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I think it's the abundance of exclamation marks. That person is SO PUMPED to get her gun hiding permit.
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:eh... I was respectful and courteous. I outlined all my reasons for leaving: basically that place was a poo poo show and a sinking ship, I am underpaid, overworked, sexual harrassment, the usual... This is genuinely hilarious, I would actually laugh were I not at my desk.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 14:37 |
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:eh... I was respectful and courteous. I outlined all my reasons for leaving: basically that place was a poo poo show and a sinking ship, I am underpaid, overworked, sexual harrassment, the usual... One of these things is not like the other.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:10 |
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Volmarias posted:One of these things is not like the other. Nah, sorry. I'm not going there. I will offer these 2 things though: 1) Certain people found out the hard way that I drink liquor like a fish breathes water. 2) I now know (not firsthand knowledge) WAYYYY more about "poppers" than I ever wanted to.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:40 |
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Oh. My. God. Someone is obeying the law by getting a permit to conceal a handgun? In a country where it is perfectly legal and normal for law-abiding citizens to purchase, own, and carry firearms? GO TELL HR NOW! THIS LADY IS OBEYING THE LAW AND IS OBVIOUSLY A PSYCHO! There's no possible way that her passport is for something like a vacation or...here's a thought, maybe just to take a commercial flight within the US? http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/oct/13/real-id-law-facing-backlash-from-states-refusing-t/ Guns do stupid things to people's minds, as is evident here. I'd bet that all of you here in the US have probably been within 5 feet of an armed CCW permit holder multiple times in your lives in public places and been none the wiser. If owning a gun somehow magically makes a person a psychopath murderer, then everyone here is magically a super-hacker by virtue of using a computer.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:56 |
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Pearnicious posted:Oh. My. God. What's the "days since a mass shooting in the US" counter at currently ?
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:03 |
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jre posted:What's the "days since a mass shooting in the US" counter at currently ? Look, I never said every single person who owns a gun is a shining pillar of society who can do no wrong. Obviously there are fuckos out there, but given the population of the US and the sheer number of available guns, if every person with a gun was a serial killer it should be happening every second of every day. But since that's not the case, I can only assume that most people who legally own guns are not batshit insane.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:09 |
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Anyone who's excited !!!!! about being able to walk about with a loaded hand gun all day, shouldn't be allowed to own fire arms. Also if you are bringing a loaded gun to your job in an office, you're a nut case.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:13 |
Would it be possible to go back to bitching about tickets and leave this to another forum? To contribute: we acquired a new company. I'm suppose to assist with integrating its products into our support organization. They have no reporting. They do not have tickets. Customers email a support alias and then there's a group (which contains everything from product managers to developers to sales people) who collaborate to fix the issue. I asked why they don't have support at least look at these things first, before having everybody in the world abandon everything. Turns out no one in support has even the tiniest bit of training on the product. They support something else entirely. I think I have my work cut out for me.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:19 |
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jre posted:Anyone who's excited !!!!! about being able to walk about with a loaded hand gun all day, shouldn't be allowed to own fire arms. So now we're just assuming all over the place here. Where did it say she was bringing the thing to work? She doesn't even have the permit yet, so wtf are you even on about? What if she was assaulted at some point in her life and is happy about the feeling of security she is hoping to get from a CCW permit? There could be literally any number of reasons why she is excited about it, none of them nefarious. What kind of stupid blanket statement is "someone excited about guns shouldn't be able to own guns"? Who gave you the authority to be the thought police? It's okay to be opposed to guns, but stop making GBS threads all over some lady you know nothing about just because she mentioned the word "gun" and it triggered you.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:20 |
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shut up about guns
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:24 |
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unless you're pointing the gun at our remedy server then it's okay
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:25 |
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Renegret posted:unless you're pointing the gun at our remedy server sounds like a good remedy to me
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:28 |
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I'm starting to think helpdesk doesn't read the ticket emails and replies directly to the subject. Fake names, obviously. Dana submits a ticket through our ticket form which has fields for desk number and software the ticket is about. For added measure she wrote "LINDSEY NEEDS HER CENTRIFY PASSWORD RESET". To their credit, she got an instant reply: "is this for you or someone else? What program?" Dana sent the guy a response that was barely more polite than, "loving really dude?" so I guess Lindsey is staying locked out all day.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:47 |
