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Darth Vader is dead. He was killed after Palpatine shorted out his suit with force lightning. Luke Skywalker then burned his body on Endor and he became a force ghost in the form of Anakin Skywalker. Darth Vader is not Snoke. Stop that. Stop it! *slaps wrist*
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Gonz posted:Darth Vader is dead. He was killed after Palpatine shorted out his suit with force lightning.
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Jan 11, 2017 13:06
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Snoke is actually Senator Bail Organa, who miraculously survived the destruction of Alderaan. It's why his face is all hosed up and he's like 100 years old.
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Jan 11, 2017 13:08
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It’s the guy who sells death sticks, his complexion is all hosed up because smoking is bad for you
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Jan 11, 2017 13:20
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Gonz posted:Darth Vader is dead. He was killed after Palpatine shorted out his suit with force lightning. My idea hinges on him becoming a Force Ghost (he did  ) and him then reforming a physical body (shameless speculation  ) and possibly also having learned how to recreate his birth from the Force (trippy that plot twist would be  ). Also ideally he would be returning as a grim Bodhisattva ( ).
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Jan 11, 2017 13:22
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I mean, hypothetically I suppose the space wizards could use magic to do that, but i'm 100% certain that's not the case. People would point and laugh at Disney for a generation if that happened.
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Jan 11, 2017 14:03
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Gonz posted:I mean, hypothetically I suppose the space wizards could use magic to do that, but i'm 100% certain that's not the case. Basically I think there are a lot of possible plotlines left open which would be awesome if fitted to precisely the right director. I wouldn't be shocked if they intentionally imitated the pre-canonical openness of Star Wars (1977) for precisely that reason. Like if you want to recreate Lucas making poo poo with a lot of open-ended possibilities up as he went along, you'd want to hire, well, J.J Abrams.
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Jan 11, 2017 14:10
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Vader is already a force ghost. Doesn't seem like to much a leap. However Kylo doesn't call him Vader or grandfather so...
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Jan 11, 2017 16:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-aftaxJOTM
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Jan 11, 2017 16:29
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I guess we'll find out in April during Celebration.
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Jan 11, 2017 16:55
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Palpatine's mentor Plegius (or however it's spelled) was obsessed with figuring out how to cheat death and live forever, so I figure he's probably Snoke. Maybe that's the easy and obvious answer but it's also the lowest effort solution for movie writers.
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Jan 11, 2017 17:20
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 Palpatine killed Plagueis and is bragging about it in front of Anakin's face to tempt him into joining him Palpatine somehow surviving is a distant option for Snoke, I guess, but it's a hell of a stretch, and he can't be a Force Ghost (because Sith are more concerned with physical immortality than 'becoming one with the Force').
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Jan 11, 2017 17:39
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Vintersorg posted:I guess we'll find out in April during Celebration. I guess I'm okay for a 40th anniversary thing, but looking it up I went from "are we seriously celebrating the birthday of Star Wars every year" to "look guys just make it yearly if you're going to do it every 1d4 years as needed by your latest product."
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Jan 11, 2017 17:52
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I wouldn't mind if Snoke is just some guy that's old and doesn't have a heavy connection to the previous characters beyond being a powerful Sith dude.
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Jan 11, 2017 19:11
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Neo Rasa posted:I wouldn't mind if Snoke is just some guy that's old and doesn't have a heavy connection to the previous characters beyond being a powerful Sith dude. I'm pretty sure they'll keep the Sith/Dark Side break complete, despite Ren's idolization of Vader. Like, even if Snoke is literally a third incarnation of Anakin/Vader. The Sith are dead, but the Sith are not the Dark Side.
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Jan 11, 2017 19:15
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teagone posted:After trying really hard to remember the opening of film, I suppose the "hiding in the well" scene and her going back to see her mother get killed does impart those qualities onto Jyn's character in the subtext. I'll agree with that, since characterization can be subtle. Still, those are fairly generic traits that don't do anything to inform me of her wants/needs and motivations when we're introduced to her 15-16 years later, which is the larger issue I have with the character. Even Kevin "I will literally say any Star Wars or Comic book movie is 100% perfect" Smith said that her Character was a little light in the backstory/motivation/development dept. which I think is saying a lot.
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Jan 11, 2017 20:14
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Forces of Destiny is a bad VR game with set piece scenes from the movies. Calling it now.
