving beast.

After 89 they had to keep the top permanently bolted on due to the third break light. For the life of me I cant figure why they just didnt stick a light on a pole so the top could come off legally.

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003

Syrian Lannister posted:

Ford finally confirmed that both the Ranger and Bronco are coming back during the Detroit Autoshow

Ranger in 2019
Bronco in 2020

http://autoweek.com/article/detroit-auto-show/ford-confirms-bronco-and-ranger

efb

When is the splash coming back?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
When we circle back around to the 90s again.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

When we circle back around to the 90s again.

That's only three years away

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Syrian Lannister posted:

Ford finally confirmed that both the Ranger and Bronco are coming back during the Detroit Autoshow

Ranger in 2019
Bronco in 2020

http://autoweek.com/article/detroit-auto-show/ford-confirms-bronco-and-ranger

efb

Everybody fell in love with the renders like that one, but they weren't even made by Ford. They're off some random dude's deviantart page or whatever other site "artists" use when they can't sell their poo poo.

LingcodKilla posted:

After 89 they had to keep the top permanently bolted on due to the third break light. For the life of me I cant figure why they just didnt stick a light on a pole so the top could come off legally.

Literally what Jeep did.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Syrian Lannister posted:

Ford finally confirmed that both the Ranger and Bronco are coming back during the Detroit Autoshow

Ranger in 2019
Bronco in 2020

http://autoweek.com/article/detroit-auto-show/ford-confirms-bronco-and-ranger

efb

Here's hoping they don't make the Ranger into a massive loving pickup like the Tacoma has become.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I have a feeling you're gonna be disappointed.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Godholio posted:

I have a feeling you're gonna be disappointed.

Still a Ford and not a Jeep!

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Its really hard to turn a $17,000 truck into a $45,000 one if you don't have the room to shove it full of electronic gadgets and giant seats for fatasses

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

psydude posted:

Here's hoping they don't make the Ranger into a massive loving pickup like the Tacoma has become.

seriously, i would love a small truck

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Butts posted:

seriously, i would love a small truck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_TQo3yDkVo

Blame the chicken tax for loving the light truck market in the US. It's why you can't get a Hilux or any other light, reliable trucks.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Jan 10, 2017

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