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Plan Z posted:loving Buzzfeed. In his volcano lair, hooked up to a young person's blood, Peter Thiel reads Donald Trump's furious Twitter account. He picks up the phone and grunts,"Get me Hulk Hogan, we're going back to war."
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Plan Z posted:Yeah, I'm really worried about this. loving Buzzfeed. You mean like how they all stopped believing fake news after pizza gate got proven false?
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Plan Z posted:Yeah, I'm really worried about this. loving Buzzfeed. "Fake news" just means "news that contradicts my world view" to these people. Don't think too hard about it.
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Well, I can say that if the fake "Donald Trump is a piss man" report led to the unearthing of his secret but extensive history as a piss man, set to a backing track of frantic all-caps denial tweets, I would probably laugh. It's all a smokescreen to hide his real kink: being cuckolded.
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He can't hear her over the sound of Michelle Obama honking the horn and screaming at him to get his rear end in the car.
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McDragon posted:pissagate Watersportsgate
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Cat Mattress posted:Man I bet if we brought back jousting people would find it shocking and immoral Better analogy would be what if we brought back fox tossing? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_tossing
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seiferguy posted:Watersportsgate ding ding ding ding
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Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer the Peepot Dome Scandal
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I like the elegance of simply recycling Watergate, since the hacking was very similar to begin with.
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I'm partial to Goldengate. There sure is a lot to unpack in the dumb loving thing. Let's start with the donkey's open eye. That's a conscious and terrified eye. The donkey is aware of the elephants casually discussing murdering it (organ harvest or no, they want it dead, and again it's drawn as visibly conscious). The metaphor even concedes that the ACA has lots of parts that are worth salvaging and that the elephants are contemplating throwing those away purely out of spite, since the question of whether your organs are harvested is one of consent, not organ quality. And stepping back from the metaphor, when a law has parts you want to keep, you KEEP THE drat LAW AND AMEND IT. YOU REPEAL LAWS WHEN THEY CONTAIN NOTHING OF VALUE.
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BoK's own blurb even admitted that a majority of Americans just want improvements made to the ACA instead of repealing it.
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Trump is a citizen of the world Internet Kraken posted:see: HENTAI in glossary Well that explains the "Binders full of Women" thing now...
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The real scandal here is that Trump couldn't muster the necessary urine to piss in that bed himself. Please let every loving cartoon about Trump have him with wet pants from now until the end of his presidency. Smugbama was a meme for 8 loving years, long may the four-year reign of the Trump Shower be remembered.
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So already 4chan is claiming responsibility which makes this all come together hilariously. How old is this story? Because 4chan is usually the one to ride out their jokes and not claim anything until they were found out. To have them come out already seems like a way to try and protect Trump's reputation since we all know 4chan has no rep to damage and 2016 has turned 4chan into a Stormfront Confessions website.
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Maybe I'm out of the loop, but what's this about "fake hate crimes"? Ninja edit: oh wait does he mean the church spraypaint thing?
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Trump is a citizen of the world The version of the document that was posted online doesn't contain this or the other stuff that's being posted on 4chan as supposed proof that it was all a /pol/ ruse. It's also photographed from directly above. It could all still be completely made up, but the only "Here's what Trump did in Moscow" stuff is the pissing thing and him hiring prostitutes for sex parties. Everything else is just trying to track who in the Trump camp was working with the Russians and how comfortable the two parties felt about the Clinton e-mail campaign. Fulchrum posted:Which category did it fall in when he mocked the guy with arthrogryposis? Snopes posted:The New York Times, Kovaleski's current employer, said in a statement that “We think it's outrageous that [Donald Trump] would ridicule the appearance of one of our reporters." Trump responded in familiar fashion, issuing a series of tweets in which he admonished Kovaleski to "stop using his disability to grandstand" and repeatedly disparaged the Times: FronzelNeekburm fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Jan 11, 2017 |
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Trump is a citizen of the world The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > Political Cartoons 2017 (see: HENTAI in glossary)
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Mr. Fowl posted:It's all a smokescreen to hide his real kink: being cuckolded. Nah, Melania's the cuck obviously, as were all the previous wifes.  Ranter posted:I think this would have been better 
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I honestly don't give any kind of a gently caress whether it's true or not, I'm gonna mock the poo poo outta Trump for being a pissbaby urine bitch until his bloated piss filled corpse is buried 6 feet in the ground. Then I'm gonna piss on his grave, because I know that's what he would've wanted. I mean I'm not a monster.
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Ularg posted:So already 4chan is claiming responsibility which makes this all come together hilariously. How old is this story? Because 4chan is usually the one to ride out their jokes and not claim anything until they were found out. To have them come out already seems like a way to try and protect Trump's reputation since we all know 4chan has no rep to damage and 2016 has turned 4chan into a Stormfront Confessions website. The report dates back to August and the 4chan stuff to November so.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I honestly don't give any kind of a gently caress whether it's true or not, I'm gonna mock the poo poo outta Trump for being a pissbaby urine bitch until his bloated piss filled corpse is buried 6 feet in the ground. You need to show some respect to the office of President Pisspig.
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Vib Rib posted:Maybe I'm out of the loop, but what's this about "fake hate crimes"? Knowing Tinsley it's a reaction to Dylan Roof's trial.
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Well whaddyaknow; looks like Shmorky and Trump got something in common. edit: I love the pettiness of the whole thing. He got the presidential suite after hearing that the Obamas had stayed there and then desecrated it with hooker pee. Weird psychosexual and power tripping poo poo going on here. I'd call it fascinating, but that'd be too much of a compliment for the idiot. Anybody got that giant black and white comic made long before Trump was even a serious contender for President where he kills himself by loving the toilet Obama peed in? edit2: Yup, found it - Schlonged! Pants Donkey posted:
I immediately thought of Ruben Bolling's Dinkle, the Unlovable Loser, most frequently seen in his Super Fun Pak Comix  haha, this is especially great due to recent events! 
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Saint Sputnik posted:Knowing Tinsley it's a reaction to Dylan Roof's trial. Tinsley makes his comics way in advance though, right?
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loquacius posted:Bennett is thus far not biting on pissgate I bet Trump's wang is out and he's pissing, and that's really why USA is making that face. He's looking right at it.
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"Yo bitch, let's suck face and listen to jazz music!" *telephone labeled SOME GIZMO*
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loquacius posted:Bennett is thus far not biting on pissgate This is good Bennett
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The Pissydent-Elect It used to be: POTUS Now it's: POTTY
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FronzelNeekburm posted:The version of the document that was posted online doesn't contain this or the other stuff that's being posted on 4chan as supposed proof that it was all a /pol/ ruse. It's also photographed from directly above. "Jokes are false, and suspect, and irresponsible" — Old D&D Saying
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loquacius posted:Bennett is thus far not biting on pissgate Trumps hands are too small to use a tablet of that size, -1000/10
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