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Yo pick you gotta bold the juicy bits I'm paid by the hour here
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 07:10 |
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Pick posted:al gore
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 07:10 |
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On the one hand, ghosts aren't real, they'll lose money selling a murderhouse and keeping a non murderhouse, and it's literally a free house. On the other hand, man, they actually saw the murder scene in the murderhouse and knew the victim, that's pretty rough. Still though if her husband is okay with it and it was his grandma, gently caress it, live in the murderhouse. Maybe redecorate it, avoid the colour red.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 07:31 |
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That gore one reads like it was written backwards, why did he have to be so loving obtuse about everything?
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 07:49 |
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Not from Reddit, but from SJ Merc News and I feel really fits the thread:quote:
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 07:57 |
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wow, finally caught up on this thread. Autistic men should just loving kill themselves, huh.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 08:35 |
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With trains preferably.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 08:38 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:wow, finally caught up on this thread. Yes. In unrelated news: hey Pick I found the guy who hit the misandry report button.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 08:40 |
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Tiny Deer posted:Yes. lol was he upset users max out on an odd number of reports or could he calm himself down with some spinners and anime
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 08:42 |
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Uh, let me check real quick-- Cumslut1895 what is your stance on odd numbers, spinners, and animes?
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 08:44 |
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Tiny Deer posted:Uh, let me check real quick-- Is the odd number also a prime number?
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 08:45 |
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I certainly don't think that anyone should kill themselves but I also don't think being an emotional black hole entitles you to a submissive sex slave e: you can't hold this against me because I have no control over being not a doormat, I am naturally not a doormat so you have to let me not be a doormat to you but this isn't aboot me quote:Me [28 M] accused my GF [28 F] of sabotaging her birth control. She wasn't. How do I make it up to her?Relationships Pick fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Jan 13, 2017 |
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Pick posted:I certainly don't think that anyone should kill themselves but I also don't think being an emotional black hole entitles you to a submissive sex slave Jesus loving Christ, men really need to educate themselves on birth control and other feminine issues. There was one I read where the dude was convinced that his gf cheated on him because she kept taking her BC while on a week long trip.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 09:41 |
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Nazzadan posted:Update from Mormonbot, in the nofap subreddit lol this is so weird e: Ride The Gravitron posted:My Boyfriend [24] farted on my face [22] for Thanksgiving, and I don't know how to forgive him. lazorexplosion fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Jan 13, 2017 |
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quote:My [22F] roommate [21F] is trying to sublease her room to someone I have a restraining order against. Please help! quote:After I made my Reddit post, Shelly was locked in her room for three hours. I tried to talk to her, but she wouldn't come out of the room. She left her room to get food, and just walked past me as if I didn't exist. Everyone who I called told me that until Pete actually showed up, no crime was being commited so I couldn't report it until then. I just sat by the door and window watching for Pete's car. This continued until early Saturday morning when Shelly woke up for her morning jog. I was still on lookout for Pete's car (I stayed up all night on the couch). quote:Shelly and I were not close friends. We were simply roommates with our own separate bedrooms and a connecting kitchen/living space. I have only known her since last December when we originally signed our leases. We have hung out, but the only real connection we had is that she likes anime/Japan and I am Asian.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 10:28 |
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Good for her
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 10:35 |
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quote:the only real connection we had is that she likes anime/Japan and I am Asian. Oh honey, no....
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 10:42 |
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Yeah I'm keyword searching for anime, what of itquote:My (28F) friend (26F) pretends she is Japanese, is alienating everyone around her I had a friend in highschool I'd known since elementary school pull this exact same poo poo. Except it was the mid 90s and anime wasn't big yet, so her thing was pretending to be Romani and affecting a really stupid eastern european accent. She was also a rich only child. In her defense this was 9th grade and she wasn't 26 drat years old, but I haven't heard from her since highschool, maybe she's still crazy.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 10:51 |
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I am actually impressed how crazy people can be and still apparently sort of function.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 10:55 |
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Much as that Pete guy obviously sucks rear end at least he had the good sense to see this woman and immediately try to NOPE out of the situation as fast as he could.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 11:16 |
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Next year I'm getting one of my relatives an expensive Thanksgiving present and then flipping the gently caress out on them for not having one in return. Who wants to join me?
