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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Trogdos! posted:

Ben doesn't seem to have a very favorable view of Sweden


So we're just going full white supremacist then.

(Yeah, I know, "going")

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Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Trogdos! posted:

Ben doesn't seem to have a very favorable view of Sweden




I see no difference between that caricature and the one for Hillary.

And wow that text below that turned this comic from stupid to xenophobic in record time.

(Oh my god she's wearing an Illuminati necklace.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

SwitchbladeKult posted:

The guy in the sixth panel has the most punchable face I've seen in a political cartoon! :golfclap:

Uhh, the whole point of the cartoon is that she's a woman??? Rude,

FronzelNeekburm posted:

Fair enough, but my MAGA acquaintances are rushing to quote all of that stuff as definite proof that nobody should believe any of it.

That's also fair, but no one was doing that here. yet.

Trogdos! posted:

Ben doesn't seem to have a very favorable view of Sweden



"Wow czech out this old uggo... I bet her shoe falls off. lmao" — Ben G.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I still can't get over how stupid Garrison is. Is there a place called Check Republic on his atlas?

Edible Hat
Jul 23, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Is that an Illuminati symbol on Merkel's necklace?

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Trogdos! posted:

Garrison posted:

I want the countries in Europe to keep their identities, languages and cultures. I don’t want to visit Turkey in Germany, Somalia in Italy or Syria in France.

Ahaha as if this MAGA piece of poo poo wants to visit Germany, Italy or France.

Trogdos! posted:

Garrison posted:

If we want to help the populace of the third world, fine.

(See above)

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Nenonen posted:

I still can't get over how stupid Garrison is. Is there a place called Check Republic on his atlas?

Perhaps it's listed as Chechia on his atlas.



And the first of the Benwhizi cartoons trickle in:

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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/01/10/iconic-california-tunnel-tree-destroyed-storm-pioneer-cabin-tree/96384416/


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Americans treat presidential elections like a sporting event. AGC


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Now I wanna watch Motel Hell again.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Trogdos! posted:

Ben doesn't seem to have a very favorable view of Sweden



heck yeah eu4 rules

Dancer
May 23, 2011
Hey goons, sorry to bother you with a one-shot like this; I stopped following Poltoons at some point because it was just *too loving much*. I am trying to find again this absolutely amazing cartoon that was published after Maya Angelou's death. It, like many others, also had a theme of her breaking out of a cage, except it was much more abstract, played with darkness and negative space, and had the final words to Still I Rise written kinda like a crescendo. It was really fuckin' powerful is what I'm saying, and it should be in the OP if you ever again include a list of important cartoons (why is that no longer there btw? )

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Dancer posted:

Hey goons, sorry to bother you with a one-shot like this; I stopped following Poltoons at some point because it was just *too loving much*. I am trying to find again this absolutely amazing cartoon that was published after Maya Angelou's death. It, like many others, also had a theme of her breaking out of a cage, except it was much more abstract, played with darkness and negative space, and had the final words to Still I Rise written kinda like a crescendo. It was really fuckin' powerful is what I'm saying, and it should be in the OP if you ever again include a list of important cartoons (why is that no longer there btw? )

I immediately thought of Darrin Bell; is this it?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Sandpuppy posted:

Perhaps it's listed as Chechia on his atlas.

Hah, but even Czechia (*shudder*) is spelled with CZ and CH digraphs, not CH and CK.

oddium posted:

heck yeah eu4 rules

Dancer
May 23, 2011

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

I immediately thought of Darrin Bell; is this it?



That's the one. Thank you.

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Only terrible people are happy that Trump succeeds Obama as president, AGC.

Why would anyone portray the intended sympathetic subjects as unhinged people living in a dark, depressing living room.

Syfe
Jun 12, 2006


DMCrimson posted:

Only terrible people are happy that Trump succeeds Obama as president, AGC.

Why would anyone portray the intended sympathetic subjects as unhinged people living in a dark, depressing living room.

The best part is, the woman is missing a shoe.

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010

Syfe posted:

The best part is, the woman is missing a shoe.

So is the boy. But the best part is that they are completely nonchalant about the dog pissing on the oddly old-fashioned TV set, concerned with neither the smell nor the potential damage to the surroundings.

Kopijeger fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Jan 11, 2017

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I guess they threw their shoes at the TV? Is that something people do?

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Trogdos! posted:

Ben doesn't seem to have a very favorable view of Sweden



Got real racist with it, huh? - Dee Reynolds

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Delonas doesn't like Trump.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
We think it is hilarious to destroy our property out of disrespect for the black president, and the dog just loves to be included

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

stop Bors if you've heard this one

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Get out borscht, I'm piss

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Ha. gently caress you and your two week delay. Your side is ALL ABOUT a "hate crime" right now.

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Anybody got a good link to the pissgate thing or whatever we're calling it?

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010

Trogdos! posted:

Ben doesn't seem to have a very favorable view of Sweden



Greater Belgium, the most frightening thing on this map to any true European :geert: :france:

I like how Greece just stays the same.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Brainamp posted:

Anybody got a good link to the pissgate thing or whatever we're calling it?

https://www.buzzfeed.com/kenbensinger/these-reports-allege-trump-has-deep-ties-to-russia?utm_term=.tyRyXLrVAE#.apXzLg6Zxd

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Trogdos! posted:

Ben doesn't seem to have a very favorable view of Sweden



Quoting this because it's really loving stupid. Also, I'm Swedish, and I don't get the hate. I guess it's the socialism? Gotta be the socialism.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Jay Rust posted:

I guess they threw their shoes at the TV? Is that something people do?

