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evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Some light stalking and firearms possession I think.
I don't think there was stalking charges? He was a dumbo and crossed state lines with a firearm in his trunk or something like that.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

evil_bunnY posted:

I don't think there was stalking charges? He was a dumbo and crossed state lines with a firearm in his trunk or something like that.

Why would you even own a firearm let alone keep it in your trunk if you weren't stalking someone? :colbert:

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Jerry Cotton posted:

Hmm yes but the most important thing is to not be short.

RIP Jon Pop

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

evil_bunnY posted:

I don't think there was stalking charges? He was a dumbo and crossed state lines with a firearm in his trunk or something like that.

I think he pissed off his ex by going to visit her at college when she didn't want to see him so she called the cops on him and he had a gun locked in his trunk on campus.

My memory is lovely though.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

And we wonder how people get hit by trains.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Dienes posted:

And we wonder how people get hit by trains.

Speaking of.

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Pedestrians-Hit-By-Train-in-Oakland-Firefighters-410599905.html

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Jerry Cotton posted:

I've never seen anyone's beer gut light a smoke; could you post pictures?

You know drat well what I mean't! But I did try to sit a lit zippo on my belly next to my beer. It didn't work.

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008
Good and cool hardhat challenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc3T4NwGmmY

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
I could honestly watch this for hours. :allears:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

PostNouveau posted:

The key is to lift with your legs

Yes. This is key.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I think he pissed off his ex by going to visit her at college when she didn't want to see him so she called the cops on him and he had a gun locked in his trunk on campus.

My memory is lovely though.

This makes me sad. I gave away lots of copies of Brain Over Brawn (both digital and physical). Hope he's doing better now.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Humphreys posted:

OSHA, I'm a 6'2 noodle man that lifts weights (a lot of food) each day and is 100kg no matter what. I do however have the classic aussie beer gut that can hold my beer while lighting a smoke.

100kg at 6'2 is not noodle man

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jesus Christ posted:

100kg at 6'2 is not noodle man

Let the guy talk about his penis if he wants to.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I just lost 20 pounds last week




I need to stop betting on the wrong fc

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Why do they keep stomping the poo poo out of the shovel? Do they not understand that it's about finessing the rotation of the safety hat?


Amtrak trains can't melt Tower of Power beams. :colbert:

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012


Ah yes I remember when this hit the internet half a decade ago as some sort of thing like: "German tanks are the best, see how much Germans trust their ability to brake" and then people wrote these lengthy articles pointing out each little piece of the clip that shows it was photoshopped.

It's weird how old poo poo like that tends to suddenly make the rounds again years later.

Carbon dioxide fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jan 13, 2017

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Carbon dioxide posted:

Ah yes I remember when this hit the internet half a decade ago as some sort of thing like: "German tanks are the best, see how much Germans trust their ability to brake" and then people wrote these lengthy articles pointing out each little piece of the clip that shows it was photoshopped.

It's weird how old poo poo like that tends to suddenly make the rounds again years later.

Pretty sure I saw some TV show that said they tracked down the people and confirmed it's real, but they're using a telephoto lens or some such to make the tank look closer than it is.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Pretty sure I saw some TV show that said they tracked down the people and confirmed it's real, but they're using a telephoto lens or some such to make the tank look closer than it is.

I thought I read the tank was just on a greenscreen. But whatever. There's at least some kind of trickery going on.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Are hardhats like buttered toast in that they will always land upside-down?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I'm 6', I've never really lifted weights and at my absolute skinniest (like 6 pack abs skinny) I weighed 195. I don't understand how you people can weigh so little.

Edit: I'm tubby tubby now

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Carbon dioxide posted:

Ah yes I remember when this hit the internet half a decade ago as some sort of thing like: "German tanks are the best, see how much Germans trust their ability to brake" and then people wrote these lengthy articles pointing out each little piece of the clip that shows it was photoshopped.

It's weird how old poo poo like that tends to suddenly make the rounds again years later.

If the tank was all composited in later, it seems weird that there'd be a few people nervously looking back though. Robs it of a lot of the badassness or whatever.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Pretty sure I saw some TV show that said they tracked down the people and confirmed it's real, but they're using a telephoto lens or some such to make the tank look closer than it is.

This seems more likely.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
THe lighting matchup is pretty incredible if it is completely fake... so yeah I'd agree with the practical effects solution before a composite image.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I'm a 6'6" 230lb slab of sexy. Usually means I gotta carry the heavy stuff at work. The stuff is always concrete.


Stay in school.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


JoelJoel posted:

I'm a 6'6" 230lb slab of sexy. Usually means I gotta carry the heavy stuff at work. The stuff is always concrete.


Stay in school.

Very OSHA advice. I bet all the sex you're having increases risk of back injury and heart failure as well.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

JoelJoel posted:

I'm a 6'6" 230lb slab of sexy. Usually means I gotta carry the heavy stuff at work. The stuff is always concrete.


Stay in school.

Same but printer.

Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

PittTheElder posted:

If the tank was all composited in later, it seems weird that there'd be a few people nervously looking back though. Robs it of a lot of the badassness or whatever.


This seems more likely.

It also looks like it's been sped up in the gif, given how quickly some of the movements happen, so that also has an effect.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Yeah it looks like if you changed the camera angle you'd notice the tank stopped like 30' behind them.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

One detail that makes it look more real is that a few of the guys nervously start looking behind them as they hear it approaching.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


It's worrying how suddenly his neck disappears.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

DiHK posted:

THe lighting matchup is pretty incredible if it is completely fake... so yeah I'd agree with the practical effects solution before a composite image.

No it's not? Film the people while the tank waits down the road.

Move them off the road and film the tank stunt moments later.

Boom, perfect lighting match. It was an overcast day. A couple of minutes of change is imperceptible.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Platystemon posted:

No it's not? Film the people while the tank waits down the road.

Move them off the road and film the tank stunt moments later.

Boom, perfect lighting match. It was an overcast day. A couple of minutes of change is imperceptible.

Or just have the tank brake at a certain point and see where it stops.

Add people 20 feet in front of that point. Repeat braking.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

chitoryu12 posted:

It's worrying how suddenly his neck disappears.

The human neck is the original crumple zone.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Platystemon posted:

No it's not? Film the people while the tank waits down the road.

Move them off the road and film the tank stunt moments later.

Boom, perfect lighting match. It was an overcast day. A couple of minutes of change is imperceptible.

It's also suspicious that the video appeared in early 2014, when the Dutch had disbanded their last tank regiment back in 2011. They still have a few Leopards around, apparently, but they are being sold off and aren't in active service.

It seems very unlikely to be real.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


This is definitely fake. You can see there's no ice. The water's probably not cold at all.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

JoelJoel posted:

I'm a 6'6" 230lb slab of sexy. Usually means I gotta carry the heavy stuff at work. The stuff is always concrete.


Stay in school.

At least CRTs are a thing of the past. Mostly.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.
Tell that to the staff at Awesome Games Done Quick. Those guys' poor backs.

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice
I hope the driver was alone:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
gently caress CRTS

They gave me so much eyestrain.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNGaqh-q59U

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