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So a text message, phone call and Facebook message came in. Being an unemployed bum doesn't stop family tech support. My mother-in-law had a "small" computer issue. By small I mean sage 50 was puking on itself as it normally does. It was throwing database errors when opening company files. So I did the standard troubleshooting and eventually contacted sage. After being transferred around a bit I got a tech on the phone who told me the only fix was to factory reset the desktop. Mother-in-law wasn't happy about this option and neither was I. Did some more digging and figured out the issue was a bad update. Tried to uninstall sage, 1603 error. Manually uninstalled sage, reinstalled and it was fine.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:50 |
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"Reinstall your OS" is what tech support tells you to do when they have no idea and want you off their phone. Unless you are Apple. I love reinstalling OSX. It's no hassle and fixes god damned near everything anytime I do it.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 19:06 |
chin up everything sucks posted:"Reinstall your OS" is what tech support tells you to do when they have no idea and want you off their phone. Reset This PC on Windows 10 is pretty similar and I can't wait for everyone to get on it so we can live in an IT utopia
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 19:17 |
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Renegret posted:shut up about guns
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 19:37 |
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chin up everything sucks posted:"Reinstall your OS" is what tech support tells you to do when they have no idea and want you off their phone.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 20:58 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:Reset This PC on Windows 10 is pretty similar and I can't wait for everyone to get on it so we can live in an IT utopia Yeah, screw decent coding, hardware is advanced enough you can just hit the reset button anytime theres the slightest problem.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 21:46 |
Johnny Aztec posted:Yeah, screw decent coding, hardware is advanced enough you can just hit the reset button anytime theres the slightest problem. please tell me how having an ability to quickly and easily reset things means a lack of "decent coding"
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:27 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:Yeah, screw decent coding, hardware is advanced enough you can just hit the reset button anytime theres the slightest problem. A well implemented, easy to use and reliable restore function is a product of "decent coding"
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:40 |
I'm reminded of reading a complaint about dual-core processors from someone because the cores had a lower clock speed than single-core processors and why would I want two turds instead of one bar of gold?
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 22:43 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:Yeah, screw decent coding, hardware is advanced enough you can just hit the reset button anytime theres the slightest problem.
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Segmentation Fault posted:I'm reminded of reading a complaint about dual-core processors from someone because the cores had a lower clock speed than single-core processors and why would I want two turds instead of one bar of gold? If they were talking about a Pentium D then it wasn't wrong
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 01:53 |
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I remember my teacher in my A+ course (circa 2010) saying that dual cores were used because increasing the clock of single cores was taking too much power and making too much heat, so we would never see clock speeds above 3.0ghz.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 02:04 |
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22 Eargesplitten posted:I remember my teacher in my A+ course (circa 2010) saying that dual cores were used because increasing the clock of single cores was taking too much power and making too much heat, so we would never see clock speeds above 3.0ghz. Did he possibly work for IBM around 2005 ish?
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 02:51 |
22 Eargesplitten posted:I remember my teacher in my A+ course (circa 2010) saying that dual cores were used because increasing the clock of single cores was taking too much power and making too much heat, so we would never see clock speeds above 3.0ghz. An A+ instructor having no sense of reality?
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blackswordca posted:So a text message, phone call and Facebook message came in. Being an unemployed bum doesn't stop family tech support. Oh man, I just had my first encounter with Sage. We provide app servers for customers to run our software, and they can install third-party software if they pay us extra. Client was having memory issues so provisioning just threw a second server at them and went "Have fun!" meaning it was 50/50 if their users got on their original server or the new one with nothing installed on it. They had Sage on the first server and it worked fine, but they couldn't open anything from the second server because it couldn't find the database connector. I did a little googling and suggested they install the database connector on their SQL server and keep all the company files there so they can access them from either server. I spent a couple of hours loving around with something I wasn't sure would even work before telling the client that we'd need to contact Sage support - at which point they tell me they already did and Sage said it wasn't possible, so now they're going to have the people who use Sage log into the first server with the admin account to bypass the load balancer so they can do their accounting. I asked the provisioning team how they'd dealt with this for other clients and they said "well all the other clients using Sage have one server so it's never come up!"
