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Jan 12, 2017 00:40
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tonesville posted:Been reading and loving this thread for months and my first post. Same Welcome to the thread, friend. 
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Jan 12, 2017 00:47
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:
Does this represent the Lumberyard switch? Because you know in another month development will have only started when they "got serious" with a real engine, which was 1/1/17 thanks to Chris being on vacation for Christmas. Speaking of vacations, anybody know if The Roberts has rewarded himself with a vacation yet this year? It's been a tough 11 days and it's about time for an Italy or Hawaii trip.
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Jan 12, 2017 01:01
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It needn't be done at this point knowing all we do about the Archer tracerbot 2000, but...  Some skewing and distortion due to it not being a scan, but unsurprisingly everything lines up.
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Jan 12, 2017 01:05
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zcrow posted:Split second pgabz Flying spaceships just get him so angry.
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Jan 12, 2017 01:05
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toanoradian posted:please no, i'm just about breaking my head when CIG 'switches' from CryEngine to Lumberyard, but turns out it's not actually a switch? And in fact there's no effort at all, since it's more of a 'rebranding' than a 'recoding'? Some graphs made in Paint? Lumberyard includes previous versions of CryEngine in its license. So what CIG has apparently done is go back in time to when Lumberyard branched off of CryEngine and StarEngine branched off of CryEngine and called it a day. Basically they may have imported a new readme.txt file or something. For all it means is that Star Citizen can be Windows 10 or Duke Nukem 3D because if you go back far enough everything is pretty much the same at some point. So enjoy! 
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Jan 12, 2017 01:06
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Mr.Tophat posted:So wait You're free! Welcome back, friend. 
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Jan 12, 2017 01:09
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from the time its taken to get SC into its current alpha state and if SC is still in alpha this year
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Jan 12, 2017 01:17
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Propagandist posted:So who's the final boss in Star Citizen A long cutscene where Pusher kills the big evil ship, and the player character says "I wish I could be like Pusher!" And then your radio squaks "We all wish we could be as good as Pusher, <player.firstName>. ERROR SPEECH_victory_42.wav NOT FOUND." And then the screen dissolves and you watch Pusher reunited with Gary Oldman, who has no voice because he quit long before the script changes, but his 3D likeness is forever bitched out to CIG. She says "I saved you father!" And Gary's lips parp. The scene ends with the player character emptying out his (female avatar never created, sorry) wallet at the feet of digital Pusher and Gary before licking her boots clean, with a scrap of paper stuck to the bottom that is Derek Tsamr or whoever. I hope you enjoyed the ending!
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Jan 12, 2017 01:17
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Goobs posted:Will there be Sex Robots in Star Citizen? Asking for a friend. With 85% of the game design done for people who are expecting second life in space, and Chris Roberts saying the players can get naked, of course it will. There will be a Fisto character but it will be serious and have no charm. The 2018 mocap team is already being hand picked by Ortwins porn company. Questions changed from "Do you like being tickled?" To "Do you mind if we masturbate over your digital likeness while a cock screwed to a mop handle recklessly abuses you?" Needless to say, everybody is looking forward to the 2018 4.0 reveal later this year! 
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Jan 12, 2017 01:22
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The Titanic posted:A long cutscene where Pusher kills the big evil ship, and the player character says "I wish I could be like Pusher!" And then your radio squaks "We all wish we could be as good as Pusher, <player.firstName>. ERROR SPEECH_victory_42.wav NOT FOUND." And then it crashes to desktop.
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Jan 12, 2017 01:23
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Mr.Tophat posted:Thanks for remembering me while I went into post remission, my non posting is all better now, I can now confirm that MoMa dies at the end of this sordid tale. Sorry chum, but you're gunna get refactored in a desert Welcome back dude.
