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Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

nerdz posted:

what are primaries????????????????????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mdgl-gsdN0

interesting concept but bernie would have won

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moNHfeBJ81I

# ? Jan 13, 2017 18:56

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 05:50

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# ? Jan 13, 2017 19:01

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

nerdz posted:

Thanks for the ESL jab there, pal.

this is funny because it would violate the first amendment

# ? Jan 13, 2017 19:32

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# ? Jan 13, 2017 19:36

Deceitful Penguin: Feb 16, 2011

nerdz posted:

Thanks for the ESL jab there, pal.

English is my third language so suck it, pleb.

nerdz posted:

So now for some reading comprehension:

Yeah, Bernie surely would have won against Trump even after losing the primaries to Hillary by a wide margin and doing even worse strategical campaign mistakes than she did. How could he win if most of his supporter base don't give a poo poo about voting? Youth turnout was impressively bad last year.

YESS, YESS, GIve me that sweet, sweet nectar of complete and utter delusion! If only you had loved neoliberalism harder, she would have won! Blame the young, blame the working class, blame everyone but you and Hillary!

nerdz posted:

"Bernie would have won" jokes are hilarious because they are aimed at the Bernie supporter who wouldn't let go even after Bernie himself told them to.

They only lose to "here's how bernie can still win" facebook posts:

Kevin Drum, is that you????

# ? Jan 13, 2017 20:19

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 20:23

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Guavanaut posted:

It's not for sale, Fran-CIS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5P5eQiKNQs

# ? Jan 13, 2017 20:29

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Guavanaut posted:

I guess being incapable of having sex with him is a "sexual failure" if you use an incredibly convoluted definition of the phrase.

https://twitter.com/RheaButcher/status/819799497119133696

# ? Jan 13, 2017 20:33

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

Deceitful Penguin posted:

English is my third language so suck it, pleb.
YESS, YESS, GIve me that sweet, sweet nectar of complete and utter delusion! If only you had loved neoliberalism harder, she would have won! Blame the young, blame the working class, blame everyone but you and Hillary!
Kevin Drum, is that you????

What the gently caress are you even talking about? The entire DNC is at fault, hillary is at fault, bernie is too is so is the entire dumb as poo poo american population who still haven't figured out voting and voter registration. Almost every other country does it!

I will admit my failings here, though: if I had moved to the US and applied for citizenship like 12 years ago, I could be an american citizen by now and would vote for bernie in the primaries and then whoever was the democrat candidate because I'm not a stupid piece of poo poo.

Though sometimes even when you're not an american voting doesn't matter (because america will gently caress up your elections)

# ? Jan 13, 2017 20:41

EnsGDT: Nov 9, 2004; ~boop boop beep motherfucker~

nerdz posted:

Lol, that's what you get from it?

Ha, this is one of my friends irl. Really nice dude, but definitely the spitting image and mindset of what everyone considers to be a Bernie Bro.

He also made this place in LA.

# ? Jan 13, 2017 21:21

Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

EnsGDT posted:

Ha, this is one of my friends irl. Really nice dude, but definitely the spitting image and mindset of what everyone considers to be a Bernie Bro.

He also made this place in LA.

that's a cool mural

# ? Jan 13, 2017 21:58

Wax Dynasty: Jan 1, 2013; This postseason, I've really enjoyed bringing back the three-inning save.; Hell Gem

nerdz posted:

What the gently caress are you even talking about? The entire DNC is at fault, hillary is at fault, bernie is too is so is the entire dumb as poo poo american population who still haven't figured out voting and voter registration. Almost every other country does it!

I will admit my failings here, though: if I had moved to the US and applied for citizenship like 12 years ago, I could be an american citizen by now and would vote for bernie in the primaries and then whoever was the democrat candidate because I'm not a stupid piece of poo poo.

Though sometimes even when you're not an american voting doesn't matter (because america will gently caress up your elections)

Still the best post-election tweet:

_{_{_{Bernie would have won}}}

# ? Jan 14, 2017 00:58

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# ? Jan 14, 2017 01:11

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I dont know how many levels of irony the other posters here are on, but I truly believe that Bernie would have won. Hillary voters would have voted democratic anyway, while the DNC expected the same from Bernie supporters. Bernie supporters were mainly left-wing and/or youth votes, so an incredible amount just decided not to vote at all, because Hillary is a piece of poo poo.

In other news: There's big riots all over mexico because the government is privatising the national oil company, leading to the price of a full tank being more expensive than a month's minimum wage

# ? Jan 14, 2017 01:49

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# ? Jan 14, 2017 02:01

Rugoberta Munchu: Jun 5, 2003; Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?