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 11:23 |
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LethalGeek posted:Much as that Pete guy obviously sucks rear end at least he had the good sense to see this woman and immediately try to NOPE out of the situation as fast as he could. Yeah I was expecting him to try and move in with a poo poo eating grin knowing exactly what he was doing but nope he got played too
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 11:28 |
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LethalGeek posted:Much as that Pete guy obviously sucks rear end at least he had the good sense to see this woman and immediately try to NOPE out of the situation as fast as he could. Yeah, a rare success story where, at the very least, he understands how absolutely hosed he is if he acts in any other way
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 12:00 |
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Here's an emote that works as a response to most posts in this thread:
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 12:02 |
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Themata posted:Here's an emote that works as a response to most posts in this thread: It can work for some goons too. Anywho, /childfree redditor cannot compute: Why do people have such issues with adults (especially non-parents) doing "kid" activities? quote:You see it all the time. Like if you're an adult and you play with Legos (and you're childfree), you're told to "grow up." Or people view you as immature if you play videogames and like anime/animated movies/TV shows or whatever. Why are you automatically viewed as immature when you enjoy doing things that are technically considered "kid" pastimes? Why do people think you have to give up the things you enjoy doing just b/c they're not considered adult enough? I don't get it. I don't want my adulthood to be boring.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 12:48 |
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Themata posted:Here's an emote that works as a response to most posts in this thread: Did you make this? That is so awesome!
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 12:53 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Did you make this? That is so awesome! Thank you, I did! It was mostly inspired by Pick's constant "murder" responses, and as more goons also started saying the same, I thought it'd be cool to turn it into an emote.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 13:27 |
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The problem with living in a murder house or a house with murdered people buried in the backyard is that nobody will come over and hang out with you once they find out. Edit: Not joking. My moms house has like 30 people buried randomly in the woods in an unconsecrated graveyard. Nobody would ever come hang out at or spend the night with me. almightyerin fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Jan 13, 2017 |
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By the way, every goon who posted "Ghosts aren't real" is missing the point. Trauma is real, traumatic memories are real. Would you really want to live in a place where walking through the wrong part of the house made you experience a PTSD-like reaction? That's the reason you don't live there, not "ghosts" you loving goons.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 15:02 |
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r/relationshipsRelationships I [24F] invited my boyfriend [25M] to play with me in his favorite video game. Things got weird and verbally abusive. Now what? u/nogamesthrowaway211d My boyfriend of about 5years is a big gamer. I'm not. The last video game I played was probably Oregon Trail or something in grade school. He's always talking about how he wishes that I played video games so that he can "feel more connected to me". His ex was a "gamer girl", and he loved that about her. Last night I had some free time so I decided to create an account and send him a request to play with me. I made my username a pretty specific inside joke between the two of us and sent him a flirty message (with another inside joke) asking him if he wanted to play. He didn't flirt back or anything, which struck me as kind of weird, but whatever. He's usually kind of a straight-to-the-point kind of guy over text/email, so it kind of made sense. He agreed to play as my "teammate" (if that's what you would call it). Seeing as I've never really played a video game before, I was naturally pretty bad. We have a very lighthearted, jokey relationship, so I'd send him little funny "whoops, I hosed up" messages when I'd do something wrong. He didn't respond for the first few. At this point, I still think he knows it's me, so I figure he's just concentrating. Then things took a weird turn. He started getting really, really verbally abusive. Saying horrible, largely misogynistic things to me. Calling me specific names that he has told me on several occasions that he would never use because they "sicken him". He even told me that he wished someone would "put me in my place" in explicitly violent terms. It was freaking weird. I'm 100% convinced he didn't realize it was me, despite all of the obvious hints, so I know he wasn't intending to direct those insults at his girlfriend. But the nature of our inside joke that I used for my username made it kind of clear that I was a girl. I just can't shake the fact that he would say these things to other human beings. He has specifically commented on how immature and stupid "keyboard warriors" are and how he'd never do that to another person. Many times. And he has always, always spoken out against violence toward women. He hasn't brought anything up with me (because, again, I don't think he knew it was me), but how do I even begin to address this with him? Is my boyfriend a closet sexist? Can I believe anything he says anymore, since he explicitly told me he'd never do this kind of thing? How much of the last 5 years has been a lie? Help! I'm planning on talking to him when we each get home from work today. tl;dr: My boyfriend played a game with me. I don't think he knew it was me, despite me trying to make it pretty obvious. I wasn't a good player, and he got really nasty/abusive/sexist on me, despite being outwardly against that kind of behavior. What now?
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 15:08 |
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Don't date gamers
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 15:08 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Don't date gamers I'll agree with this, in the sense of if someone actually calls themselves a "gamer" that is a big or if they are otherwise obsessed with video games. If you try to only date people who literally never play games, well, good luck with that.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 15:12 |
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I don't really get why you wouldn't just message him with "hey, it's (Girlfriend), I'm gonna try and learn this game, want to help?", or just talk to him out of game about it, but... still, so awful.
