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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

poptart_fairy posted:

Cultural differences apparently.

ffs

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

why is it always scandinavians

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Alaois posted:

why is it always scandinavians
It's too cold for them to give a poo poo about things.

lil bip
Mar 13, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Notch parachute account trying to justify kiddy fiddlin.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Oh hey guys nice to see we're in your weird gbs thread. It's ok to say Smorky is awful and mock him and also think it's strange for children to be brought into it but it's a lot easier to just suck Lowtaxs dick for 130pgs

If lowtax had initiated it, it would feel a bit weird, but his kid was the one who wanted to attack shmorky as a bit of vengeance and catharsis for her being unintentionally exposed to a scat diaper fetishist pedophile

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

FilthyImp posted:

It's too cold for them to give a poo poo about things.

Also dark as heck

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

GeneX posted:

If lowtax had initiated it, it would feel a bit weird, but his kid was the one who wanted to attack shmorky as a bit of vengeance and catharsis for her being unintentionally exposed to a scat diaper fetishist pedophile

I follow lowtax on twitter and only saw scattered posts without any clarification as to what was going on (aside from the latest shmorky stuff) and seeing that Lauren and him were doing a shmorky death watch podcast was pretty jarring to see out of nowhere

I also just read through his posts in the GBS thread and I'm not really sure if that stuff applies to just GBS or if he's actively going to be changing the rules for every forum. Also that gbs thread is really bad and the last 15 pages are a mix between no effort photoshops and arguing about if trans people are mentally ill

lil bip
Mar 13, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
You have some awesome rose tints on your glasses hombre, where do you get them from?

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:

I follow lowtax on twitter and only saw scattered posts without any clarification as to what was going on (aside from the latest shmorky stuff) and seeing that Lauren and him were doing a shmorky death watch podcast was pretty jarring to see out of nowhere
he explained it on twitter as well.

Lauren seems like a cool kid but they're both understandably under a lot of stress at the moment - apparently Lowtax's mum has cancer and his wife is ill too - and should maybe take a break until people stop screaming that he beats his wife and fucks kids (a completely evidence-free claim that Voidburger helped spread!) and deserves to have pedo poo poo babymen hanging around his children.

I support his effort to make jokes legal and can see what he's saying but he's - again, totally understandably - mad online and nobody's going to come across well until the situation calms down and at least a good majority of people accept that having sex with children is bad.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nuebot posted:

I think Voidburger was also retweeting some weird made up poo poo about lowtax too, it's somewhere around page 100 of that topic.

I don't know the thing you're referring to specifically, but she has made up poo poo about people before and then tried to pass it off as fact so I'm not really surprised.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Unfunny Poster posted:

I don't know the thing you're referring to specifically, but she has made up poo poo about people before and then tried to pass it off as fact so I'm not really surprised.

https://twitter.com/cogsdev/status/818285311277010946

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


how does someone subtweeting her count as her "spreading" it?

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Alaois posted:

how does someone subtweeting her count as her "spreading" it?

No, someone replying to her tweet with some bullshit does not count as her agreeing with or spreading anything.

e: Like, the 'worst thing' I've seen her tweet about this situation is this:

https://twitter.com/VoidBurger/status/818266491917307906

Though I can't find the tweet pictured so there may have been other deleted tweets I didn't see. I've generally known VB to be a pretty cool LPer and person and it would be cool to see some citations if people are going to poo poo all over her.

e: I could say the same about Psych though and he did say some poo poo.

https://twitter.com/PsychEyeball/status/818260859868872704

Olive! has a new favorite as of 11:33 on Jan 10, 2017

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




Lol at this voidburger fan fiction writer

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Alaois posted:

how does someone subtweeting her count as her "spreading" it?
she retweeted it but presumably, uh, un-re-tweeted the retweet when called out. I know absolutely nothing about her but APPARENTLY she's known to have anger issues so I'm guessing it's less that she's actually awful and more just that she got caught up/carried away

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

credit where it's due this is a really good line

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

EL BROMANCE posted:

I knew Lowtax was pretty broken and still desperate to be regarded as an internet superstar, but I really hope that's completely ironic. Because it's really sad otherwise.

Lowtax's posts and the whole stream thing make me kinda worried for where he's headed and what that means for SA. I could be overreacting, but it's really unnerving to observe.

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Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
He's allowed to bond with his daughter, and he's instilling in her a sense of theater. If she wanted to do it, and thought it was funny, then who cares? Don't diss a dad for hanging out with his kids.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

WickedHate posted:

Lowtax's posts and the whole stream thing make me kinda worried for where he's headed and what that means for SA. I could be overreacting, but it's really unnerving to observe.
looking at your rap sheet I can imagine you're worried about a pedophilia crackdown yeah

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
Both Lowtax and Lauren put up with a ton of really vile poo poo in the chat every single time they stream. Weird how there has never been twitter outrage about that.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TTerrible posted:

Both Lowtax and Lauren put up with a ton of really vile poo poo in the chat every single time they stream. Weird how there has never been twitter outrage about that.

how would people know if he doesn't bring it up, and no-one else does either? That poo poo's reprehensible, and I didn't even know that happened.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Turtlicious posted:

how would people know if he doesn't bring it up, and no-one else does either? That poo poo's reprehensible, and I didn't even know that happened.

