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I like cpoking but I'm not addicting to cooking I'm addicted to jerking off.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 05:11 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 00:30 |
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ftfy
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 05:39 |
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oh my god
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 06:16 |
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Akratic Method posted:They can. I was friends with a guy who topped out at 550 before finally fixing his diet. He was also 6'6" so he had a big frame to put it all on, but he definitely still walked, and if fattest Goon commutes by car and doesn't need to go further than apartment-elevator-car-elevator-chair he could realistically do it. the people who live in the apartment next to me are both like gotta be 500 plus they are massive as gently caress like take up the whole hall as they walk through it, but they both go to work everyday. Sometimes I hear a huge crashing sound through the wall and get worried that one of them fell and died but now I'm just going to imagine they are having fat sex and thats pretty gross thanks a lot thread
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 06:33 |
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 08:26 |
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Hahahah owns
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 08:39 |
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nice quote:I am trying to keep this all confidential and free of emotion, but I am currently extremely pissed. Hm. Is your immediate manager trustworthy? If not them, your colleagues? This sounds like too big of a deal to get your plan from the GBS anonymous confession thread, honestly. Suing your company is probably a bad idea, and to be considered a last resort, but you absolutely shouldn't just let this lie. Talk to people who know your company's situation and politics about what your options are, but if it comes down to "sue the boss" or "sit there and fume" I vote for the lawsuit. quote:My wife's sister is going through a really painful divorce and has been living with us for the past few weeks. I am majorly regretting this and considering telling my wife that her sister has to leave. I dunno man, she's Going Through Some poo poo Have a frank discussion with her about boundaries as many times as turns out to be necessary and make sure she's getting therapy. lol at the meat thing though, what kind of trophy wife doesn't know not to put soap on food
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 14:51 |
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I once again am not sure what my schedule is gonna look like today and am sitting on a bunch of feshes so here's another postquote:I am a voice actress and 99% of my work is for dubbed hentai. Careful, one of these days you'll try saying that to someone with small children and they'll ask for more details quote:I have a large breast fetish, the bigger the better. I can still have sex with my wife, who has smallish boobs. Yeah that's a pretty good twist
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 14:56 |
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The idea-stealing confession sounds bad on the surface, but I suspect it's being told from a misleading perspective. Companies use their employee's ideas all the time. It sounds like that kind of thing is part of your job description. What did you expect, that you'd get the millions of dollars because it was your idea? If they aren't giving you any credit at all then yeah it's wrong, but it could be that they do appreciate your idea and will reward you for it in the form of a raise or a promotion in the future. Absolutely bring it up next time you're under review and try to use it to give you leverage for the raise/promotion but beyond that I don't know what you want them to do. Going to a lawyer would definitely torch your career and it's not even clear if you have a valid case.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 15:02 |
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You were amazed by the chillow, now try the Chilldo!
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 15:02 |
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I think we're getting to like a 50/50 ratio of DBZ confessions. Has anyone been keeping score?
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 15:04 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The idea-stealing confession sounds bad on the surface, but I suspect it's being told from a misleading perspective. Companies use their employee's ideas all the time. It sounds like that kind of thing is part of your job description. What did you expect, that you'd get the millions of dollars because it was your idea? If they aren't giving you any credit at all then yeah it's wrong, but it could be that they do appreciate your idea and will reward you for it in the form of a raise or a promotion in the future. Absolutely bring it up next time you're under review and try to use it to give you leverage for the raise/promotion but beyond that I don't know what you want them to do. Or put it on your resume and find a new job that pays really well and put your new found talent to work for someone else.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 16:01 |
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Two questions for SiL goon: 1) Has she always been this way...like, how well did you know her before the breakup? 2) Are there kids involved?
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 16:23 |
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"Company takes employee's idea, company uses idea, company fails to credit employee in any way" is pretty much how it goes whenever you have a bad company or just a really lovely boss / bosses' boss / etc somewhere up the chain. Assuming you want to make a career out of that job and are basically pissed you didn't get recognition, go talk to your boss (NOT HR) and raise it. If that doesn't work, go to the head of the team handling the project and ask for a transfer to his department. In both cases, the reason you're there is "I've done all of the prep work for it, it's very exciting and I want to be a part of it going forward"; naturally, do not mention anything negative about not being credited and just pretend you're bright eyed and bushy tailed. You want to get on the radar without being seen as a malcontent. If neither of those work, quit. Don't worry, you weren't gonna see any money anyway.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 16:38 |
Stolen idea goon: thanks for coming up with Amazon Go! Looking forward to when it rolls out in Wal*Mart.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 16:47 |
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Wizzle posted:Or put it on your resume and find a new job that pays really well and put your new found talent to work for someone else. That wouldn't work very well if it's the case that they aren't giving them any credit at all and would deny it if asked. It's so vague though that who knows what actually happened.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 17:00 |
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Ideas guy: here's how companies work. They pay you money, and you do work that makes money for them. That's what happened here. You do not own your idea, the company does, they paid you to think about it and develop it, and you handed it over to them. Now maybe you deserve a bonus, raise, promotion, pat on the back for doing a great job and going above and beyond and making the company a lot of money. If so you need to discuss this and make it happen.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 18:20 |
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SIL host, sometimes tough love is what's needed. Tell her that this is your house, and you are here to support her in her time of need but she will have to follow your rules. No more lifehacks ("we appreciate what you're trying to do but our house is fine the way it is"), no more toys around the house or loud masturbation. She can do that and clean them when you guys are out of the house so you don't have to see or hear it. Start calling your dog by his name. Some boundaries might actually be good for her. Wallowing in misery is self perpetuating. Having things to do and rules to obey can pull you out of that.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 18:29 |
