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Thanked God for our soldiers, cops, and border patrol, but forgot to thank God for our marines.
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Jan 10, 2017 20:18
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Massive collection of 'trap' porn found to be insufficiently ironic.
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We should probably start calling it the Trumpstasi at this point tbh
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Jan 11, 2017 00:12
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Accidentally wandered into Free Speech Zone
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Jan 11, 2017 00:14
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Deemed the Klan more liberal than Jeff Sessions
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Was accidentally right about the Pee-Pee meme, executed for witchcraft.
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Jan 11, 2017 02:58
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Wasted pee
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Jan 11, 2017 03:04
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failed to rest in piss
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Jan 11, 2017 03:53
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Had a side of asparagus before mandatory concubine service
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Jan 11, 2017 04:03
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Jan 11, 2017 10:16
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drank non Trump Gold brand piss
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Bought Japanese made sex robot urine on ebay by mistake.
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drank too much water, losing the pristine golden color of my patriotic daily stream.
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didn't drink enough water, leaving my patriotic stream potent, pungent and persuasive, but incapable of persevering
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Hoarded that sweet golden nectar for myself in jars under my bed
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Jan 11, 2017 17:14
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excessive alliteration
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Jan 11, 2017 17:15
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Did not warn participants that a kidney stone was about to pass, takes an eye out.
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Jan 11, 2017 17:21
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Worked for Buzzfeed News
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Jan 11, 2017 18:34
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Whispered "piss boy" three times in a government building
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Nerses IV posted:We should probably start calling it the Trumpstasi at this point 
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Jan 11, 2017 19:56
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Rested in piss
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Jan 12, 2017 13:59
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"You're choking me" declared FAKE NEWS.
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Jan 12, 2017 14:10
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Shouted PISS during the Trump Parade
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Jan 12, 2017 14:15
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Two counts of felony BBC
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Jan 12, 2017 14:22
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As I was drifting off to sleep last night, I remembered I once signed up for a user account at Daily Kos. I'm gonna fukken die, ain't I? 
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The Brown Menace posted:Two counts of felony NBC
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Jan 12, 2017 14:28
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Did not meet or exceed mandatory L. L. Bean purchase point.
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Jan 12, 2017 15:34
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Potato Jones posted:Did not meet or exceed mandatory L. L. Bean purchase point. Did, but was beaten to death because they wanted my boots.
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Jan 12, 2017 17:31
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my ll bean backpack is black, hence it was declared armed and dangerous
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Jan 14, 2017 08:29
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Was going through some tough times so thought I could get by with some knock off LL Been clothing. Wrong!
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I'm Alec Baldwin
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Jan 15, 2017 05:34
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failed to meet my thread quota
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Jan 15, 2017 05:35
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Cared too much
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Jan 16, 2017 09:24
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requested that trump be more like genocidal nazi dictator adolf hitler
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Jan 16, 2017 18:40
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Prav posted:requested that trump be more like genocidal nazi dictator adolf hitler hes tryign his hardest 
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Jan 16, 2017 18:41
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Betrayed by my phone
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Jan 16, 2017 23:31
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Charged into a gobliin's nest with goblin slop and goblin vomit
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Jan 16, 2017 23:32
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Owned Eddie Bauer gear instead of LL Bean
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Died for Trump's oil profits
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