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toanoradian posted:How can that be Are you saying that Mark did something wrong?
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toanoradian posted:How can that be yes, and i stand by my assesment  mark did nothing wrong
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Mark Tax:
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400. 4th century. 4th stimpire. Think about it. Hey everyone. Hey moma. Lol
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Erenthal posted:yes, and i stand by my assesment Ah you mean nothing wrong with regards to seating equipment
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I just want to steal things that are incredibly valuable, but also don't exist. I want this game to be so real, so hard, so i can just construct a floating graveyard ball of all the things and ships I have stolen, in the middle of space. I will have a separate ship for all the different items. Need a constellation full of hammers? Crobbers will make it possible, friends,and I will make it real. Believe or die, leavers.
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So Vanduul is Korea and Xi'an Japan, alrighty then.
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MeLKoR posted:brazil.txt Oh gently caress you.
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hi page 400, I've never been hugged irl. Needed to get that out there, edit: picture is a spaceship. spaceship400
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Hello I am hoarding page 400 posts to deprive other goons http://i.imgur.com/10CnjWH.gifv
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:poz my neg rear end  
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Raskolnikov posted:hi page 400, I've never been hugged irl. weren't you blessed by DickWulf
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let the good times roll
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Raskolnikov posted:hi page 400, I've never been hugged irl. Call your parents.
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AWRIGHT! 400! OW OW OW! (wait, why are we so pumped about 400?)
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starkebn posted:weren't you blessed by DickWulf That was a friend.
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400 Par T
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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire. It is loving shameful that this hasn't been posted on page 400 already.
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Maybe we should combine brazil.txt with stimpire.txt for that delicious tl;dr empty post package
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toanoradian posted:Maybe we should combine brazil.txt with stimpire.txt for that delicious tl;dr empty post package Markov Chain GOGOGO quote:itten into time I moved a little, then to brain pointed and to her parently seated. I asked how her stupidly.
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How do I say DREAMS in this alien language? Or should I just induce a hallucinagenic fit and attach chalk to my fingertips to get the same result?
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toanoradian posted:Isn't MtGOX bankrupt? Like, actually financially? Last I remember in the hey days of bitcoin thread 2015 it's no longer a thing Yeah. People just couldn't believe that Magic: the Gathering: Online eXchange wasn't a great place to invest your speculation funds.
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You can buy drugs with bitcoin while no dealer in the history of the world ever took jpegs as payment.
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kilus aof posted:Yeah. People just couldn't believe that Magic: the Gathering: Online eXchange wasn't a great place to invest your speculation funds. Is Bitcoin a scam? No! Bitcoin is not a scam! To buy Bitcoin use my referral code: rgsfafjafj
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Bitcoin being much less a scam than star citizen is actually quite funny.
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Bitcoin wasn't a scam, I got very very high due to Bitcoin. I was satisfied. Citizens huff hype to get high. I know who got the better deal.
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i really wish i had time to remake my scam.gif in vanduul.
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"Star Citizen is not coming out" - D. Trump  400
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MeLKoR posted:**tl;dr found myself lost abroad in the middle of nowhere with nothing but an internet connection after a rather strange family story, and bitcoins probably saved my life** hi Seraph!
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Raskolnikov posted:hi page 400, I've never been hugged irl. 
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Goobs posted:lol, like every other good console in the world. im okay with it. I'll stick to PC
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