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Looks like Ben Shapiro just disproved Bernie... WITH HIS OWN LOGIC.
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GalacticAcid posted:https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/817968543211790336 https://twitter.com/soft_btw/status/817992490137612288
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Jan 8, 2017 16:27
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When Chapo started cold opening with clips from Ben Shapiro's show, I thought they were parodies they made themselves. It didn't occur to me that someone could be so stupid, unfunny, and obsessed with transgirl cock all at once.
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Jan 8, 2017 17:27
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The more I'm exposed to Dan Nainan the more I respect his hustle. You gotta work hard to be that unfunny and still find people to give you money to perform comedy. It's not like there's a lot of dark money out there to prop up failson comedians. ...is there?
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Jan 8, 2017 21:27
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he cons his way into playing some corporate retreat. he sucks but the person he conned into hiring him doesn't want to admit it and the people attending don't really have much choice but to be there. he adds another strike to his score and it snowballs. score another trip to Dubai. his only talent is his utterly amoral and ruthless knack for self-promotion.
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Jan 8, 2017 21:42
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He reminds me of a chef Anthony Bourdain talked about in one of his books: He would cook for all these high-society parties but the food he prepared was terrible and he would show nothing but contempt for his patrons. Bourdain figured he could get away with it because what mattered was the prestige of having this chef who cooks for all the famous people cook for you. He also believed the ultra-wealthy hated each other so making others eat lovely, burnt food out of social obligation brought them some happiness.
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Jan 8, 2017 22:06
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Republicans posted:He reminds me of a chef Anthony Bourdain talked about in one of his books: He would cook for all these high-society parties but the food he prepared was terrible and he would show nothing but contempt for his patrons. Bourdain figured he could get away with it because what mattered was the prestige of having this chef who cooks for all the famous people cook for you. He also believed the ultra-wealthy hated each other so making others eat lovely, burnt food out of social obligation brought them some happiness. man i really am in the wrong line of work
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Jan 8, 2017 22:34
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I sure as gently caress didn't read every word of that insane Sir This Is A Starbucks email chain, but I remember some compliments he included where the event planner who hired him was like "Dan was great but most importantly, clean." It's that person's opinion that matters, not the audience's opinion. He's the comedy equivalent of books on management; they're not marketed to the people being managed. And calling anyone "the ______ equivalent of Who Moved My Cheese?" is about the nastiest thing I can say about a person.
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Jan 8, 2017 23:50
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God I hate that loving book.
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Jan 8, 2017 23:52
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New Chapo! And it's hosed up!
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Halloween Jack posted:When Chapo started cold opening with clips from Ben Shapiro's show, I thought they were parodies they made themselves. It didn't occur to me that someone could be so stupid, unfunny, and obsessed with transgirl cock all at once. 
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Jan 9, 2017 11:46
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JUST SCOOP IT! GET A BAAAAAG
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Jan 9, 2017 16:46
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i kinda want to send them a Litter Genie
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Jan 9, 2017 17:48
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Amber's cat is a loving hero for getting us more Ben Shapiro Reading Series.
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Jan 9, 2017 19:03
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GalacticAcid posted:https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/817968543211790336 I love conflating interior decorating to how many more good seconds you have to live. "I can't afford a dermatologist to remove this fatal melanoma is just like the time I couldn't afford to reupholster my couch!"
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Jan 9, 2017 19:31
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everything is the same under capitalism! only money and having it matters!
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Jan 9, 2017 19:34
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The Crotch posted:Amber's cat is a loving hero for getting us more Ben Shapiro Reading Series. The episode was honestly a little bit boring before the cat started poopin', so I think Amber's cat is the best new co-host. Felix not knowing what to do with catshit was hilarious, as was his genuine annoyance at having to deal with Amber's lovely cat.
