Political Cartoons 2017: Gotta go fasc

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Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Ularg posted:

Other Jews having a different opinion than me?

To be fair we are a hive-mind, so that's pretty weird.

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Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

A demographic not all being in lockstep is very scary to someone unsettled by things like "diversity" and "culture."

# ? Jan 11, 2017 21:53

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

Oh I forgot this guy is the one that wants Palestinians to just pick up and leave or convert. He doesn't do "Differences"

# ? Jan 11, 2017 21:55

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Trogdos! posted:

Garrison finally posted the long-form fever dream so I'm going to shamelessly selfquote and post it here

All that's missing are the Fourteen Words. :stare:

# ? Jan 11, 2017 21:55

Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Ularg posted:

Oh I forgot this guy is the one that wants Palestinians to just pick up and leave or convert. He doesn't do "Differences"

I seriously doubt he would be happy with mass conversion.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 21:56

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

He'd like to convert them from living to dead.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 21:57

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Lord Hydronium posted:

All that's missing are the Fourteen Words.

What are you talking about, I'm actually trying to preserve culture here, you're the globalist racist because

-Ben Garrison

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:00

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Oh wow, how did I know he's never gone to Europe, it's amazing!!

e: "I'll never go there, but I want to continue to imagine it as a magical land of white people who would like me."

Dont worry bro, well keep him here so you never have to deal with that torture.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:05

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

Technically it wasn't them coming here and bringing their problems to the west, it was the west bringing some of them here by force and creating the problems.

All in all just write this Ben Garrison comic under "Does not understand what his nation of immigrants actual mean and doesn't comprehend empires"

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:08

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Potato Salad posted:

A journalist bit a setup. Cue another 12 months of /pol/ and /r/the_donald feeling justified in ignoring verifiable news.

God loving drat it.

loving brilliant strategy though:

release a believable document that says that Trump is a piss fetishist
people believe it, think that Trump is a piss fetishist
???
MAGA

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:20

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Arthur Crackpot posted:

Whether the piss thing is true or not is not important..

Whether or not it gets Trump to spend hours of his time denying it and then making vague statements that maybe he's alright with it but he's totally not into it you guys but he might be????????

THAT'S what's important.

What's actually important is that it shows that Comey openly worked towards Trump getting elected despite knowledge of Russia potentially having huge leverage over Trump

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:23

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Yeah, but think of all the donors to the Clinton Foundation that Hillary would be beholden to.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:25

Keiya: Aug 22, 2009; Come with me if you want to not die.

Wheany posted:

loving brilliant strategy though:

release a believable document that says that Trump is a piss fetishist

people believe it, think that Trump is a piss fetishist

???

MAGA

A piss fetishist is fine, it's the ACTUAL TREASON that we should be talking about.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:27

SwitchbladeKult: Apr 4, 2012; "The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Keiya posted:

A piss fetishist is fine, it's the ACTUAL TREASON that we should be talking about.

Sadly I think the piss fetish thing is the only reason anyone cares. People seem numb to the idea that foreign agents might be controlling their leader. :smith:

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:30

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Hihohe posted:

Dont worry bro, well keep him here so you never have to deal with that torture.

I know my unceasing negativity gives me a continental flair, but I'm just some jagoff from New England.

Wheany posted:

loving brilliant strategy though:

release a believable document that says that Trump is a piss fetishist

people believe it, think that Trump is a piss fetishist

???

MAGA

(2000 word Scott Adams blog post about the master persuader at work)

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:31

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Yeah, but think of all the donors to the Clinton Foundation that Hillary would be beholden to.

Not to mention that she did the e-mail thing and hackers might have found out about her desire to know where the State Department was on gefilte fish!

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:32

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

SwitchbladeKult posted:

Sadly I think the piss fetish thing is the only reason anyone cares. People seem numb to the idea that foreign agents might be controlling their leader.

Trump fans will continue to deny it and do stuff like claim it's fake because some posters on 4chan printed out passages that aren't in the document.

Everyone else already has a good idea of the Russian hacking/collusion allegations already

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:32

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Trogdos! posted:

huh wonder why he threw in a BLM sign in the Bad Signs

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:39

I AM THE TOILET: Jul 11, 2016

Tatum Girlparts posted:

huh wonder why he threw in a BLM sign in the Bad Signs

If he wasn't constantly peeing on Palestinians, he'd be carping about blacks.

