Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

my cat had a whole bunch of health problems recently that he thankfully seems to have completely bounced back from but I was a drat wreck for the month or so that I was taking him back and forth to the vet constantly.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

They Shoot Zombies films on Youtube, entries 201-300.

Sleepaway Camp (202)
Maniac (206)
Inferno (207)
Mulholland Dr. (209)
Operazione Paura (212): In English.
Faust – Eine deutsche Volkssage (217): Alternative version with worse image quality, but English intertitles.
Non si deve profanare il sonno dei morti (219)
Opera (224)
30 Days of Night (227)
1408 (229): You get to choose between the theatrical and unrated cut, though both have hardcoded Hindi subs.
Let’s Scare Jessica to Death (234)
Spider Baby (235)
Basket Case (239): Requires you to verify your age. Or, you know, use one of the million ways to bypass that.
Communion (241)
Phenomena (242): Featuring the greatest ending to any horror film I've seen.
L'uccello dalle piume di cristallo (243): In English.
When a Stranger Calls (244)
The Loved Ones (249)
M (257)
The Last Man on Earth (258)
Körkarlen (259): Missing any soundtrack, so play whatever seems fitting.
Bad Taste (262)
Silent Night, Deadly Night (263)
Theatre of Blood (268)
Rabid (275)
Land of the Dead (277)
Paura nella città dei morti viventi (281)
The Burning (283)
Wrong Turn (286)
Silent Hill (287)
Der Golem, wie er in die Welt kam (288)
Duel (289)
Bubba Ho-Tep (291): Hardcoded Portuguese subs.
The Stepfather (293): Hardcoded Croatian subs.
A Bucket of Blood (295)
Day of the Woman (296): Better known as I Spit on Your Grave. Requires age verification.
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 (297)
Society (299): Hardcoded Spanish subs.

Overall, a very solid batch, especially if you're a fan of Italian horror.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I only use film terminology based on comedy TV shows from the 60s and 70s. Gilligan cuts, Batman angles.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
THE NIGHTMARE BECOMES REALITY

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

president pee pee

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Samuel Clemens posted:

Overall, a very solid batch, especially if you're a fan of Italian horror.

There a buttload of pristine Giallo films on there.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Just a helpful reminder, giallo is Italian for yellow. I'm gonna tie as much of this thread into the Trump piss thing as possible.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

president pee pee

I don't care if all the scientists in the world disprove this one, I'm gonna keep stating the Trump Piss Hookers as verified fact until I die.

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Kinda surprised to see Bubba Ho-Tep on there. Ditto Silent Hill - I guess a lot of the criticism I've seen of it is filtered through angry video game people, but I thought it wasn't very well-received overall.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Silent Hill has a lot going for it, but it's marred by an insane amount of exposition. The climax of the movie is interrupted by a giant info dump.

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
God, I want pajama hentai piss baby Trump to be true. Please be true.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
One of my cat's got an infected tooth a few years ago and it cost $500 to get it dealt with. We didn't really have much money to work with at the time but it was causing her visible pain (to the point she couldn't open one of her eyes) and she was spending a lot of time just hiding and moping so drat right we had to take care of that.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Safety Factor posted:

God, I want pajama hentai piss baby Trump to be true. Please be true.

It's not but it's funny as hell.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lurdiak posted:

I don't care if all the scientists in the world disprove this one, I'm gonna keep stating the Trump Piss Hookers as verified fact until I die.

As hilarious as it is, it's still less embarrassing than David Cameron loving a dead pig.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Well, at least Shmorky might have a chance a position in the Trump administration now...

Oh god, how is a Trump presidency a thing that is actually happening? Like this feels more and more like a hidden camera show gone way too far.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Skwirl posted:

As hilarious as it is, it's still less embarrassing than David Cameron loving a dead pig.

Especially because that one was probably true

Which is not to say Piss Trump is not true. I mean, it's probably not true. But, that being said, it definitely is true.