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Jan 9, 2017 19:37
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matt's escalating incredulity at everyone else's inability to clean up cat poo poo is the highlight of the year
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Jan 9, 2017 19:38
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That cat making GBS threads mid-podcast is probably the most frequent shared guest between Chapo and Cum Town.
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Jan 9, 2017 19:51
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Famethrowa posted:JUST SCOOP IT! GET A BAAAAAG I'm calling it now: These cats will have triggered internal drama and in the next coming weeks the show is going to break up because of them. Amber is going to come home to find one of that cats has OD'd on catnip and pot brownies while the other cat will has developed diabetes. Animosity will brew towards the cat-sitter (Felix?) and remaining members will start taking sides. Patreon funds will get appropriated to the cats to help pay very expensive vet bills (but in reality paying for 'hospice'.) There will be an outburst on Twitter by one of the Chapos and then the rest of the social sphere will mock them relentlessly on how they were pussywipped (heh heh) and lose all credibility, even if ironic. This will get under the skin of the hosts and the show will no longer get updated. CATS are going to do these guys in, I'm TELL'IN YA!
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Jan 9, 2017 20:48
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Why are you writing Chapo fanfic
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Jan 9, 2017 20:57
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relax this is a pro-posting thread
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Golden Bee posted:Why are you writing Chapo fanfic I got to earn my Not-a-j4g status somehow... 
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Pale Peril posted:I got to earn my Not-a-j4g status somehow... I thought I escaped the eve thread 
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Speaking of floor making GBS threads...
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Famethrowa posted:JUST SCOOP IT! GET A BAAAAAG You better not be mocking the dulcet tone of the Wisconsin accent, buddy!!
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Jan 9, 2017 22:44
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I'm starting at the beginning and listening to everything in order and it's pretty amazing how spot-on they were on a bunch of election stuff, but god drat it's gonna be tragic listening as the big day approaches isn't it?
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Pierson posted:I'm starting at the beginning and listening to everything in order and it's pretty amazing how spot-on they were on a bunch of election stuff, but god drat it's gonna be tragic listening as the big day approaches isn't it? The big day itself is pretty tragic, won't lie. They did a live show and you can hear the moment people realize "oh poo poo, this is actually happening."
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Jan 9, 2017 23:20
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Teabag Dome Scandal posted:You better not be mocking the dulcet tone of the Wisconsin accent, buddy!! Being from chicaawgo, it's an accent close to my heart
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Jan 9, 2017 23:40
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Pierson posted:I'm starting at the beginning and listening to everything in order and it's pretty amazing how spot-on they were on a bunch of election stuff, but god drat it's gonna be tragic listening as the big day approaches isn't it? I haven't listened/watched the day-of ep, the post election one was on fire.
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Jan 9, 2017 23:50
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What's wrong with the cat that it's always throwing up and taking horrible shits
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Jan 9, 2017 23:56
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Old cats tend to do that kind of stuff
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rudecyrus posted:What's wrong with the cat that it's always throwing up and taking horrible shits Failure is success. Check out the sweet TV, couch, and smoothie blender the dry boys (and girl) bought now that they're rolling in Patreon bucks. Can you imagine what the future of Chapo has in store after putting up with the foul shits and barf of that hellbeast? (Tibetan vomiting cat and reactions are hilarious)
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Jan 10, 2017 00:05
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lmao people are going to die
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Jan 10, 2017 00:33
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rudecyrus posted:What's wrong with the cat that it's always throwing up and taking horrible shits That's most cats
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Pale Peril posted:I'm calling it now: These cats will have triggered internal drama and in the next coming weeks the show is going to break up because of them. What the gently caress
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Jan 10, 2017 02:29
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How are they so bad with Cats You like... don't have to do anything with them!
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Jan 10, 2017 02:49
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Some cats are just that way, even at ten or younger. Also I've lived with cats that seem to enjoy making GBS threads in front of people, so it wouldn't surprise me at all if one or both are doing it "for fun" Amber had good taste in cat names
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