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Segmentation Fault posted:An A+ instructor having no sense of reality?
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 03:25 |
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22 Eargesplitten posted:I remember my teacher in my A+ course (circa 2010) saying that dual cores were used because increasing the clock of single cores was taking too much power and making too much heat, so we would never see clock speeds above 3.0ghz. I remember being told there was a cap to how many Ghz you can push through a processor before it starts ejecting atoms basically becoming radioactive and we were getting close. I'm sure there is a limit to just how many Ghz a CPU can go, but I'm pretty sure it would be limited by the speed of light and not some crazy theory that eventually server rooms will require lead shielding suiting up and hot swapping CPUs every few years because they are decaying. I think every school has a crackpot teacher that has wild theories that they love to teach students and they also teach early classes that no one wants to teach. That or they just like to gently caress with the people that are going to drop out.
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pixaal posted:I remember being told there was a cap to how many Ghz you can push through a processor before it starts ejecting atoms basically becoming radioactive and we were getting close. I'm sure there is a limit to just how many Ghz a CPU can go, but I'm pretty sure it would be limited by the speed of light and not some crazy theory that eventually server rooms will require lead shielding suiting up and hot swapping CPUs every few years because they are decaying. I can kind of see where they are going, although I would suspect it would melt before it irradiated things (sorry Fallout case mod builders!).
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Samizdata posted:I can kind of see where they are going, although I would suspect it would melt before it irradiated things (sorry Fallout case mod builders!). Pretty sure you'd need to push the average temperature to higher thaan around 50-70 degrees centigrade to induce a meltdown event.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 07:53 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Pretty sure you'd need to push the average temperature to higher thaan around 50-70 degrees centigrade to induce a meltdown event. The term you want isn't meltdown. Meltdown means the material actually starts melting everything it sits on, until it entombs itself deep underground. You want a fission event for producing radiation.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 07:58 |
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22 Eargesplitten posted:I remember my teacher in my A+ course (circa 2010) saying that dual cores were used because increasing the clock of single cores was taking too much power and making too much heat, so we would never see clock speeds above 3.0ghz. I mean, there's a hint of reality in the idiocy. Dramatically simplified and wrong in actual specifics, but still. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Jan 11, 2017 |
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This happened at my old job on my last day. Still makes me laugh. A vmware agent call us on Friday the 31st of December to let us know that the license of vmware is expiring tomorrow. Colleague talks with the agent and together they verify that, yes it is expiring tomorrow and then he answers "Yes, but can it wait until Monday?" They were calling just before we were gonna close and go home.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 10:31 |
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CUCM subscriber is using 100% constantly and causing weird errors on phones. I know jack poo poo about CUCM, get the helpdesk to raise a TAC. After some back and forth we get this gem. quote:If the server experienced unexpected shutdown then i will recommend to rebuild the server Is this a common resolution to a hosed cisco server? It seems somewhat excessive when the "unexpected shutdown" was two months ago, and we only started seeing issues about a month after that...
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 12:01 |
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LordVorbis posted:CUCM subscriber is using 100% constantly and causing weird errors on phones. I know jack poo poo about CUCM, get the helpdesk to raise a TAC. We got a TAC case response to a CUCM question where the recommended resolution was "figure it out yourself." I was not real impressed. We did not take kindly to it as an institution.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 12:54 |
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Cisco have been worse than useless lately. It's taken them since July to November to provide a replacement dial plan as a customer is having issues calling some 10 digit UK numbers (Stupid places that didn't go to 11) The change went through in November, and didn't fix a drat thing, and then we got into a festive change freeze, so I now have a ticket sitting getting more and more customer attention because Cisco can't do their job.
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# ? Jan 11, 2017 14:13 |
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LordVorbis posted:CUCM subscriber is using 100% constantly and causing weird errors on phones. I know jack poo poo about CUCM, get the helpdesk to raise a TAC. Not at all. You got a poo poo tech. I've had good experience with TAC on CUCM issues.
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