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AND THEN HE PEES ALL OVER THE BIRD AND THEN EATS IT AND REFUSES TO PAY FOR ANYTHING HE JUST DID PRESIDENT PISSBABY EVERYONE
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I AM THE TOILET posted:AND THEN HE PEES ALL OVER THE BIRD AND THEN EATS IT AND REFUSES TO PAY FOR ANYTHING HE JUST DID PRESIDENT PISSBABY EVERYONE 2) now I want a Fun-Pak Comix that redoes the 9/11 gimmick but with "President-Elect Donald Trump paid prostitutes to urinate in front of him".
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Jamaica: Hospitals are reporting fewer and fewer RNs in the country. Notoriously corrupt cops just got a huge boost in funding. People are worried where the money is going to go. Although Jamaica loves Obama, they are not fond of Hilary.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 21:33 |
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Obama is the hero of the story making a last act of defiance towards a disaster beyond his control. A Democratic Party Cartoon.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 21:35 |
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loquacius posted:One of the issues that keeps coming up in the C-SPAM Democrats thread is that thanks to the DNC's neglect of a proper fifty-state strategy the Democratic bench is kind of thin at the moment. We'll just have to see who manages to raise their profile enough for a 2020 run and choose wisely; that's all we can really do at this point. The Democrats actually have a really solid bench for the presidency imo, the problem is that no one will ever live up to the lofty ideals of the far-left because they are literally impossible to please. Warren is poised to have a great run, Booker is obviously going to run at some point in the future (depending on how his political stock does in the next 4 years), Keith Ellison has been bucking for more national attention, the list goes on. The republican bench on the other hand is completely hosed, it's how Trump was able to totally usurp the party in the first place. Democrats aren't really in want of candidates, but are in need of solid well-targeted messaging, which has been their problem since basically forever so I'm not sure how they plan on fixing it. Also Bors reposted an old doodle to facebook that I don't think has been posted: Prokhor Zakharov fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Jan 13, 2017 |
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Isn't Trump a guy that's never had a pet in his life? Another sign of a completely stable human being.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 21:50 |
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SeANMcBAY posted:Isn't Trump a guy that's never had a pet in his life? Another sign of a completely stable human being. Because unlike humans, which can suppress their repulsion, animals are highly unsettled around him
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 21:55 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Because unlike humans, which can suppress their repulsion, animals are highly unsettled around him
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OldTennisCourt posted:Why do Conservatives have the lamest burns possible? I don't want to be a smug "Heh, Liberals are much smarter!" guy, but every Conservative comedian/cartoon has the lamest insults ever. "LOL BLACK DONG CIGARS LOL " Conservatives are obsessed with black men's penises and where they go. All this cuckservative bullshit is just projection. As much as I think Rick Wilson is a turd, he really was spot-on in that all these Red Panels types are single men who masturbate to anime.
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hmm yes maybe your lame internet liberal caricature resembling Sargon of Akkad was not a good idea when he agrees with many of your shithead opinions
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 22:10 |
possibly If You Give a Trump a Hooker edit: Had a cartoon there but there was a cartoon titty on it so just click the link I guess
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ThePeavstenator posted:hmm yes maybe your lame internet liberal caricature resembling Sargon of Akkad was not a good idea when he agrees with many of your shithead opinions But not enough of them. Sargon's not popular with the nazi set.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:The Democrats actually have a really solid bench for the presidency imo, the problem is that no one will ever live up to the lofty ideals of the far-left because they are literally impossible to please. Warren is poised to have a great run, Booker is obviously going to run at some point in the future (depending on how his political stock does in the next 4 years), Keith Ellison has been bucking for more national attention, the list goes on. The republican bench on the other hand is completely hosed, it's how Trump was able to totally usurp the party in the first place. Democrats aren't really in want of candidates, but are in need of solid well-targeted messaging, which has been their problem since basically forever so I'm not sure how they plan on fixing it. Not that she'd actually make a good veep.
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I hope the Bernie dead-enders never find out that Liz Warren was a Republican in the '90s.
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I was going to say that 'golden snow' sounds more like Trump, thanks for saving me from the trouble of saying that. P.S. kids, don't eat golden snowflakes!