One of the common low tier things was calling Lauren Schmorky and posting comments about how poo poo the videos are and when is Schmorky <3<3<3 coming back. I'd be totally unsurprised that the same pool of people upset about Lowtax ~exploiting~ his daughter have done that in the past. They've ended at least one stream because of it.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hahaha holy poo poo that's loving terrible.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
That's the background noise and the people doing it must have seen the worse poo poo that was getting posted in the chat.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Lowtax gets harassed basically every single place he goes online, and he handles it remarkably well. I've chatted with him, and he says he's used to it at this point. He's way nicer than I would be about people being lovely to my kids.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

he's my friend and I want to kis s him

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the internet was a mistake

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

looking at your rap sheet I can imagine you're worried about a pedophilia crackdown yeah

ahahaha

this drama really makes people show their true colours

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Spelled color with a "u". Doesn't England have a bunch of pedophiles? I'm onto you Hogge Wild.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

lil bip posted:

You have some awesome rose tints on your glasses hombre, where do you get them from?

I don't think you know what that phrase means

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Solice Kirsk posted:

Spelled color with a "u". Doesn't England have a bunch of pedophiles? I'm onto you Hogge Wild.
it's like how Americans rearrange words and replace perfectly good letters with "z".

For example, "pedophilia" becomes "pizza"

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Solice Kirsk posted:

Spelled color with a "u". Doesn't England have a bunch of pedophiles? I'm onto you Hogge Wild.
No, they have paedophiles.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Anyway here's a good luck into how crazy and abusive Shmorky actually is by way of his also-insane ex(?) for anyone who hasn't seen it before

quote:

He did have a habit of lying. He lied about his age, sort of lied about his PineTar scenario. Basically, he lived with this guy who would have him give blow jobs instead of paying rent. He was never forced, it was just an option when he didn't have rent money. It's a sleazy thing to do but I don't consider that out and out PineTar. He would lie about money A LOT. I foolishly let him manage the money I earned from hypnosis and he would spend it without asking and try to tell me "oh, you only earned x amount." Meanwhile, I had a ledger of how much I made right in front of me and after an hour of arguing he'd say "well I spent some of it on odds and ends." I never knew what he was really spending money on. He also told me he had a set of ovaries and a uterus. Whether that's true or not is anyone's guess. OH, and he also lied about those first pictures that first surfaced of him, the ones where he's wearing the glasses. He would swear up and down that those WEREN'T HIM and he was always a beautiful genderless ethereal being, even though the face matches up perfectly. He also claimed that he never had a deep voice, and the recordings of old Retsupuraes he did he actually digitally lowered his voice so people wouldn't make fun of him on the internet.

quote:
Shmork is the kind of guy who would do a thing like that JUST IN CASE he needed blackmail or something to show to the police later on, like a type of predatory insurance. That's the way he thinks. I'm not his first victim either. He seeks out disenfranchised women, whether they be disabled, poor single moms, or dysfunctional in some way so he can have power over them. He bragged to me once that a girlfriend of his accidentally broke his washing machine (or it broke while she was using it) and he screamed at her until he actually pulled a muscle in his chest. He seemed really pleased that he did that. He told me that every relationship of his would end very, very badly. He also bragged about how he would throw these women out of his house onto the street. When we were breaking up he even said to me "I could have thrown you out onto the street anytime I wanted, but I didn't and you should thank me." Even though I was the one supporting him after he lost his job at SA and refused to get another one.

quote:
Yeah, that was my pet theory. It wasn't just dysphoria, it was the fact that NOBODY could know his identity and that he was so secretive even to me. Like I said, I would walk by him while he was doing something on the computer and he'd yell "stop looking at me!" or slam the door in my face. Even I was not allowed to see him with his wig off. As far as someone in his family doing narcotics, I believe his brother Lance once had a meth problem. Lance was also the one who would really beat on Shmorky the hardest and cause the most problems for the family.

As for violent behavior from Shmorky, while he never hit me (the closest thing was the coffee incident) he would have temper tantrums and destroy things around the house.

Going back to his dysphoria - he still wasn't happy with his body despite all the ways he tried to change it. He wanted HRT, but NOT to look like a woman. He wanted it to look like a genderless blob and for no one to be able to tell what his gender was. He told me his ideal body was a flat chest, a round stomach, narrow hips, and a big rear end.

He did legitimately have night terrors, which was another reason he never wanted to sleep in the same bed as me. I would hear him screaming in his sleep a lot.

The man is just such a goddamn ENIGMA, that even spending 2 years living with him there was so much about him that remained shrouded in mystery. The klurf diaper porn, the age play, the cross dressing, the weird rear end family, tucking his penis inbetween his legs and dancing around, the paper towels, the corsets - all of this was still just the tip of the iceberg.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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FactsAreUseless posted:

No, they have paedophiles.

Ewwww! That's even worse!

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
Did someone say "Peter File"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTaKDnSIb4c

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TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

looking at your rap sheet I can imagine you're worried about a pedophilia crackdown yeah

What do you mean?




Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Unrelated, but there was a lady I used to work with who's name was Gay Mann. She would always say, "As a Gay Mann I feel...."

She was pretty cool.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Aesop Poprock posted:

Anyway here's a good luck into how crazy and abusive Shmorky actually is by way of his also-insane ex(?) for anyone who hasn't seen it before

Yeah I hadn't seen that before beyond the "digitally lowered voice for videos" bit. :stare:

e: okay read the last couple pages of the GBS thread and holy poo poo

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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

This is all a bunch of terrible garbage but lol at the idea that people are worrying about tumblr and the terrible spectre of Political Correctness making SA weak and unable to compete with 9gag/funnyjunk sites stealing jokes from webcomics

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