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Jan 12, 2017 01:23
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MilesK posted:The Agent spoiled FF15 for me. Who should I talk to about getting his account deleted for violating my TOS? The OA is the biggest piece of poo poo waste of time I went through in the last couple of decades and I still watch The Walking Dead. It ends it a bunch of idiots performing a ridiculous interpretive dance for a school shooter. It means Original Angel by the way, and no, it's not tongue in cheek. I want my 8 hours back. There, you already got more value out of this thread than the whales will ever get from CIG and you didn't even have to pay me a dime.
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Jan 12, 2017 01:29
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MeLKoR posted:The OA is the biggest piece of poo poo waste of time I went through in the last couple of decades and I still watch The Walking Dead. It ends it a bunch of idiots performing a ridiculous interpretive dance for a school shooter. I dunno what the gently caress is wrong with me
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Jan 12, 2017 01:30
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TheAgent posted:from the time its taken to get SC into its current alpha state and if SC is still in alpha this year *hands flailing wildly above my head while running in circles screaming It takes time to develop a game of this nature that has never been done in the hstory of making anything ever!!! This is new frontier and no video game developer ever has even thought of doing something like this cause it takes sooo much time!!!! It's unprecedented!! It's being led by a visionary!! etc and other things crusaders say
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Jan 12, 2017 01:30
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I miss Eonwe. Anime is good
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Jan 12, 2017 01:32
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Snazzy Frocks posted:why do people think that this game is going to be of star trek holodeck caliber because until the game is finished it's as good as your imagination thinks it will be, with a direct correlation to how bad you want it to be as good as you tell yourself it will be. Chris Roberts' nonstop lies and promises are just the foundation to build on. Surprise, a lot of broken brained depressives are desperate for a world that doesn't suck and have staked their entire identities on this video game because surely this will be it. They can't wait a few decades for advances in computing and brain interface technologies that might make any of this poo poo actually possible and instead pay for someone to lie and tell them it is, right now.
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Jan 12, 2017 01:36
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zcrow posted:Split second pgabz I just wanted to hug it, honestly 
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Jan 12, 2017 02:14
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:I miss Eonwe.
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Jan 12, 2017 02:21
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https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/819300461064794112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw You know, there was someone else who promised open financials as they have nothing to hide...
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Jan 12, 2017 02:22
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TheAgent posted:from the time its taken to get SC into its current alpha state and if SC is still in alpha this year Well, CIG is making a game that has all those games in it, I'm sure it'll be fine
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Jan 12, 2017 02:25
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TheAgent posted:I hated that show and its dumb and stupid but I watched it all the way through and want a second season I wish everyone connected with the making of that poo poo and their families were taken to a cave and repeatedly drowned for 7 years as an example to others, so that something like this might never happen again. e: loving hell, I was tricked into watching a series written by a high schooler on shrooms MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jan 12, 2017 |
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Jan 12, 2017 02:34
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Galarox posted:Who would like to see a sneak preview of part of my current project (which is a book about CIG)? Its quite good I think... Does this mean all your future posts will include somewhere "and I say this on page 3,242 of my book" and then a paste of that page of the book? I'm all over it like a Dr on CIG!
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Jan 12, 2017 02:35
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MeLKoR posted:I wish everyone connected with the making of that poo poo and their families were taken to a cave and repeatedly drowned for 7 years as an example to others, so that something like this might never happen again.
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Jan 12, 2017 02:35
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Galarox posted:Sneak preview: No further information will be offered as to the nature of, format of, or anything else in the book. I'm still trying to figure out how to post it on here when it's done. Beet is helping. Praise!
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Jan 12, 2017 02:37
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/TheRealGremlich/status/819316693302411264 It is sad how desperate citizens are to get some of Star Wars's mass market appeal to rub off on to Star Citizen.
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Jan 12, 2017 02:52
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Galarox posted:Sneak preview: No further information will be offered as to the nature of, format of, or anything else in the book. I'm still trying to figure out how to post it on here when it's done. Beet is helping. Beets will hold you back, we all know the true gravy is Kayak, skip Beets and go straight to the Kayak at Kayak@Bestdoggeintehthread.org.ru
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Jan 12, 2017 03:00
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TheAgent posted:from the time its taken to get SC into its current alpha state and if SC is still in alpha this year Assuming Star Citizen doesn't come out next couple months, its development will have predated the release of the Wii-U and passed its replacement with the Switch.
