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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

sky of blue
sea of green
in my yellow submarine

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Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

The Brown Menace posted:

product pissment

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
has anyone posted this yet

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/819544271133036544

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

The Brown Menace posted:

so what do i gotta do to get some product placement on @potus

aim your genitals right

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

who dat

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

sky of poo
sea of pee
in my yellow trumpmarine

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i got a peehD

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


If plagiarizing Michelle Obama in a speech that also had a Rickroll in it did nothing, then surely this will stop Trump!

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me
Pissin' all of my time away on the Something Awful Forums

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Baloogan posted:

i got a peehD

its just been peevoked!!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
btw Bean boots are really good. i also got one of their fleece-lined flannels for xmas and it's comfy.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

its just been peevoked!!

peegurized!

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

they should have a piss protest at trumps inauguration, but if you called it a pisstest people wouldn't be enthusiastic about going

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

plagiarised peesis

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

under the pee
under the pee
darling its better
down where its wetter
take it from me


glubububbubbubububbububububbub

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
Trump just likes pee cause he thinks it's liquid gold

"I love gold, I shower in gold every day, it's fabulous it's incredible"

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

dick trickle 2020

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Nothing will matter less than this

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Peethal Weapon
Peethal Weapon 2
Peethal Weapon Pee
Peethal Weapon 4

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

btw Bean boots are really good. i also got one of their fleece-lined flannels for xmas and it's comfy.

Also that easily abused lifetime guarantee.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

Peethal Weapon
Peethal Weapon 2
Peethal Weapon Pee
Peethal Weapon 4

golden shower motherfuckers

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I heard Donald Trump likes pee pee???

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i need new boots...

Firebert
Aug 16, 2004
"This leaked memo will hurt the opposition's credibility!" said hilariously by people who were apparently comatose during the 8 years of fevor over birth certificates, death panels, e-mails, pizza parlours...

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Montasque posted:

/Thread - Let me tell you about some Howard Stern/Piss Bed Theory.

FOR PISS BED THEORY:
- Trump bragged to AJ Benza that Russian girls are degenerate...
- Trump has bragged about many sexual escapades on Stern. They even joked that he is a sexual predator. At this he gave a coy smile and shrugged it off, as Ivanka, sitting beside him on the same sofa that witnessed many Strippers and Pornstars disrobe, laughs it off.

AGAINST PISS BED:
- Howard and Trump seem to bring up their germaphobia a lot in conversations.
- On one occasion Trump jokes about cancelling an appearance because Howard was sick. They did not shake hands during this appearance.
- Trump began to do call ins more than in person appearances. Howard believed it was because of Trump's germaphobia.

DEEP TYCOON PISS THEORY:
- Howard Hughes was also rumoured to be a Germaphobe. With that said, Howard Hughes is also rumoured to be a piss pig who collected piss in piss jars.

Conclusion: Donald Trump is a piss pig.

In his own paraphrased words (from interviews)

PRO

I slept my way through Europe

Used to watch sex shows done by beautiful women

Been around prostitutes

CON

Doesn't shake people's hands when he knows they have used the bathroom

Once almost got into an physical altercation because a guy didn't properly clean his hands

Bathrooms are real important to him, and flies home every night during the campaign perhaps b/c of them

FREUDIAN PRO

We become what we hate, his fears substantiate as uncontrollable acts and desire, women being paid to piss a release valve for his neurosis amidst a flaring of power dynamics and inward self loathing

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

after hearing the planet money podcast about brownback i should bet my life savings on trump winning reelection

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Haha, what a piece of poo poo. Revoke this moron's PhD

Serf
May 5, 2011


Vertical Lime posted:

after hearing the planet money podcast about brownback i should bet my life savings on trump winning reelection

congrats on doubling your life savings

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Trump/Russia connections

Literally asked Russia for help on live tv.

Unpaid campaign manager worked for Putin to puppet Ukraine.

Top security adviser paid lobbyist for RT

Daughter he considers closest adviser best friends with Putins current girlfriend.

Spent considerable effort to make RNC platform agreeable to very specific Russian policy goals: undermine NATO commitments, partner in Syria despite having barely any grasp of geopolitics.