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Jan 11, 2017 20:29
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ungulateman posted:Ren's supposed to be 30ish despite being played by Adam Driver, the world's most petulant teen. Holy gently caress Adam Driver is 33... him being a neckbeard manchild is kinda funny though if you take him to be older than everyone else... wait Oscar Isaac is 37? Also I saw a lovely youtube video showing that Snoke is actually Mace Windu which is both dumb and hilarious. For the wildcard they should make him this random background jedi in Phantom Menace http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yarael_Poof Jack2142 fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Jan 11, 2017 |
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Jan 11, 2017 22:05
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Snoak is Darth Maul.
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Jan 11, 2017 22:15
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Fuzz posted:Snoak is Darth Maul. I think Maul died again in one of the Disney/Lucas Arts shows that are still cannon
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Jan 11, 2017 22:21
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Jack2142 posted:I think Maul died again in one of the Disney/Lucas Arts shows that are still cannon He did not, hence I say it. Edit: Watch he ends up being Ezra.
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Jan 11, 2017 22:22
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Snoke is Trump.
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Jan 11, 2017 22:27
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Disney is the king of Verticle Integration, I suggest that Snoke is Ultron, or possibly Chris Pratt.
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Jan 11, 2017 22:28
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Jerk McJerkface posted:Disney is the king of Verticle Integration, I suggest that Snoke is Ultron, or possibly Chris Pratt. Snoak is Jaffar and/or Scar?
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Jan 11, 2017 22:30
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Snoke is Lord Voldemort. His name is basically snake.
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Jan 11, 2017 22:44
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Snoke is Jar Jar Binks.
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Jan 11, 2017 22:49
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enraged_camel posted:Snoke is Jar Jar Binks. I'd love to have enough money to buy Star Wars and make this happen.
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Jan 11, 2017 22:52
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That would loving own, actually.
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Jan 11, 2017 22:53
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Well, he is the most powerful Sith Lord, after all...
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Jan 11, 2017 23:13
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Snoke could also literally be the smoke monster from Lost. He was written open endedly by JJ Abrams to hand off to another writer/director whose talent peaks incredibly hard in the first act. What if they have become self-aware?
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Jan 11, 2017 23:21
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33 is really young?
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Fuzz posted:Forces of Destiny is a bad VR game with set piece scenes from the movies. I would actually be super happy if they took the old OT arcade game and turned it into a VR game. That poo poo owned hard.
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Jan 12, 2017 00:37
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euphronius posted:33 is really young? Sure, but he looks and acts like a hormonal teenager who's pissed off and angry at the world. Like, I
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teagone posted:
A big one for me is Battle: LA. That score is really good, but in the film, I couldn't hear it. I also hate that movie and I think it's super boring so. Also, Man of Steel. The whole movie was too loud and just kinda frustrating, but the score on it's own is really beautiful and well done. Honestly any score by Silvestri. Mostly because a lot of my favorite scores from him come from really bland movies. The Mummy Returns is an all time great for me, and while I like the movie okay, I feel like the score is the only thing holding the film up at all. But it's just so much more interesting when divorced from the film. Same with Van Helsing and GI-Joe. Silvestri was the main reason I'd get excited for a new Stephen Sommers film.
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Jan 12, 2017 03:41
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ungulateman posted:Sure, but he looks and acts like a hormonal teenager who's pissed off and angry at the world. Like, I The subversive thing is a lot of people want the fantasy of being Darth Vader again, and a lot of guys who are old enough to know better are acting like teenagers. It's not a perfect overlap between the two or anything. It's just that there is a range of overlap that is also part of the audience being addressed through magic space wizards. But it's at least understandable to want to see him again. The solution is to rewatch the original trilogy in a cut of your preference again. I've argued a little for Vader = Snope on the basis of pure speculation and maybe some random red herrings from a writer/director who probably bleeds vague misleading clues. But like in Prometheus, the reality of a risen Vader Snoke would be acutely painful as well. It's just one of many ways it could go. Hodgepodge fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Jan 12, 2017 |
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Jan 12, 2017 04:43
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Mark my words...the Snope...is a secret Vader 'prentice.
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Jan 12, 2017 07:05
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Kart Barfunkel posted:Mark my words...the Snope...is a secret Vader 'prentice. BullSHIT. Snoke is a dracula.
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Jan 12, 2017 08:07
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Gonz posted:BullSHIT. First Cushing and Fisher now a CG Christopher Lee?
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Jan 12, 2017 08:54
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_eek4pkTeQ
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Luke Skywalker heel turn after he uppercuts Poe Dameron onto the hood of a Dodge Dart. Rey gets kidnapped by the Wolfman and Finn recruits Stan Lee to rescue her! My uncle works for Nintendo and told me these things.
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