Only barbarians wear shoes in their living room in the first place, not to mention teach their dog to piss on the television when a black person appears.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

BigglesSWE posted:

Quoting this because it's really loving stupid. Also, I'm Swedish, and I don't get the hate. I guess it's the socialism? Gotta be the socialism.

Isn't one of the Swedish stereotypes that you have so many beautiful women that they'll date pretty much anyone due to the skewed ratios?
And seeing as how Garrison seems to subscribe to plenty of MRA bullshit (even when he isn't being paid for it), maybe he's just mad because even swedish women won't date him?

I dunno, this sounded better in my head when I thought of it.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Trogdos! posted:

Ben doesn't seem to have a very favorable view of Sweden



If everyone stayed in their countries, there would be no America to make great again.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Kopijeger posted:

So is the boy. But the best part is that they are completely nonchalant about the dog pissing on the oddly old-fashioned TV set, concerned with neither the smell nor the potential damage to the surroundings.

They're Trumpists, of course they love piss.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

BigglesSWE posted:

Quoting this because it's really loving stupid. Also, I'm Swedish, and I don't get the hate. I guess it's the socialism? Gotta be the socialism.

One in five residents of Sweden were born elsewhere, the single largest group being no-good Ugric alcoholics :ese:

even the loving queen is a mail-order bride brought from some southern land

Nenonen fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Jan 11, 2017

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

ModernMajorGeneral posted:

I like how Greece just stays the same.

Southern Spain, too. Because there have never been dark-skinned people in southern Spain.

BigglesSWE posted:

Quoting this because it's really loving stupid. Also, I'm Swedish, and I don't get the hate. I guess it's the socialism? Gotta be the socialism.

Yeah, I imagine scandinavia's great overhyped status among wishful-thinking foreign lefties as a Glorious Socialist Paradise has led it to be the chosen target whenever something bad happens there and the right wing want to prove Socialism Can Never Work.

Cape Cod Crab Chip
Feb 20, 2011

Now you don't have to suck meat from an exoskeleton!
While the economic Ramirez conservative type may reserve their scorn for Sweden in general and Scandinavia as a whole on the basis of their elected leaders' fiscal policy, Garrison's all about that racist "Pure Beautiful White Sweden is letting A Muslim inside her and it will ruin her" angle.

Arthur Crackpot
Sep 4, 2011

Proceed in a str8 line shaped like a perpetually shifting torus knot until you feel a sense of despair transcending all mortal comprehension, then hang a right at the next octopus, she'll be in the first room on the left
Whether the piss thing is true or not is not important..

Whether or not it gets Trump to spend hours of his time denying it and then making vague statements that maybe he's alright with it but he's totally not into it you guys but he might be????????

THAT'S what's important.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Trogdos! posted:

Ben doesn't seem to have a very favorable view of Sweden



Garrison finally posted the long-form fever dream so I'm going to shamelessly selfquote and post it here

Garrison posted:

A cartoon I have wanted to do for a long time.
If I ever make a trip overseas, will Europe be recognizable if Islam continues to gain power there? “No go” zones continue to expand while those who complain are arrested for ‘hate speech.’ The complainers are labeled ‘Islamophobic,’ ‘xenophobic’ or ‘populists.’ Oh no! Populism and nationalism are supposed to be terrible things according to the left. We’re supposed to love everyone and have open borders. We’re all the same, right? Wrong. People and cultures are different. Too much diversity inevitably leads to conflict.
Ostensibly the ‘immigrants’ were brought into Europe to boost the economy and do the work that the citizens wouldn’t do. (Sound familiar?) Instead, they were put on the dole. They got free stuff while out-breeding the locals. They brought their lower IQs and aggressive religion with them. Far too many refuse to assimilate. Why should they? Islam tells them that they are superior. Today, Mohammed is one of the top names for newborn boys. Sharia courts are springing up unopposed. Western civilization is treated with disdain. Women are raped and the police look the other way due to political correctness.
Why are we seeing this self-immolation by the west? Because lefty loons and George Soros want it. They want to tear down western civilization in order to easily usher in globalism to Europe and America. We are beginning to see some push back. The Brexit vote and the election of Trump signaled that citizens have had enough, but there is much more to be done. Soros needs to be arrested. Merkel needs to be thrown out of office. Mass immigration needs to end.
I want the countries in Europe to keep their identities, languages and cultures. I don’t want to visit Turkey in Germany, Somalia in Italy or Syria in France. If I wanted to go to Saudi Arabia, I would. I don’t want to see their oppression when I go to Europe. If we want to help the populace of the third world, fine. But keep them in their own countries while doing it. We don’t need to import them and their problems to the west.
—Ben Garrison

(apology) bonus Dry Bones:

Trogdos! fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Jan 11, 2017

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Trogdos! posted:

(apology) bonus Dry Bones:


Yeah! Stupid American Jews wanting to stand up to Nazis before history repeats itself!

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

SwitchbladeKult posted:

Yeah! Stupid American Jews wanting to stand up to Nazis before history repeats itself!

Kirschen's take on Nazi methods is very much "hate the player, not the game"; he just thinks Jews were on the wrong end of it.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Obviously they were all for Trump until he gave the :thumbsup: to Israel.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Trogdos! posted:

Garrison posted:

If I ever make a trip overseas,

Oh wow, how did I know he's never gone to Europe, it's amazing!!


e: "I'll never go there, but I want to continue to imagine it as a magical land of white people who would like me."

A HUNGRY MOUTH fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Jan 11, 2017

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Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Trogdos! posted:

Garrison finally posted the long-form fever dream so I'm going to shamelessly selfquote and post it here


(apology) bonus Dry Bones:


Other Jews having a different opinion than me?

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