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JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
We need some new farts...here's a sad moment from the Cards 2016 season:

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

buddhanc posted:

Can some really cool person make me a new avatar? Charlie has been fired, so I need an upgrade.

Something like Tom Herman riding the new baby bevo and they both have grills in. Anything grill or bevo related would be sweet. Or you can make something up, I'm not very creative.

You're leaving this wide open to have Bevo on a grill

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

Joey Freshwater posted:

You're leaving this wide open to have Bevo on a grill

Yeah I thought about that as soon as I hit post. If it's funny I might be willing to use it still!

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Does Febreeze get some sort of reverse-toxx if Superbowl LI is once again Giants over the Patriots?

EDIT: In all honestly, the Giants are probably the one team from New York I can feel good rooting for. The Yankees are too bandwagon-y, the Mets are just a National League version of the White Sox and I get enough of that here, the Knicks act like they're important to basketball even though they've never been so as long as I can remember and the Jets are just :barf:.

SirPhoebos fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Jan 3, 2017

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
"Big Daddy John"

"Nope"

What a good loving joke.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
I'm going to the Packers Giants game this Sunday. Need to make a sign. Give me the biggest derpy Eli faces ya got guys.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Pops Mgee posted:

I'm going to the Packers Giants game this Sunday. Need to make a sign. Give me the biggest derpy Eli faces ya got guys.

Literally just GIS "eli manning derp"

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Pops Mgee posted:

I'm going to the Packers Giants game this Sunday. Need to make a sign. Give me the biggest derpy Eli faces ya got guys.

'Fire Mike'

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Coldforge posted:

Literally just GIS "eli manning derp"

I was hoping the thread had some "deep cuts" if you will that don't show up on the first page of GIS.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Just get a blown up version of Febreeze's rendition of the bucket pic, easy.

Hell, cosplay as the bucket pic. Sure you'll get hypothermia and possibly die, but it'll be worth it.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Hello, my friend tells me you were doing songs in here and this was trending on my tweeters

https://twitter.com/TheHerd/status/816733603878944768

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Oh hey, my yearly bandwagon guide

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-official-2016-playoffs-bandwagon-guide/

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I honestly think the Cowboys would not be as bad because it's been a long time since they've won. If they win three in a row, yeah the fanbase is going to have an influx of yahoos. Right now any long term Cowboys fan is looking at the Emmitt Smith jersey hanging in a frame on the wall and wondering if.. The professional bandwagoners are still attached to the Patriots.

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013

Darth Brooks posted:

I honestly think the Cowboys would not be as bad because it's been a long time since they've won. If they win three in a row, yeah the fanbase is going to have an influx of yahoos. Right now any long term Cowboys fan is looking at the Emmitt Smith jersey hanging in a frame on the wall and wondering if.. The professional bandwagoners are still attached to the Patriots.

yeah but he is a Giants hack

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I wonder if there's any football fan left over from the 50's who resents every game won by the Browns and revels in their despair because he remembers how dominate they were and still hates them.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Darth Brooks posted:

I wonder if there's any football fan left over from the 50's who resents every game won by the Browns and revels in their despair because he remembers how dominate they were and still hates them.

Texans are already, on average, the most insufferable braggarts in the entire cosmos. TEXAS PRIDE DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS DID YOU KNOW WE WERE AN INDEPENDENT COUNTRY ONCE ALSO CHILI HAS NO BEANS IN IT YEE-HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giving them football success is a little different than giving it to Cleveland or something. It's more like giving a Lamborghini and a fifth of Jim Beam to a teenage boy on the "asking for disaster" scale.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Texas committed treason twice because they wanted to own human beings.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Aqib Talib is a buttmunch

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/aqib-talib-breaks-the-chain-of-oppression/

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Those insults are great :)

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
There's nothing more jarring than the guy who takes his pants all the way off at the urinal.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Nice. I'd be willing to take a 6 hour probie for "Aqueef Talib".

Spoeank posted:

There's nothing more jarring than the guy who takes his pants all the way off at the urinal.

Word.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I'm always real productive during the playoffs





Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Shouldn't his finger be severed too?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
drat those are great

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
here is a real life fart ornament my wife made me that was prominently placed on the tree

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
That is amazing holy poo poo I'm dying

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Qwijib0 posted:

here is a real life fart ornament my wife made me that was prominently placed on the tree



your wife owns

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Qwijib0 posted:

here is a real life fart ornament my wife made me that was prominently placed on the tree



That's a keeper.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Oh Tommy boy, the Jags, the Jags are calling
From spa to stands, and down the river side
The season's gone, and all the fans are howling
It's you they want, and Gus' been cast aside.

Oh come ye back! When oranges are ripening
Or when when the dumpster fire's gone quite cold
We'll be here in shrimp-shine or in shaaaddooww
Oh Tommy boy, Oh Tommy boy, we love you so.

But if you come, and Bort is still a'strugglin
Dante and Jalen are also busted as gently caress
You'll go and find the place where Blackmon's hiding
And go and smack them around a bit for me

And they will know, cuz dang you're really yelling
The Bank's locked down, and you're not paying rent
You'll bend them o'er, and give them quite a paddling
Gus Bus has crashed, it's Coughlin time again.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Jan 10, 2017

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Qwijib0 posted:

here is a real life fart ornament my wife made me that was prominently placed on the tree



Hahaha

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Suspect Bucket posted:

Oh Tommy boy, the Jags, the Jags are calling
From spa to stands, and down the river side
The season's gone, and all the fans are howling
It's you they want, and Gus' been cast aside.

Oh come ye back! When oranges are ripening
Or when when the dumpster fire's gone quite cold
We'll be here in shrimp-shine or in shaaaddooww
Oh Tommy boy, Oh Tommy boy, we love you so.

But if you come, and Bort is still a'strugglin
Dante and Jalen are also busted as gently caress
You'll go and find the place where Blackmon's hiding
And go and smack them around a bit for me

And they will know, cuz dang you're really yelling
The Bank's locked down, and you're not paying rent
You'll bend them o'er, and give them quite a paddling
Gus Bus has crashed, it's Coughlin time again.

:popeye:

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Boats

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-miami-dolphins-go-for-a-boat-party/

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Love that final panel.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
HOW AM I NOT IN THIS

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Could have at least showed your yacht with the helipad in the background.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Could have at least showed your yacht with the helipad in the background.

edit:

Maybe Crazy's boat lore is more bound to the discord channel, but I'm still heartily disappointed that a Miami boat comic happened and he wasn't in it.

edit 2:

that being said

:lol:

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Jan 11, 2017

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
FeBreeze usually has the best jokes about that boat lore hence my disappointment

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I can't believe I missed that opportunity :smith:

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Wrar
Sep 9, 2002


Soiled Meat
It was still a good comic.

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