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Keiya posted:Why did they still have the Avacyn standee up? It's obviously recent - the Kaladesh skyships are hung up.  threw a fit."
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Yawgmoth posted:Some stores like to leave that poo poo up until someone throws a tantrum and breaks it. It's the card shop version of the OSHA "no accidents in X days" posters; "X days since some I find standees with tits tend to linger long after the block has passed, but the male characters, not so much.
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Juicy Juice posted:Even the modern schools in South Florida usually have at least a certain wing that can serve as a storm shelter - the entire music department in my high school (built in the 2000s) had no windows and thick walls. that was so they wouldn't have to listen to you, yo
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boner confessor posted:please stop spying on me and my wife's lovemaking tyvm Lol wife built like a hatchback
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PopeCrunch posted:Why are they jackhammering a meatus into that pillar. This is a very silly sentence. Captain Yossarian posted:Lol wife built like a hatchback 
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Captain Yossarian posted:Lol wife built like a hatchback Lol wife taking in the back door in a car park
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boner confessor posted:please stop spying on me and my wife's lovemaking tyvm Attempting to jam wood into small space without proper ppe leaving a poorly secured load and all photographed by a stranger and put on the internet. You're right that does sound like your wife.
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"You're a bloody welder!" "I know, but I ain't got any fuckin' welding gloves on!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUL56vrK75I The Dark One fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Jan 11, 2017 |
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This is why they lost the empire.
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I'd think the nylon helmet straps would have been a lot more useful at grabbing the electrified parts than a couple damp sticks
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Or even using the helmets themselves. One over each hand like novelty Hulk Hands, problems solved in 5 seconds.
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There's a gate right there. And a solid fence to throw the bike over instead. Just a mess of poor decisions.
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Fifteen three? I guess raising didn't help after all. 
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That teased me so badly with the 'nearly tipping over' part.
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Humphreys posted:That teased me so badly with the 'nearly tipping over' part. This. Also reminds me of the video from the fatty in a wheelchair being pulled by another fatty in an electric scooter.
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Boiled Water posted:Just take the stairs. Additional bonus: Not becoming fat as gently caress, which in 2017 is probably worse than any OSHA non-complience we'll see. This is silly. We're fatter because we have food. Our Grandparents didn't have enough protein and fat to get tubby. Yes, there are people that are fat because they eat too much and don't move. I do not disagree with that. The managing cleaner at our office is from Egypt. She always says, "fat is good". She's right. Due to stress and a stomach disorder, I lost 35 lbs in one month. I had excess fat that let me not die. I was 6' 260, definitely too fat. But the fat reserve saved me. If I was 170 lbs, I would have possibly died. My brother has been hospitalized several times for minor stomach bugs. But I'm fine. I can not eat for a week and stay alive. My brother has to have IV fluids if he gets very sick. I just have to lay down and rest. Running stairs is good exercise for your heart, but the elevator isn't making you fat. "Fat as gently caress" is a different condition. I've worked with a man that couldn't even walk 100 feet. He'd have to take a break. But he ate normal amounts of food. I'm familiar with super-obese people. I knew another guy who ate the better part of a cow for lunch and ate pork rinds as a snack. I hope that the first one survived. I know the second is still around. He decided to take care of himself. OSHA point: We had to time our bathroom use before the big fella' let fly. You literally couldn't use the restroom for the rest of the day. It was absurd. There should be a "light a match" law out there.
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The whole time I was scratching my head why they didn't just use their backpacks' straps to gently lift the bike from the fence.
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Colonel Cancer posted:The whole time I was scratching my head why they didn't just use their backpacks' straps to gently lift the bike from the fence. Or use one of the non-electrified bikes to pedal down either to the transformer and unplug it, or to the landowners home and ask for the same thing. Nope. Let's keep zapping the poo poo out of ourselves because cows are smarter than us.
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MrYenko posted:Or use one of the non-electrified bikes to pedal down either to the transformer and unplug it, or to the landowners home and ask for the same thing. Perhaps British farmers are similar to American ones in that they shout "GET OF MAH PROPERTY" and then shoot you on sight if you dare approach them.
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They prefer 'GET ORF MOY LAAHHHND' but yes.
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Colonel Cancer posted:The whole time I was scratching my head why they didn't just use their backpacks' straps to gently lift the bike from the fence. But then it wouldn't be funny and on YouTube. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUijJ-L37ZM On 23 March 1994, Aeroflot Flight 593 is en route to Hong Kong, when it stalls and crashes, killing all 75 people on board. The pilot's 15-year-old son accidentally disabled the autopilot while in the captain's seat, causing the aircraft to bank heavily to the right, inducing the stall.
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:http://i.imgur.com/Dv1phKn.mp4 This is loving amazing.
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It's also from a commercial.
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:It's also from a commercial. It's also about how long UPS spends at my door dropping off packages
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mostlygray posted:Due to stress and a stomach disorder, I lost 35 lbs in one month. I had excess fat that let me not die. I was 6' 260, definitely too fat. But the fat reserve saved me. lol
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All those 135lb people dropping dead constantly.
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mostlygray posted:This is silly. We're fatter because we have food. Our Grandparents didn't have enough protein and fat to get tubby. Yes, there are people that are fat because they eat too much and don't move. I do not disagree with that. Have you considered that you may have lost less weight were you 170 poinds
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mostlygray posted:This is silly. We're fatter because we have food. Our Grandparents didn't have enough protein and fat to get tubby. Yes, there are people that are fat because they eat too much and don't move. I do not disagree with that. Please work out.
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Doc Hawkins posted:Please work out. Personally I would recommended a lard-based diet as contingency plan.
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Just eat bacon and eggs it helps you lose lots of weight just stay the gently caress away from vegetables and only visit a doctor once a year
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Some one needs to tell that guy, that in the real world you rotate objects along the X, Y *and* Z axes.
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mostlygray posted:I was 6' 260, definitely too fat. But the fat reserve saved me. At 6′ and 135 lb, you’d be underweight by the tiniest amount (18.3 v. 18.5 recommended BMI). You’d be absolutely fine, excepting the condition that caused you to lose 35 lb in the first place. That’s not normal. Improbable Lobster posted:Have you considered that you may have lost less weight were you 170 poinds Also that. Maintaining fat takes energy. Over a month, a 90 lb difference on a 6′ man is worth at least 4 lb, so you wouldn’t have even gone underweight, all else equal.
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Platystemon posted:At 6′ and 135 lb, you’d be underweight by the tiniest amount (18.3 v. 18.5 recommended BMI). I'm 6' and ~140lbs and I'm a loving twig but otherwise healthy. I want to gain some weight but I just don't have the appetite for it. How the hell do people get fat?
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Jesus Christ posted:I'm 6' and ~140lbs and I'm a loving twig but otherwise healthy. I want to gain some weight but I just don't have the appetite for it. How the hell do people get fat? Soda pop.
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If youre're getting hospitalized for stomach bugs then something is wrong with you and it isn't just that you're not fat enough. Tell your brother to see a doctor.
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