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r/relationshipsRelationships My boyfriend (30M) plays video games all the time and refuses to let me (26F) join in because he thinks I suck. u/Eeoni1y My boyfriend and I have been dating for over a year. He spends the vast majority of his freetime playing video games--Xbox One, PS4, Steam, WoW, you name it. I never was a gamer, but when we first started dating, I realized that some of the games looked pretty fun and that I wanted to give them a try. He let me play Portal 2 for about five minutes before he made me quit because he said I was "giving him a headache" because I couldn't steer (is that the right word?) very well, and I was jerking around the screen. Ever since then, he refuses to let me play with him. He says I suck, and therefore would be no fun to play with. Now, I understand him not wanting me to play on a team or something. But why can't we just do a couch multiplayer game, just the two of us? I genuinely want to learn, but he refuses to teach me. He tells me to learn on my own time, but quite frankly, I don't want to invest in a console because I'll be moving in with him in a few months, and then I will never have time to use it because he is always gaming. And I don't really want to play by myself. I did download Steam on my laptop and have been playing a few games, but he tells me it's no use, because it won't help me play console games. It really sucks that he has a couple of female friends that come over and play with him, but he refuses to help me learn. Since he's always playing without me I'm usually stuck reading or watching Netflix by myself. We even got into a fight the other day. I asked him if he could teach me, and he refused again. So I told him I would get one of his friends to teach me. He freaked out and said I was trying to make him feel bad, like I was running to another guy for something he couldn't provide. The thing is, he can provide it; he just refuses to. Do I just need to give up on asking him to play with me, or is he being selfish? tl;dr: Boyfriend spends the majority of his free time playing video games. I want to join in so we can spend quality time together, but he refuses to play with me because he said I'm no good and it's not fun to play with me. Am I pestering him, or is he just being selfish?
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 15:14 |
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pshaw... your grandma was stabbed to death by your brother in this house? better call the ghostbusters!
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need help! My [29f] husband [32m] plays video games 3-4 nights a week and I feel ignored. u/Shitty_throwaway071y My husband and I have been together 14 years. They haven't always been the best, but I feel like the good outweighs the bad. We met when I was 14(he was 16), started dating when I was 15 and he was 17, and got pregnant with our first when I was 19 and he was 21. We also got married when I was 19 and he was 21. I felt like maybe we had kids too young, we didn't always know what we were doing. A lot of the judgement we got from both sides of our family was pretty stressful for me. I'm very sensitive to other people and I get upset over these things easily. We both have issues with depression and I have anxiety / anger issues. However, he is a very laid back individual and doesn't like confrontation. He uses video games to unwind namely, destiny. Just like any mmo(massive multiplayer online game), you have raids and quests to grind. So it's pretty time consuming. We have a busy life. We have 3 beautiful kids. He works and then spends maybe a half hour with me, then gets right into his raiding. He has no issues at all talking, hanging out with his friends but then wonders why I'm so upset. This has been going since last September. I told him as soon as it started bothering me because I like to have good communication with him. He chooses to ignore me. Maybe I'm going about it the wrong way, I'm not sure. I guess what bothers me is that he doesn't really ask about the kids. When I try to cuddle him he says I need to leave him alone. When I try to talk to him, he's too engrossed in his game. He usually falls asleep on the couch maybe 3-5 times a week so it's not like we are even sleeping in the same bed. I'm home with the kids all day, it's very isolating. He expects the house to be clean since I'm home all day. I'm depressed and lonely. We have had fights about this before, and I have given him the ultimatum of me or the games(which I know is a bad idea) but I always back out. I'm so afraid if being alone with the kids, I'm so afraid he will try to take the kids away. I had some pretty bad post partum depression with my last baby, who is only 11 months. He knows this. On our last fight he told me "no one feels sorry for me. No one feels sorry for someone who doesn't work and stays home". I guess I should just get a therapist but sometimes the depression is so debilitating. I used to be addicted to video games myself, but I quit because it's just too time consuming with kids and trying to keep up with everything. I'm trying really hard to be patient but it's really not one of my strong suits. Am I in the wrong here? Should I just deal with it? Help. TL;DR my husband often ignores me to play with his online friends. I often feel depressed, lonely and ignored. We have three kids together, been married for ten years, together fourteen. Should I throw it all away or stay?
