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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Lowtax posted:

Nope, just got this notice



he bullied his gf by not giving her meds... although no video proof i guess

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

FirstPersonShitter posted:

did u know that there is still fresh steaming poo poo about shmorky coming out all the time on kiwi farms, all his alternate personas, how he used to get women to record VO for his videos and pretend it was him prior to developing his klurf voice.

how hes been phoning everyone hes ever known, presumably to ask for a place to stay when they let him out of the funny farm

the problem is i pasted a ton of that stuff over earlier in the thread but people were busy talking about unrelated bullshit

like i said we finally get some loving cask strength funny/awful poo poo here again and we get white noise posters and mods coming in to wreck it

:justpost:

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


FirstPersonShitter posted:

did u know that there is still fresh steaming poo poo about shmorky coming out all the time on kiwi farms, all his alternate personas, how he used to get women to record VO for his videos and pretend it was him prior to developing his klurf voice.

how hes been phoning everyone hes ever known, presumably to ask for a place to stay when they let him out of the funny farm

the problem is i pasted a ton of that stuff over earlier in the thread but people were busy talking about unrelated bullshit

like i said we finally get some loving cask strength funny/awful poo poo here again and we get white noise posters and mods coming in to wreck it

look dude i tried reading the kiwifarms thread i really did but thats real "fail aids" as the cool internet people say so can you please just post the funny excerpts

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

FirstPersonShitter posted:

did u know that there is still fresh steaming poo poo about shmorky coming out all the time on kiwi farms, all his alternate personas, how he used to get women to record VO for his videos and pretend it was him prior to developing his klurf voice.

how hes been phoning everyone hes ever known, presumably to ask for a place to stay when they let him out of the funny farm

the problem is i pasted a ton of that stuff over earlier in the thread but people were busy talking about unrelated bullshit

like i said we finally get some loving cask strength funny/awful poo poo here again and we get white noise posters and mods coming in to wreck it

Imagine being a woman that sounds like a klurf Shmorky

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
youtube sticking up for the little guy. bravo YT bravo. we must protect the diaper making GBS threads pedos from any and all critique.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Are some of the LPers just getting mad over "muh freedumb of speach!!!" I know nothing about the LP subforum or and not much about LPs in general, but some of the righteous indignation that seems to underlie some of their vitriol reminds me of the lobotomized misunderstanding of the first amendment that seems so common amongst lesser-evolved online people.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Ranma Fan Art posted:

that was literally years ago lmao

Cool guy: hey remember all those years ago why dont we play ninte do anymore like we use to
Me: you jerked off in public and drank youre piss
Cool guy: haha why you bringing up the past?? U care salt? That was years ago. Stay mad...

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


ArfJason posted:

Cool guy: hey remember all those years ago why dont we play ninte do anymore like we use to
Me: you jerked off in public and drank youre piss
Cool guy: haha why you bringing up the past?? U care salt? That was years ago. Stay mad...

Hey I'm the cool guy

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

FirstPersonShitter posted:

did u know that there is still fresh steaming poo poo about shmorky coming out all the time on kiwi farms, all his alternate personas, how he used to get women to record VO for his videos and pretend it was him prior to developing his klurf voice.

how hes been phoning everyone hes ever known, presumably to ask for a place to stay when they let him out of the funny farm

the problem is i pasted a ton of that stuff over earlier in the thread but people were busy talking about unrelated bullshit

like i said we finally get some loving cask strength funny/awful poo poo here again and we get white noise posters and mods coming in to wreck it

Please crosspost this stuff.

Look! A Horse!
Feb 10, 2010

ArfJason posted:

Cool guy: hey remember all those years ago why dont we play ninte do anymore like we use to
Me: you jerked off in public and drank youre piss
Cool guy: haha why you bringing up the past?? U care salt? That was years ago. Stay mad...

hey remember when you got owned by the Star Citizen thread and then fake doxxed yourself for more manufactured outrage. good times...

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Archer666 posted:

Imagine being a woman that sounds like a klurf Shmorky

they had normal woman voices, shmorky just thinks his klurf voice is good enough

anyway here's a fuckin disgusting youtube video shmorky made about one of his alt characters. youtube is fine to have babyfur piss poo poo like this on there, but hoo boy you better not have an 11 year old cuss a klurf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qVRoP-4JdM

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


you guys see that I'm the cool guy

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Ranma Fan Art posted:

you guys see that I'm the cool guy

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



yeah that is my av

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ranma Fan Art posted:

you guys see that I'm the cool guy

I see it :coal:

Look! A Horse!
Feb 10, 2010
even diaper furs are disavowing Shmorky

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



not the coal guy...