Will insult the pope and POWs, will only praise Putin no matter what.

His son admits a huge portion of their assets are Russian involved.

His Secretary of State pick awarded Russian medal of friendship by Putin personally.

Claimed Russia wasn't behind hacking of DNC despite knowledge of unanimous agreement that this was the case.

Has done all of this despite people raising concern about his Russian puppet status.

This is all of the verifiable non tinfoil hat facts of the matter. Believing that a dolt with more money then sense was dumb enough to gently caress around with prostitutes given to him by his bro Putin is hardly a stretch.

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


murked by dragon posted:

Haha, what a piece of poo poo. Revoke this moron's PhD

actually let's give her a plum post in the incoming administration

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

urine disease... and im the cure

Firebert
Aug 16, 2004
Remember when the right suffered major blowback over non-existent voter fraud????

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Tatsuta Age posted:

actually let's give her a plum post in the incoming administration

hell yeah

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Vertical Lime posted:

after hearing the planet money podcast about brownback i should bet my life savings on trump winning reelection

*peelection

cmon son

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Firebert posted:

"This leaked memo will hurt the opposition's credibility!" said hilariously by people who were apparently comatose during the 8 years of fevor over birth certificates, death panels, e-mails, pizza parlours...
The saddest part is, there's loving tons of things that have been used to attack him that are 100% true. For instance, the racial discrimination of the 1970s is completely accurate. But none of those things mattered in the election. What gets a rise out of him is pussy grabbing and pee.

And it's not just about pee. It never was. The dossier was just one more piece of evidence, in a huge pile of it, that indicates that the man is compromised in many respects.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Firebert posted:

Remember when the right suffered major blowback over non-existent voter fraud????

I heard pee million illegal votes were cast, mostly in california

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Baloogan posted:

i need new boots...

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.
Trmup needs to come clean! WHURS THE PISS CERTIFICATE?

Someone send Sheriff Joe to Moscow, his detectives will sort this out.

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

deathbysnusnu posted:

Trump/Russia connections

Literally asked Russia for help on live tv.

Unpaid campaign manager worked for Putin to puppet Ukraine.

Top security adviser paid lobbyist for RT

Daughter he considers closest adviser best friends with Putins current girlfriend.

Spent considerable effort to make RNC platform agreeable to very specific Russian policy goals: undermine NATO commitments, partner in Syria despite having barely any grasp of geopolitics.

Will insult the pope and POWs, will only praise Putin no matter what.

His son admits a huge portion of their assets are Russian involved.

His Secretary of State pick awarded Russian medal of friendship by Putin personally.

Claimed Russia wasn't behind hacking of DNC despite knowledge of unanimous agreement that this was the case.

Has done all of this despite people raising concern about his Russian puppet status.

This is all of the verifiable non tinfoil hat facts of the matter. Believing that a dolt with more money then sense was dumb enough to gently caress around with prostitutes given to him by his bro Putin is hardly a stretch.

who gives a poo poo about the pissing when he's clearly loving owned by Russian interests. i feel like im goin crazy ehre

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Montasque posted:

/Thread - Let me tell you about some Howard Stern/Piss Bed Theory.

FOR PISS BED THEORY:
- Trump bragged to AJ Benza that Russian girls are degenerate...
- Trump has bragged about many sexual escapades on Stern. They even joked that he is a sexual predator. At this he gave a coy smile and shrugged it off, as Ivanka, sitting beside him on the same sofa that witnessed many Strippers and Pornstars disrobe, laughs it off.

AGAINST PISS BED:
- Howard and Trump seem to bring up their germaphobia a lot in conversations.
- On one occasion Trump jokes about cancelling an appearance because Howard was sick. They did not shake hands during this appearance.
- Trump began to do call ins more than in person appearances. Howard believed it was because of Trump's germaphobia.

DEEP TYCOON PISS THEORY:
- Howard Hughes was also rumoured to be a Germaphobe. With that said, Howard Hughes is also rumoured to be a piss pig who collected piss in piss jars.

Conclusion: Donald Trump is a piss pig.

piss is sterile, ergo no germs, so simple bim bam bada bong

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