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ashpanash posted:Tell that to the fanboys whooping it up when evil ol' dark helmet takes out his red laser dick. These are the same people who cheered when Yoda pulled out a lightsaber in AOTC.
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gently caress YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!! gently caress YOU IT'S FOREVER!!!!
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also, gently caress movies
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The Bye Bye Man and Monster Trucks and that dog movie look like fake movies, like I actually checked to see if RLM made up some phony trailers to gently caress with me but nope, lol, they're real.
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My brain switches off when watching movies that are supposed to be political cartoons. Jaba the Hutt = the crushing downturn of fortune that is required for a capitalistic society to run Salacious Crumb = media purposefully lampooning lower classes to keep them infighting and prevent them from politically gaining legitimacy Boba Fett = the systematic repression of our precious bodily fluids
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Mr. F! posted:No its a guy reading a Super Mecha Godzilla post in a plinkett voice How embarrassing
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Delthalaz posted:I highly recommend people read the CD Star Wars thread. On the one hand you have that SMG guy, his alts and a few sycophants using all the rhetorical tricks in the book to push a really stupid and condescendig misreading of Star Wars (as well as a number of other pop trash films) as deep, radical critiques. Then you have impressionable nerds eating that poo poo up, giving him the respect he craves and treating him like a loving visionary. It's like watching people self-radicalizing to ISIS under the sway of some e-preacher. This is almost certainly a level of hell.
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is the cd thread where they think the prequels are some kind of secret genius art films
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:is the cd thread where they think the prequels are some kind of secret genius art films That's a real thread?
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Paladinus posted:Prequels are not that bad. You're posting in a thread about content creators who were made famous for their take down of the prequels. Do you think your view is held by many here?
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WampaLord posted:You're posting in a thread about content creators who were made famous for their take down of the prequels. Do you think your view is held by many here? You're taking this thread very seriously, I see.
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Paladinus posted:Prequels are not that bad. out.
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a while back my friends and I watched double down directed by and starring neil breen and it really was as funny as rlm made it out to be so later we decided to watch fateful findings too and holy hell is it not fun at all. like its haha bad for a while but it just keeps going and going and getting worse almost in a trying to be bad way that quickly becomes annoying rather than entertaining. would not recommend.
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ThePeavstenator posted:R1 was all the cool poo poo you wish Star Wars would have done if it had the budget and technology when the originals were made. Insert line of argumentation that actually the star wars films are just samurai movies and the whole point is how much of the movie actually isn't that at all. It was just old men kind of gesturing at each other. Repetition of the "special effect without a story" quote from Lucas. ADD-riddled fanboys just want to SEE something cool (AT-ST!) but don't really have the capacity to ask for or comprehend something that IS cool. The instant comparison is between Rogue 1 and the "many Bothans" line in Return. The entire movie of Rogue One is less cool than one line in a different movie in the series. Like, just make that other movie if anything. dreezy posted:a while back my friends and I watched double down directed by and starring neil breen and it really was as funny as rlm made it out to be so later we decided to watch fateful findings too and holy hell is it not fun at all. like its haha bad for a while but it just keeps going and going and getting worse almost in a trying to be bad way that quickly becomes annoying rather than entertaining. would not recommend. ill fite u No but seriously that one is easily one of the worst, if that scale means anything here. What you want to see is "I Am Here.... Now" that's a real gem. Mostly. I mean there are parts that are legit sickening like how he treats the prostitutes he hired as actresses who show their boobs to people in the scene but not to the camera because Breen was so skeezy that they didn't want him to see... that shouldn't come across on film. But other parts of the movie will open your third eye and cleanse your chakras.
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revdrkevind posted:But other parts of the movie will open your third eye and cleanse your chakras. There should be a fake religion centered around bad movies.
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MrSlam posted:There should be a fake religion centered around bad movies. https://www.jedichurch.org/
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Paladinus posted:Bah, how can you imply that Star Wars is a bad movie? Don you realise that people in this thread like Star Wars? Don't you know anything? You idiot? You bitch? Harumph. I loving LOVE STAR WARS
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a bone to pick posted:Where did you learn to read? What you're hearing is SMG making fun of RLM. I hadn't listened yet, but I got about 4 seconds in and the terrible impersonation I heard made me slam ctrl-w
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revdrkevind posted:The instant comparison is between Rogue 1 and the "many Bothans" line in Return. You know we are probably going to get a "A Star Wars Story" about stealing the second Death Star plans at some point
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Gildiss posted:I loving LOVE STAR WARS
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when will we get a movie about darth vader's tie figher advanced design i would also like a retelling of the gonk robot's history
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FuturePastNow posted:You know we are probably going to get a "A Star Wars Story" about stealing the second Death Star plans at some point They didn't steal plans but rather the location of the 2nd Death Star. But it was a trap, which implies the emporer intentionally let the location out.
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Giga Gaia posted:Mike's eyes only light up when surrounded by garbage. drat check out his fuckin eyelashes in that pic
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Paladinus posted:Prequels are not that bad. I rewatched them recently, and yeah, I just don't see this.
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Phantom Menace is the only one out of the three that's really kind of fascinatingly bad, as it misses the mark with so many things it's quite baffling. There's also some effort in the actual film making like shooting on location and using real props and poo poo. Clones and Sith are just lazy and boring garbage.
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Randarkman posted:Phantom Menace is the only one out of the three that's really kind of fascinatingly bad, as it misses the mark with so many things it's quite baffling. There's also some effort in the actual film making like shooting, on location and using real props and poo poo. Clones and Sith are just lazy and boring garbage. it was also shot on actual 35mm film instead of crappy first generation HD video, so it looks like a real movie. the same is true of double down compared to fateful findings and Neil breen's other trainwrecks.
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Guy Goodbody posted:I bet The Mummy will be good Haha
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Randarkman posted:Phantom Menace is the only one out of the three that's really kind of fascinatingly bad, as it misses the mark with so many things it's quite baffling. There's also some effort in the actual film making like shooting on location and using real props and poo poo. Clones and Sith are just lazy and boring garbage. dreezy posted:it was also shot on actual 35mm film instead of crappy first generation HD video, so it looks like a real movie. the same is true of double down compared to fateful findings and Neil breen's other trainwrecks. It's like someone using a helmet-mounted Go-Pro and then going on a walk and stepping on all the dog shits.
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