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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Badger of Basra posted:

I wish I could trade weekends with the dude in front of me at Trader Joe's buying six bottles of wine

Buying wine at Trader Joe's? Fancy!

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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Badger of Basra posted:

I wish I could trade weekends with the dude in front of me at Trader Joe's buying six bottles of wine

not me, im going on a date tomorrow, and the last 2 dates have led to me going home with her so i have high hopes

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
also not a wine drinker but that minor, i can drink anything after im drunk

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Majorian posted:

Buying wine at Trader Joe's? Fancy!

2/3 buck chuck is a go-to for broke alcoholics everywhere

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

mandatory lesbian posted:

not me, im going on a date tomorrow, and the last 2 dates have led to me going home with her so i have high hopes

I'm seeing bbng tomorrow so it's looking to be a pretty nice weekend for me

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

mandatory lesbian posted:

not me, im going on a date tomorrow, and the last 2 dates have led to me going home with her so i have high hopes

Good for you!:hfive:

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

The ideology eater posted:

2/3 buck chuck is a go-to for broke alcoholics everywhere

Don't I know it. You'd be surprised how much cheap wine gets drunk by alcoholics in Napa. (or maybe you wouldn't be surprised)

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

is six bottle of wine too much

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Majorian posted:

Don't I know it. You'd be surprised how much cheap wine gets drunk by alcoholics in Napa. (or maybe you wouldn't be surprised)

i wouldnt

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

maybe he was having a dinner party

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
give me a case of keystone over that poo poo any day

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

kustomkarkommando posted:

maybe he was having a dinner party

Bad dinner party.

Unless Trump was going to be there. Because 2-buck chuck is piss.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Stop pretending you care what you're drinking when you're two bottles deep

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

If you do care you would not be invited to my dinner party you bore

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

two buck chuck is good but also highly variable

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

kustomkarkommando posted:

If you do care you would not be invited to my dinner party you bore

i can't imagine northern irish dinner parties are any fun at all

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Badger of Basra posted:

i can't imagine northern irish dinner parties are any fun at all

Ever read "Angela's Ashes"? Like that, but less funny parts.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Badger of Basra posted:

i can't imagine northern irish dinner parties are any fun at all

i'll invite you badge

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
the trick is to get a bottle or two of decent $10-20 stuff and then get another couple of the really cheap poo poo. That way by the time you get to the bad wine you're drunk enough to not care

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

the trick is to get a bottle or two of decent $10-20 stuff and then get another couple of the really cheap poo poo. That way by the time you get to the bad wine you're drunk enough to not care

the trick is actually to get a big bottle of gatorade and dump a bunch of it out and fill it with everclear so nobody knows you're drinking. it's perfect for county fairs.

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Volkerball posted:

the trick is actually to get a big bottle of gatorade and dump a bunch of it out and fill it with everclear so nobody knows you're drinking. it's perfect for county fairs.

everclear and country time

if you want to make it fancy add like pineapple smirnoff or midori

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Volkerball posted:

the trick is actually to get a big bottle of gatorade and dump a bunch of it out and fill it with everclear so nobody knows you're drinking. it's perfect for county fairs.

College never ended for you, did it, VB?:allears:

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
the trick is to get high on a nail polish remover and gasoline fumes in the middle of an abandoned lot.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

stone cold posted:

everclear and country time

if you want to make it fancy add like pineapple smirnoff or midori

:cry: i can't drink lemonade to this day because i can taste the lovely $6 a half gallon vodka in it even when it's not there.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Majorian posted:

College never ended for you, did it, VB?:allears:

i started college when i was 27 op.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Volkerball posted:

the trick is actually to get a big bottle of gatorade and dump a bunch of it out and fill it with everclear so nobody knows you're drinking. it's perfect for county fairs.

quote:

*PICTURED: dis, tea held squarely in front of him with tight, pained smile*

charming.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
the trick is to kill your liver in high school so you get drunk off one beer for the rest of your life

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

there are no tricks in life.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

kustomkarkommando posted:

there are no tricks in life.

Ironic coming from an Irish man.

*bites into sandwich*

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


kustomkarkommando posted:

there are no tricks in life.

only lifehacks

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
i Appreciate this post


Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

kustomkarkommando posted:

there are no tricks in life.

don't you dare malign halloween

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

There are no cheat codes for the game of life young man

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Well apart from big head mode of course

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities
I want there to be a paintball mode in life.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

stone cold posted:

in a war between bebop and rotd, i too, ultimately must support bebop

i have no wish to engage in any posting battles with the Chill Person that is bebop

still

you traitor

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Chelb posted:

i have no wish to engage in any posting battles with the Chill Person that is bebop

still

you traitor

i am ok with being a Benedict Arnold

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

stone cold posted:

i am ok with being a Benedict Arnold

I see you as more of a Roose Bolton.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Game of Thrones comparisons should be illegal imo

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Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

Majorian posted:

I want there to be a paintball mode in life.

dk mode

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