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Have sex with your SIL
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 18:52 |
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shut up blegum posted:Have sex with your SIL Actually do this
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 18:56 |
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The Management posted:Ideas guy: here's how companies work. They pay you money, and you do work that makes money for them. That's what happened here. You do not own your idea, the company does, they paid you to think about it and develop it, and you handed it over to them. Pretty much this. At one of my old firms another FA noticed a mistake where an ACH was requested several thousands of times from another companies general account resulting in hundreds of millions of dollars being transferred to us. I pointed it out to my superiors and they got it corrected with our accounting department. My General Partner got an additional bonus. The accountant got invited to the Partnership trip in Hawaii. I got an "attaboy" and a Subway gift card for $20. The FA got nothing. I guess the theme here is that the higher you go in a company the more you get credited for doing nothing. Just something you have to get used to. Or start your own company.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 19:04 |
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IANAL but many companies have explicit employment documents that say anything you do on company time that benefits (or could benefit it, in the case of inventions) the company is the owner of said work, no questions asked.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 19:15 |
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VanSandman posted:IANAL but many companies have explicit employment documents that say anything you do on company time that benefits (or could benefit it, in the case of inventions) the company is the owner of said work, no questions asked. Yeah this is basically what I was trying to say. It's your job. Aside from possible raises/bonuses and promotions there's nothing you are entitled to for doing your job well.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 19:18 |
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shut up blegum posted:Have sex with your SIL she definitely wants it
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 20:10 |
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She's definitely having some sort of mental health break down.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 20:10 |
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shut up blegum posted:Have sex with your SIL This this this. Persuade your wife to open up the relationship (see: relationship thread) then smash the SiL's back doors in.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 20:55 |
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monkeytennis posted:This this this. Persuade your wife to open up the relationship (see: relationship thread) then smash the SiL's back doors in. Going by precedent wouldn't this most likely result in the wife and SiL getting it on, while husbandgoon wallows on fetlife?
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 21:38 |
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alpaca diseases posted:Going by precedent wouldn't this most likely result in the wife and SiL getting it on, while husbandgoon wallows on fetlife? Probably. The perfect solution.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 23:46 |
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Did the husband put "we can gently caress anyone we want" in the prenup? I thought usually infidelity voided those things.
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 01:00 |
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Not even a pre nup can let someone leave their ex destitute like this; she needs to get a lawyer and get spousal support/alimony etc. Much of the time when one person gets wrecked in a divorce it's because one spouse bluffed the other one into accepting it.
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 01:44 |
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The Management posted:Ideas guy: here's how companies work. They pay you money, and you do work that makes money for them. That's what happened here. You do not own your idea, the company does, they paid you to think about it and develop it, and you handed it over to them. Agreed. If your employer fails to recognise your efforts, seek a new employer. In your case I'd start with the retailer that appears very interested in your work.
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 02:14 |
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alpaca diseases posted:Going by precedent wouldn't this most likely result in the wife and SiL getting it on, while husbandgoon wallows on fetlife? wincest
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 04:42 |
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quote:I am terrified of the movie ghostbusters and still cannot watch it as a grown man. I do not understand why this is a "beloved" film and would love for someone to prove they've watched it without closing their eyes or skipping through the frightening parts (which is about 75% of the movie by my estimation). How exactly do you "prove" to an Internet person that you have watched a comedy movie without closing your eyes At any rate, try watching the new one, I've heard it's bland and mediocre, maybe that'll help quote:So im on mobile, so id like to apologise for that. Regardless of gay stuff, this is why you don't gently caress coworkers Don't poo poo where you eat etc
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 14:48 |
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another travel-day double postquote:I hereby challenge God Chi goon to a God Chi slapfight. Roof of the tallest building in South Africa, 7 days from now. quote:already written off over $100 million because of it. My confession is regarding the test screening, which I attended. Yeahhhh uh If this is legit I don't blame the studio for changing poo poo, because that is definitely too hosed-up for 5-year-olds, but it probably would have been cheaper to rebrand it as not for kids anymore than to go back in and gently caress around with everything. Definitely a good thing it wasn't released as-is with the original marketing, though.
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 14:53 |
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quote:I am terrified of the movie ghostbusters and still cannot watch it as a grown man. I do not understand why this is a "beloved" film and would love for someone to prove they've watched it without closing their eyes or skipping through the frightening parts (which is about 75% of the movie by my estimation). I know a guy absolutely terrified of Jurassic Park to the point that he'll immediately leave the room if any part, even the calm parts, of those movies are on. He's not the kind of guy you'd expect to have a weird fear like that though. He has no other irrational fears that I know of, has worked in a morgue or something, will watch scary movies, etc. He says it's because he saw the first raptor scene when he was really little and he feels that terror every time the movies come up.
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:12 |
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To whoever is writing the awesome fake confessions that always have a trademark one-liner in the second-to-last paragraph, please keep posting. Talking to you, Garfield.
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:28 |
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Wouldn't a kid that was breastfed at an embarrassingly long time be less likely to sexualize breasts? I figure they'd associate them with their mom or something.
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:37 |
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Panfilo posted:Wouldn't a kid that was breastfed at an embarrassingly long time be less likely to sexualize breasts? I figure they'd associate them with their mom or something. bolded the important part
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:38 |
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:bolded the important part So what, looking at porn makes him hungry?
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:41 |
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Thanks vague second confession for making me IMDB a movie nobody gives a gently caress about
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