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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Feeling good as gently caress right now. Seahawks won and I'm super high.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNW11EHLF44

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Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Helldump Immunity posted:

found this pic on an old thumbdrive and forgot how lol it was



Look at how happy they both are.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Helldump Immunity posted:

found this pic on an old thumbdrive and forgot how lol it was



Five bucks says he used the duress word during his toast or whatever and everyone was too drunk to figure out why he kept saying pinecone.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3vovAWG5MM

throw some Ds on that bitch

yes i am drunk and drining pussy drinks

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1B2oO6D1ps

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoFYYj7EFtM

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Pray to your heathen gods that I don't hit the powerball before next year's Secret Satan.

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFmhRLiYho0

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Helldump Immunity posted:

found this pic on an old thumbdrive and forgot how lol it was



Didn't this happen like 10 years ago? It's been floating around forever. Someone has to have a followup on this (un)happy couple

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
What the gently caress is that protruding for her already massive gut

Like she's stuck one of those foldable chairs under there jesus

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Deathy McDeath posted:

Didn't this happen like 10 years ago? It's been floating around forever. Someone has to have a followup on this (un)happy couple

I know there's another picture of the couple, but I can't remember if it's from a different part of the wedding or later in life.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

2016 pornhub data

http://www.pornhub.com/insights/2016-year-in-review

Can't find the US map search term breakdown

Russia and Brazil really like Overwatch

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnUrZldOyn4

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Looks like somebody's fantasy football trophy.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
when did your mom start commissioning art about her life story?

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

She wanted to remember the first time she took you to get your stomach pumped.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

SwampDonkey posted:

She wanted to remember the first time she took you to get your stomach pumped.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I just found out that Snoop from the Wire actually goes by Snoop and is apparently working on a rap career? I walked in on my girlfriend watching Love & Hip Hop and that's what I've been able to figure out

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Snoop was from Baltimore and went to jail for a few years iirc

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Snoop was from Baltimore and went to jail for a few years iirc
2nd degree murder when she was a kid and drugs a few years ago.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Snoop was from Baltimore and went to jail for a few years iirc

for drug dealing

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Snoop's voice and accent killed me. It was like a pile of stupid coming out of the speakers whenever she had lines in the Wire.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Snoop's voice and accent killed me. It was like a pile of stupid coming out of the speakers whenever she had lines in the Wire.

Said the bitch rear end mark

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Snoop's voice and accent killed me. It was like a pile of stupid coming out of the speakers whenever she had lines in the Wire.

The Balmer accent is pretty terrible.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

quote:

Writer Stephen King called the character "perhaps the most terrifying female villain to ever appear in a television series".[6]

he's not wrong tbh, snoop was crazy

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://youtu.be/JDpvkwBBu6U

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


love this scene

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP
Got pulled over earlier this evening. I only mention this because I'm still laughing over the fact that the officer listed my black rear end as white.

To be fair, she was half-right.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Kuroyama posted:

Got pulled over earlier this evening. I only mention this because I'm still laughing over the fact that the officer listed my black rear end as white.

To be fair, she was half-right.

Which cheek is which

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Zeris posted:

Which cheek is which

More likely he means he's got a small dick

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Zeris posted:

Which cheek is which

I never really paid attention, but I think my left one is blacker.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Kuroyama posted:

Got pulled over earlier this evening. I only mention this because I'm still laughing over the fact that the officer listed my black rear end as white.

To be fair, she was half-right.

luckily it was the half they didnt feel like shooting

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Proud Christian Mom posted:

luckily it was the half they didnt feel like shooting

I had gotten pulled over while driving my cousin (from the black side of the family, and pretty dark) to get some smokes, and we joked afterwards that the officer was confused as to what she should do in this situation.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
No more Thai food. My rear end.

Goddamn, my loving rear end.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
You're supposed to eat it with your mouth duder!

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Tip to eating Thai

Ice cream

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Kawasaki Nun posted:

saw them at bonnaroo 4 years ago and they were the best show at the festival


socialism looks to the ground, capitalism to the sky!!!

dunno about that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Pesticide20 posted:

More likely he means he's got a small dick

:golfclap:

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

:nms:

https://www.facebook.com/Medob8/posts/1284959258238560

This is some enlisted poo poo right here

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