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# ? Jan 14, 2017 02:02

Gio: Jun 20, 2005

ekuNNN posted:

I dont know how many levels of irony the other posters here are on, but I truly believe that Bernie would have won. Hillary voters would have voted democratic anyway, while the DNC expected the same from Bernie supporters. Bernie supporters were mainly left-wing and/or youth votes, so an incredible amount just decided not to vote at all, because Hillary is a piece of poo poo.

In other news: There's big riots all over mexico because the government is privatising the national oil company, leading to the price of a full tank being more expensive than a month's minimum wage

i'll keep it simple and unironic: bernie would have won because he's genuine and energizes voters.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 03:18

Asimo: Sep 23, 2007

So what if I actively contributed to an insane fascist bully taking control of america and ruining the supreme court for a generation, I got to sit at home and claim the moral superiority by not voting! Take that, dad! :thumbsup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUHk2RSMCS8

# ? Jan 14, 2017 03:46

Rebel Blob: Mar 1, 2008; Extinction for our time

Asimo posted:

So what if I actively contributed to an insane fascist bully taking control of america and ruining the supreme court for a generation, I got to sit at home and claim the moral superiority by not voting! Take that, dad!

Oops! You voted, but it counts for less as you don't live in a rural hellhole of a state, so the insane fascist bully wins anyway.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 04:12

Rugoberta Munchu: Jun 5, 2003; Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?

https://twitter.com/Iimewires/status/806934987387916288

# ? Jan 14, 2017 04:12

lowercase16: Apr 19, 2008; Cyclops actually has two eyes.

Asimo posted:

So what if I actively contributed to an insane fascist bully taking control of america and ruining the supreme court for a generation, I got to sit at home and claim the moral superiority by not voting! Take that, dad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUHk2RSMCS8

Who stayed home? I know almost 20 Bernie supporters IRL and every last one of them voted for Hillary.

I voted for Hillary. I encouraged everyone I know to vote for her. I spent all day driving people to the polls on November 8th.

People under 35 overwhelmingly preferred Bernie to Hillary and people under 35 overwhelmingly voted for Hillary over Trump.

Maybe you don't know what you're talking about?

# ? Jan 14, 2017 04:20

theres a will theres moe: Jan 10, 2007; Hair Elf

I voted for Hillary even though I really, really dislike Hillary and think she's pretty much John Mccain, policy-wise. If Hillary was your ideal candidate, then you're either a secret Republican, a sexist, or an idiot. Blaming actual Democrats for your loss doesn't help whatever your cause is.

Bernie would have won.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 04:48

Rugoberta Munchu: Jun 5, 2003; Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?

Asimo posted:

So what if I actively contributed to an insane fascist bully taking control of america and ruining the supreme court for a generation, I got to sit at home and claim the moral superiority by not voting! Take that, dad!

While Clinton in 2016 did get slightly fewer votes than Obama in 2012, Trump in 2016 got way more votes than Romney in 2012. But Clinton still got more votes than Trump and lost anyway because your votes don't actually count.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 04:50

Slavvy: Dec 11, 2012

Rugoberta Munchu posted:

While Clinton in 2016 did get slightly fewer votes than Obama in 2012, Trump in 2016 got way more votes than Romney in 2012. But Clinton still got more votes than Trump and lost anyway because your votes don't actually count.

As a foreigner this is pretty much what I got out of it: most americans are raging dumb cunts but it makes no real difference either way because the elections are decided by money, media pressure and the electoral college in that order and votes don't really matter worth a drat.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 04:57

vOv: Feb 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/erinschrode/status/820028963716145152

Remember, it's the liberals that want safe spaces on campus to take away your free speech!

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# ? Jan 14, 2017 05:03

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
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Rugoberta Munchu posted:

While Clinton in 2016 did get slightly fewer votes than Obama in 2012, Trump in 2016 got way more votes than Romney in 2012. But Clinton still got more votes than Trump and lost anyway because your votes don't actually count.

fyi Tinypic doesn't work on the forums anymore because it's not https

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/820069630802698241

# ? Jan 14, 2017 05:06

Rugoberta Munchu: Jun 5, 2003; Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?

Thanks for letting me know about TinyPic.

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# ? Jan 14, 2017 05:14

WhiskeyJuvenile: Feb 15, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

theres a will theres moe posted:

I voted for Hillary even though I really, really dislike Hillary and think she's pretty much John Mccain, policy-wise. If Hillary was your ideal candidate, then you're either a secret Republican, a sexist, or an idiot. Blaming actual Democrats for your loss doesn't help whatever your cause is.

Bernie would have won.