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 15:18 |
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Pick posted:al gore i have never once met somebody who was into this kind of thing who didn't find it at least a little sexually stimulating, i think this qualifies as emotional cheating if nothing else having said that I think it's pretty clear she's not cheating cheating and while sneaking around behind his back looking at and drawing gore porn is kind of a weird thing to do it's really only about as weird as what her husband is doing with her phone. and sending him the fake text? what the gently caress, dude. she was definitely not being the best partner but god drat, dude, it's one thing to accidentally see a text or something but digging through all of her communication apps so you can check all of their chat logs and sending decoy texts to try to catch her out is a little unhinged Nooner posted:Not from Reddit, but from SJ Merc News and I feel really fits the thread: Not going to say this is necessarily the case but my family has ever only done this to two people - both of them were girlfriends of my brother, and both of them deserved it completely. I mean, think about it. The family are conspiring against her trying to get her boyfriend to leave her and still inviting exes to family functions four years later. Why are they so desperate to be rid of her? In our cases, one girlfriend was openly disrespectful to both my mom and grandmother at multiple opportunities with very little prompting and the other one played weird mindgames with everyone all the time because she had untreated BPD (and no desire to ever get treatment) - she ended up being the lovely mother to my brother's three kids until CPS nearly took them away from her, lol Malkof posted:It can work for some goons too. I sympathized this guy a little until he specifically cited the childfree thing and then i rolled my eyes because he both discredited himself and made people who choose not to have kids look like gigantic toddlers at the same time we shouldn't stigmatize play among adults, it's positive for productivity and cognitive function. this nerd is probably the kind of guy who gets mad and throws a tantrum when the last tie fighter lego kit sells out to a child at toys r us, though, and he is a lot of the reason you can't really get away with playing with toys as an adult. Mirthless fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Jan 13, 2017 |
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Mirthless posted:we shouldn't stigmatize play among adults, it's positive for productivity and cognitive function. this nerd is probably the kind of guy who gets mad and throws a tantrum when the last tie fighter lego kit sells out to a child at toys r us, though, and he is a lot of the reason you can't really get away with playing with toys as an adult. You can get away with liking "kid things" as an adult though. You just have to be a well adjusted person and not have that be your whole personality defining thing.
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My [23 F] boyfriend [24 M] is attracted to a video game character and it's creepy. Not sure what to do about this. u/videogamebabeoverme1y My bf and I have been together for 2 years. We met in college and have a pretty good relationship, we have plenty of fun together. He's a pretty serious gamer and although I like playing some games from time to time, I'm not really into the whole gamer culture. He's been playing a particular game competitively since November. He goes to local tournaments and sometimes travels to different states to play in other tourneys. He also streams this game on his twitch channel almost every other day. I don't mind this too much. His life is pretty balanced between gaming, work, and household chores. Admittedly, I wish he spent a bit more time with me but I'm not starved for attention or anything like that. We do enjoy our relationship, and I respect how devoted he is to this game (it also helps that he wins some money in those tournaments!). The problem is with one of the characters in the game. He started playing her as his main character around late May and he's been growing more and more obsessed with her. She's obviously a character intended to have high sex appeal- blonde, tight jumpsuit (although the costume he usually prefers is sports bra/underwear). He's been looking up fanart of the character (also that rule 34 poo poo) and always says stuff like "dude she is so hot" while he plays the game. I've told him that it's getting weird and very creepy. He says that I'm looking too much into it, that it's just a game, etc. I told him that his obsession with her is making me uncomfortable but he pretty much dismissed my concerns. I can't help but feel revolted by him when he plays the game. We went from having sex 4-5 times a week to 2 since he started becoming obsessed with her. I'm pretty sure he thinks of her while having sex with me and I feel so gross just writing this. He doesn't really let me play with him anymore since I "distract him from his training time with her". Seriously this is loving bizarre. I've tried communicating this to him many times. He pretty much ignores me. I don't want to break up with him over this, but his unhealthy attraction to a fictional character is starting to frighten me. What should I do? Suggest therapy? Give him an ultimatum? tl;dr: boyfriend has unhealthy obsession with sexy video game character. I'm very uncomfortable with this and don't know how to deal with this issue. UPDATE- I talked to him about this for the last 10 minutes and it actually went really well. I told him very directly that his obsession with samus is unattractive, gross, and creepy. I told him I felt very uncomfortable with the incessant comments he makes about a fictional character's sex appeal. I told him he took his attraction to her way too overboard. And he actually agreed. He admitted it was creepy and weird. I told him I don't mind him playing with samus (from what I can tell she is one of the more highly ranked characters) but I'd like for him to tone down the comments, stay away from the rule 34 stuff, and just stop obsessing over her. He did something even better- he switched characters! Now his main character is luigi from mario bros. I doubt he's going to go crazy over luigi so we're all good now! Thanks reddit, have a nice weekend!
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Every time I start to think its the video games fault, I remember all of the other loving weird af poo poo in this thread and remember people are just giant loving idiots.
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