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Look! A Horse! posted:

even diaper furs are disavowing Shmorky



The great diaper schism of 2017

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Look! A Horse! posted:

even diaper furs are disavowing Shmorky



why bother? they're only marginally better than shmorky at best and potentially much worse

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Look! A Horse! posted:

even diaper furs are disavowing Shmorky



Who the gently caress is triggered by any of those things? Lol trigger warnings are basically just a dressed up tldr at this point

Look! A Horse!
Feb 10, 2010
some coloring from kiwi farms

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

why bother? they're only marginally better than shmorky at best and potentially much worse

if they aren't pedophiles well hell, they still poop in diapers

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
So that's what ABDL is. im gonna loving release these stupid pokemon some rear end in a top hat nicknamed.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I am glad this thread is open again. And whoever is reading the KF thread, please crosspost the good stuff. This is a community experience after all, and I'm too lazy to go there myself for the hot steaming piles of news.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


TTerrible posted:

Please crosspost this stuff.

I gotta trawl through like 230 pages to find that stuff again so i'll do some later. i woulda posted it at the time but the thread keeps getting locked

edit: there was also a link to an archive from one of the 4chan cartoon porn boards where someone had posted all of shmorkys patreon klurf sex art. even there people were disgusted.

Lareine
Jul 22, 2007

KIIIRRRYYYUUUUU CHAAAANNNNNN

something something DONALD TRUMP MIKE PENCE something something

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Man I wish people could just chill out and be cool instead of being all loving weird and shitfucking baby diapers or whatever.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
so did shmorky's nazi ex gf stop harassing lowtax or is she on his side now?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJP8J84vzTA

Shmorky gave this a 4/10 bc it featured wiping

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
oh hey it's back thanks taxman

Look! A Horse!
Feb 10, 2010
honestly not much new from KF

Schizo Girl accused Lowtax of trying some Kratom, is getting increasingly pissed about being called schizo all the time

They're all trying to figure out exactly how old the victim was when the chat log took place

People keep coming in to attack Lowtax for being friends with a pedo. Everyone else accuses that person of being from SA? IDK man its a weird place

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


dreezy posted:

so did shmorky's nazi ex gf stop harassing lowtax or is she on his side now?

there are 700 pages of them arguing in the kiwifarms thread. lowtax demanding an apology from her and then her 'apologising' while calling lowtax an ambien abusing drunk bad dad. then it repeats. kind of like how this thread is with lpers/bathrooms

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Look! A Horse! posted:

hey remember when you got owned by the Star Citizen thread and then fake doxxed yourself for more manufactured outrage. good times...

*puts the hierophant card on the table in the upright position* hmmm, it says here you are a "fag bitch who is care mad" and *3 of penises on table* you have approximately 5 trillion posts on the epic "lets doxx people over a videogame" thread.

How close was i

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

FirstPersonShitter posted:

did u know that there is still fresh steaming poo poo about shmorky coming out all the time on kiwi farms, all his alternate personas, how he used to get women to record VO for his videos and pretend it was him prior to developing his klurf voice.

how hes been phoning everyone hes ever known, presumably to ask for a place to stay when they let him out of the funny farm

the problem is i pasted a ton of that stuff over earlier in the thread but people were busy talking about unrelated bullshit

like i said we finally get some loving cask strength funny/awful poo poo here again and we get white noise posters and mods coming in to wreck it

i do appreciate what you're doing but please stop being so

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Look! A Horse! posted:

even diaper furs are disavowing Shmorky



Sweet christmas



You know, if there's one thing that shocks me every time poo poo like this happens online, it's that people manage to make it so long without ever being found out. There are so many chances and opportunities for someone to slip up and out themselves as bat poo poo insane, and they slip through so many cracks for years. I mean, people have known for the better part of a decade that shmorky was not the most normal dude with some creepy fetishes, but that it's taken til 2017 for the entire house of cards to come falling just blows me away.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

FirstPersonShitter posted:

I gotta trawl through like 230 pages to find that stuff again so i'll do some later. i woulda posted it at the time but the thread keeps getting locked

edit: there was also a link to an archive from one of the 4chan cartoon porn boards where someone had posted all of shmorkys patreon klurf sex art. even there people were disgusted.

that's some hobby you have

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Anyway, i hope schmorky gets arrested and jailed.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

mng posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJP8J84vzTA

Shmorky gave this a 4/10 bc it featured wiping

are there any other rlm memes that apply to this situation? shmorky reminds me of josh.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Look! A Horse! posted:

honestly not much new from KF

Schizo Girl accused Lowtax of trying some Kratom, is getting increasingly pissed about being called schizo all the time

They're all trying to figure out exactly how old the victim was when the chat log took place

People keep coming in to attack Lowtax for being friends with a pedo. Everyone else accuses that person of being from SA? IDK man its a weird place

theres been like 40 pages in that thread since last night, its insane. but most of those 40 pages is just arguing

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i don't think lowtax is going to answer my question

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