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:The Democrats actually have a really solid bench for the presidency imo, the problem is that no one will ever live up to the lofty ideals of the far-left because they are literally impossible to please. Warren is poised to have a great run, Booker is obviously going to run at some point in the future (depending on how his political stock does in the next 4 years), Keith Ellison has been bucking for more national attention, the list goes on. The republican bench on the other hand is completely hosed, it's how Trump was able to totally usurp the party in the first place. Democrats aren't really in want of candidates, but are in need of solid well-targeted messaging, which has been their problem since basically forever so I'm not sure how they plan on fixing it. Booker is an extremely flawed candidate (call me literally impossible to please if you must) and Ellison, while great, is bucking for more national attention in a position that would preclude him from running for President so those aren't the best examples in the world We are in total agreement on Warren, though. Hopefully someone can convince her to run.
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Shangri-Law School posted:I hope the Bernie dead-enders never find out that Liz Warren was a Republican in the '90s. Insert joke about Barry Goldwater here
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A serious question: assuming he isn't already gone and the world is still here, what are the odds of someone challenging Trump at the 2020 RNC?
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From the trump thread
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ThePeavstenator posted:hmm yes maybe your lame internet liberal caricature resembling Sargon of Akkad was not a good idea when he agrees with many of your shithead opinions Didn't they get into a slapfight?
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 22:48 |
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I'm always just blown away by what a blatant piece of poo poo Nazi Klurf is. Like, it's loving ridiculous. There are some reprehensible people in here but I really doubt they'd be so upfront about their misogyny and racism. I can't imagine the type of person that unironically likes that poo poo.
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Jedit posted:A serious question: assuming he isn't already gone and the world is still here, what are the odds of someone challenging Trump at the 2020 RNC?
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Until I fund wherever USPol went, Jill Stein is doing Things still quote:Dear Goon Subscriber of Many Mailing Lists, I donated a dollar for what I had bet at the time was a donor database blitz. Not disappointed.
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I'm the Bug and the Super Bug
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 23:01 |
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I love Toles' Trump so much. How wide can he get?
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 23:11 |
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"Alien Draco" was a fun thing to google for a nice quick jump into a pit of crazy. Turns out it is not in fact a genre of scifi Harry Potter fanfic.
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Angepain posted:"Alien Draco" was a fun thing to google for a nice quick jump into a pit of crazy. Turns out it is not in fact a genre of scifi Harry Potter fanfic. Well don't leave us in suspense.
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Prism posted:Well don't leave us in suspense. Oh, it's just the standard reptillian aliens trying to take over the world stuff.
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War Wizard posted:They also like it when people they don't like get hurt. Nothing more funny then a man getting hit in the crotch with a football. But the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels! xthetenth posted:Can we at least take back silent majority? How about silenced majority? Fits the situation better. Hostile V posted:Animals are innately able to sense the lack of souls. See that time a bald eagle tried to attack him. IT loving KNEW!
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Fulchrum posted:How about silenced majority? Fits the situation better. That's what I use.
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Keith Ellison is Muslim, so just completely remove him as a potential candidate. 30% of this country thought Obama was Muslim. Can you imagine the freakout when there's a candidate who actually is one
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Yeah, I'm not seeing it would be any different. The only people who would actually let it matter to them already were convinced Obama was a Muslim.
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Angepain posted:Oh, it's just the standard reptillian aliens trying to take over the world stuff. That's kind of disappointing.
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Fulchrum posted:Yeah, I'm not seeing it would be any different. The only people who would actually let it matter to them already were convinced Obama was a Muslim. I saw some stat thing a while back that said a significant proportion of Democrats, like 10% or something, believed the birther stuff and voted Obama anyway.
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Pants Donkey posted:Keith Ellison is Muslim, so just completely remove him as a potential candidate. ~25% of the US population is baby boomers last I checked. Sounds about right. loving die already.
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Potato Salad posted:Until I fund wherever USPol went, Jill Stein is doing Things still e: much like the 6% of Democratic Florida voters who believed that Hillary Clinton was "an actual, literal devil from Hell" or whatever, I would totally mark myself as "Democrat, believes Obama is a Muslim born in Kenya, will vote for him anyway".
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