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# ? Jan 14, 2017 05:27

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

# ? Jan 14, 2017 05:30

Deceitful Penguin: Feb 16, 2011

ekuNNN posted:

I dont know how many levels of irony the other posters here are on, but I truly believe that Bernie would have won. Hillary voters would have voted democratic anyway, while the DNC expected the same from Bernie supporters. Bernie supporters were mainly left-wing and/or youth votes, so an incredible amount just decided not to vote at all, because Hillary is a piece of poo poo.

In other news: There's big riots all over mexico because the government is privatising the national oil company, leading to the price of a full tank being more expensive than a month's minimum wage

If I'm going to be serious I think we're completely unable to accurately say whether he would have won or not.

Would voter enthusiasm in the states Clinton lost for Bernie have tipped things? Would his more attractive rhetoric to working class people? His lack of association with Obama? How would him actually being a 'democratic socialist' (lol social democrat for real) have polled with people that think socialist is the same as a paedophile?

About the only thing we can say is that Bernie was consistently a better candidate, with better positions and a more honest and inspired campaign. Integrity, for an American politician at least.

The thing I enjoy the most about it really is that the liberals always whine and complain that the left has to compromise for victory, that if we move just a little bit more to the right, we will win election after election and now the Democrats have discovered what the social democrats in Europe have; you couldn't do fool people forever.

And now they scream and whine and try to do anything but realize that they are the reason they lost. They are so loving bitter and desperatly flail to find anyone to blame. (that guy is just my fav go to guy but there's shitloads more)

The Americans had a chance to try and do better and they were to cowardly to take even the incremental reformism Sanders offered and tbh, isn't the magic of democracy you get the government you deserve?

These are the three heads of the new Icelandic government. In the middle you have Bjarni Ben, our prime minister, the former finance minister, who was in the Panama papers and has all but admitted to his tax evasion and delayed a report on the issue until after the election and has now been caught lying about it. He leads the largest party in my country, the Independence Party.

The guy on the right is his cousin. He was supposed to the be new ~liberal party~ for those fed up with the corruption of the Independence party. So, of course, it was made up by insiders from that party, libertarian lunatics and other human garbage. They got more than the now dead Social democratic party in Iceland and promptly entered an alliance with the guy on the left.

I don't really wanna talk about him or his party. Imagine if you took empty bourgeois liberalism, with all its focus on conspicuous consumption, empty rhetoric, focus on civility and appearances over substance and you'd have him and his supporters. They were also supposed to be against the Independence party and the guy rather embarrassingly tweeted at the last PM that "No person caught in a scandal like the Panama Papers should be PM".

I hope this makes you Americans feel better, because everywhere in the world you will find worthless morons and garbage people willing to vote in clueless fuckwits and ruthless sociopaths, all the US has done is lead the way.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 06:15

Dr. Arbitrary: Mar 15, 2006; Bleak Gremlin

vOv posted:

https://twitter.com/erinschrode/status/820028963716145152

Remember, it's the liberals that want safe spaces on campus to take away your free speech!

Last time I saw Bob Thorpe he was wearing a top hat. The guy is a megadork.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 06:20

Schizotek: Nov 8, 2011; I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!

Out of touch northern liberals, trapped in their little ethnic enclave, once again failing to understand why their favored primary candidate sucked eggs and lost.

# ? Jan 14, 2017 06:34

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

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# ? Jan 14, 2017 08:53

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 23:25

Rugoberta Munchu: Jun 5, 2003; Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?

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# ? Jan 15, 2017 03:55

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Hillary was my ideal candidate because Obama couldn't run for a third term and Joe Biden's son died. Also, my political views are petty solidly "what democrats thought back in the 90s." I didn't dislike Bernie, but I wasn't entirely sure I could trust him to not implement full communism.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 05:50

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Volcott posted:

Hillary was my ideal candidate because Obama couldn't run for a third term and Joe Biden's son died. Also, my political views are petty solidly "what democrats thought back in the 90s." I didn't dislike Bernie, but I wasn't entirely sure I could trust him to not implement full communism.

Hillary wasn't my darling but I really wanted some (D) to win and when it became clear it was her I was full on behind her (in asexual way). Biden chose not to play the game because of his son and Bernie _{gently caress}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIc0NqjOPgc

Alass.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 06:24

Deceitful Penguin: Feb 16, 2011

Volcott posted:

Hillary was my ideal candidate because Obama couldn't run for a third term and Joe Biden's son died. Also, my political views are petty solidly "what democrats thought back in the 90s." I didn't dislike Bernie, but I wasn't entirely sure I could trust him to not implement full communism.