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Jan 12, 2017 03:12
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Colostomy Bag posted:
Whoa whoa! Hold the phone! This guy wants to be Capt. Malcolm from Firefly? Why did nobody think of this yet???
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Jan 12, 2017 03:13
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cool new Polack jokes posted:
 Seems okay. Maybe the background was touched up?
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Jan 12, 2017 03:15
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I like that Captain Richard reads the thread as well :c) https://clips.twitch.tv/captain_richard/NiceSnakeVolcania
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Jan 12, 2017 03:16
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Viscous Soda posted:Assuming Star Citizen doesn't come out next couple months, its development will have predated the release of the Wii-U and passed its replacement with the Switch.
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Jan 12, 2017 03:25
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Sillybones posted:
This just reminded me, it's about time for a Matrix remake.  Matrix: Differentiation MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Jan 12, 2017 |
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Jan 12, 2017 03:29
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Xaerael posted:It needn't be done at this point knowing all we do about the Archer tracerbot 2000, but... The 'sketch' pencil lines that were added after the fact should probably tip people off. Edit: I don't really give a poo poo if he traces photos. That just means he is awful. It is when he once traced someone else's drawing and tried to pass it as his own that pissed me off. Piece of poo poo.
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Jan 12, 2017 03:44
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Xaerael posted:It needn't be done at this point knowing all we do about the Archer tracerbot 2000, but... I genuinely like this Archer guy. He is the human embodiment of CIG. No original ideas, everything is stolen from somebody else (often still with their logos), and all he can do is "art".
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Jan 12, 2017 03:50
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Ok, I've just been sent a tip from sources on the inside* - the hold up with shipping SQ42 is that there is enteral debate over the very first scene. It's a text crawl but due to copyright they Chris wants left to right, yet everyone else wants right to left being that is the way people in the west read. Chris is digging his toes in over this and saying how when others say it can't be done, he makes it be done! Others are not saying it can't be done, they are saying it does not work in fashion that is readable. Sandi is both backing Chris on this and preparing to using it against him in divorce papers. Ben is backing Chris too but even Chris knows he cant see anymore. Ryan Archer is still holding out on a bottom to top crawl. They have to get this sorted because Chris has booked more motion capture time in the studio in two weeks to capture the performance of the text scrolling and they don't want to have to rebook again (but will anyway). *voice I heard after getting drunk and having a stroke and hitting my head on the toilet while I passed out. i.e CONFRIMED
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Jan 12, 2017 03:53
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Jan 12, 2017 03:57
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Kosumo posted:Ok, I've just been sent a tip from sources on the inside* - the hold up with shipping SQ42 is that there is enteral debate over the very first scene. I ate what ever that dark stuff was at the bottom of my oven last night and had the exact same vision. DOUBLE CONFIRMED
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Jan 12, 2017 03:59
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cool new Polack jokes posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WTvS6nSSvQ&t=50s Forget the eyebrows. WTF is wrong with his CHIN?
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Jan 12, 2017 04:06
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Sillybones posted:I ate what ever that dark stuff was at the bottom of my oven last night and had the exact same vision. DOUBLE CONFIRMED If the dark stuff had a slice of yellow tropical fruit on it, it may have been a very bad pretend pizza. I'm don't have the wisdom to tell you weather or not that was a good thing to eat but the fact remain that Chris is trying his hardest to make the BDSSE and we are all seeing the results. Thanks Chris, the lol's are on you. E: I have catte (very bad catte, bites to much to often) pictures but am unsure how to post them, if someone could explain in a non CIG tutorial type way, I shall pay my tax.
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Jan 12, 2017 04:11
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