People NEED enemies.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:42

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

I AM THE TOILET posted:

I didn't know you had a user account on the forums, Mr. Trump.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:47

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Improbable Lobster posted:

What's actually important is that it shows that Comey openly worked towards Trump getting elected despite knowledge of Russia potentially having huge leverage over Trump

Yeah, the actions of Comey (and in a different way, the media) in not talking about this while shouting out every whiff of a rumor in Clinton from the rooftops is the biggest concern here, even if the actual content of the report is fake. (If it's true, of course, there are much, much bigger problems on top of that.) The FBI and FISA warrant issues together point to, at best, negligence, at worst intelligence agencies putting their thumb on the scale for Trump.

And if it is true, then we have a president under the thumb of an ambitious foreign power and poo poo's even worse than we thought.

Either way, we can still laugh at Trump being a pissboy.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:51

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Trump didn't listen to Frank Zappa and now he loves to eat the yellow snow

# ? Jan 11, 2017 22:58

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

M'Garrison's response when Trump inevitably doesn't have George Soros arrested will be:

# ? Jan 11, 2017 23:01

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

I AM THE TOILET posted:

If he wasn't constantly peeing on Palestinians, he'd be carping about blacks.

People NEED enemies.

I don't remember whether he "drew" anything about the Ethiopian sterilization scandal from a few years back, but if he did I can imagine what his opinion likely was.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 23:04

Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Improbable Lobster posted:

Trump didn't listen to Frank Zappa and now he loves to eat the yellow snow

Why Does it Hurt When I Tweet

# ? Jan 11, 2017 23:11

Stevoblunt: Mar 12, 2008

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Ahaha as if this MAGA piece of poo poo wants to visit Germany, Italy or France.

I go to Germany quite often as my wife is German. Last time I was there (2016) it was still pretty loving white.

# ? Jan 11, 2017 23:14

Angepain: Jul 13, 2012; what keeps happening to my clothes

Sure, Germany is whiter than white but this isn't about race. Ben Garrison just has some disagreements with recent changes in the policies of the German government. Particularly those after say, 1945 or so

# ? Jan 11, 2017 23:50

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Did that one super-racist Australian cartoonist finally get charged or whatever? I've been out of the politoons loop

# ? Jan 12, 2017 00:05

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

D.N. Nation posted:

M'Garrison's response when Trump inevitably doesn't have George Soros arrested will be:

A cartoon of a crying pink-haired SJW saying,"Why isn't anybody angry about Trump not arresting Soros!?!", next to a smug farmer-looking dude saying,"We're worried about IMPORTANT things" while a :smug:

Trump shovels coal into an engine that says,"Humming American Economy". A pressure gauge on the engine reads "Obama/Sub-Normal/All Cylinders/MAGA" and the arrow is pointing to MAGA.

# ? Jan 12, 2017 00:13

Dr. VooDoo: May 4, 2006

Trogdos! posted:

(apology) bonus Dry Bones:

Why would Jews not like a president who picked a known and self admired white nationalist as their Secretary of State and who's election was ushered in by alt right groups doing Nazi salutes? Gosh stupid liberals!

# ? Jan 12, 2017 00:14

I AM THE TOILET: Jul 11, 2016

The warehouse I work in has shown various pallets being branded with MAGA - either from a stamp or an actual branding iron.

Something tells me we'll come to regard this acronym with the same regard as finding swastikas in bathroom stalls.

# ? Jan 12, 2017 00:16

SwitchbladeKult: Apr 4, 2012; "The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

I AM THE TOILET posted:

The warehouse I work in has shown various pallets being branded with MAGA - either from a stamp or an actual branding iron.

Something tells me we'll come to regard this acronym with the same regard as finding swastikas in bathroom stalls.

You mean you don't already? Where I live MAGA bumper stickers are always accompanied by Confederate battle flags and stickers adorned with vaguely racist slogans.

Edit: I bet in 32 years we'll see 13171 join 1488.

SwitchbladeKult fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Jan 12, 2017

# ? Jan 12, 2017 00:31

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

SwitchbladeKult posted:

You mean you don't already? Where I live MAGA bumper stickers are always accompanied by Confederate battle flags and stickers adorned with vaguely racist slogans.

Edit: I bet in 32 years we'll see 13171 join 1488.

13171?

# ? Jan 12, 2017 01:16

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Zanzibar Ham posted:

To be fair we are a hive-mind, so that's pretty weird.

I think it's chive-mind, isn't it?

# ? Jan 12, 2017 01:20

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
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Improbable Lobster posted:

Did that one super-racist Australian cartoonist finally get charged or whatever? I've been out of the politoons loop

Bill Leak, and no, they decided not to charge him.

# ? Jan 12, 2017 01:22

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

I AM THE TOILET posted:

The warehouse I work in has shown various pallets being branded with MAGA - either from a stamp or an actual branding iron.

Something tells me we'll come to regard this acronym with the same regard as finding swastikas in bathroom stalls.

it's manufacturing plant code

# ? Jan 12, 2017 01:25