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

It's not but it's funny as hell.
Well, hey, the right made "evil Muslim Kenyan socialist" stick... :v:

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
I love president piss bitch

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I bet the most embarrassing thing for Trump about this isn't the urine, but that the story as reported implies that he takes a submissive role during sex.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

The most unbelievable part of that story is that he doesn't just hire women to humiliate and brutalize. So maybe it's true?

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

Kinda surprised to see Bubba Ho-Tep on there. Ditto Silent Hill - I guess a lot of the criticism I've seen of it is filtered through angry video game people, but I thought it wasn't very well-received overall.

Bubba Ho-Tep is great, though I'd almost consider it a social drama first and a horror film second. It's a surprisingly frank look at the callous way society treats the elderly, that just happens to also feature a soul-sucking mummy.

Silent Hill drags in parts, but it's still more deserving of its spot than Planet Terror was.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Safety Factor posted:

God, I want pajama hentai piss baby Trump to be true. Please be true.

i think the pajama hentai thing was a 4chan psyop

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Safety Factor posted:

Well, hey, the right made "evil Muslim Kenyan socialist" stick... :v:

Obama being tricked by his imam into eating a dog was funny, and this is even funnier.

Skwirl posted:

I bet the most embarrassing thing for Trump about this isn't the urine, but that the story as reported implies that he takes a submissive role during sex.

Not really, as every rich and powerful man is just assumed in pop culture to be a sub.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Skwirl posted:

As hilarious as it is, it's still less embarrassing than David Cameron loving a dead pig.

Speaking of which, was there ever a Tales From the Crypt episode about a president being into pee stuff? Maybe Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? We need an equivalent on this side of the pond.

edit: maybe the 90s reboot of Outer Limits?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Samuel Clemens posted:

Bubba Ho-Tep is great, though I'd almost consider it a social drama first and a horror film second. It's a surprisingly frank look at the callous way society treats the elderly, that just happens to also feature a soul-sucking mummy.

"Man, you are one big bitch cockroach" will never fail to make me laugh like a fool.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Obama being tricked by his imam into eating a dog was funny, and this is even funnier.


Not really, as every rich and powerful man is just assumed in pop culture to be a sub.

I just think that's the part that is digging under Trump's skin the most.

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
Goldengate is beautiful

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

If you're rich and powerful it's assumed you're a sub. If you have a really nice car it's assumed you have a small penis. Just how it goes.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 222 days!

Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

Goldengate is beautiful

Pisstakes were made.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

God, Obama's speech was amazing. Or I was trying to savor it more because I doubt we're getting something that eloquent for a long time.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Is this piss thing revenge for him talking poo poo about the CIA a few weeks ago?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Jack Gladney posted:

Is this piss thing revenge for him talking poo poo about the CIA a few weeks ago?

feds knew

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
At least pissgate shouldn't hurt Trump with the GOP because they're all about the trickle down.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Egbert Souse posted:

God, Obama's speech was amazing. Or I was trying to savor it more because I doubt we're getting something that eloquent for a long time.

Really looking forward to seeing Trump do some sundowning on live tv tbh.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 222 days!

glam rock hamhock posted:

At least pissgate shouldn't hurt Trump with the GOP because they're all about the trickle down.

Hillary must be so mad this didn't leak during the election. She must be pissed.

:rimshot:

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Also we finally have a good explanation as to why Trump is that color

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Trump should move from Twitter to Livestream

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I will honestly be surprised if 2017 ends before Trump has impeachment proceedings at least start.

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
My horror has completely transitioned from Trump to Pence. Jeremy Scahill wrote a really good article on him after the election that i missed at the time.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

On the same night Obama delivers an eloquent farewell address about reaching the full height of human potential, a war veteran mocked by Trump for being tortured as a prisoner of war leaks a story of urine and prostitutes.

I want to believe. What is happening? What happened to us? What happened to the American dream?

  • Locked thread