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Phimosissy posted:How the gently caress did the world's most pissy pissbabies all find this thread? Well, we all thought Nintendo would change after the failure with the Wii U. Instead, they doubled down on the stupidity. It sucks, especially for old school Nintendo fans. Even me. When all it would take is a littlle less nickel and diming, and providing real value. Say, for instance, an online service that lets us keep those thirty year old NES games as we aubscribe to their likely over paid and hilariously lovely online service. Or, Say, the pro controller we bought with a poo poo console in the Wii U, to keep Nintendo afloat, maybe the new one should be 39 or maybe, just maybe, they can allow the loving old one to work with the new one? Holy gently caress. Maybe they could launch something that isn't so loving anti consumerism? This entire launch makes Microsoft look like Jesus Christ. Think about that. And then continue on your paid for post crusade and find a new job. Preferably one with ethics.
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Utnayan posted:Say, for instance, an online service that lets us keep those thirty year old NES games as we aubscribe to their likely over paid and hilariously lovely online service. Or, Say, the pro controller we bought with a poo poo console in the Wii U, to keep Nintendo afloat, maybe the new one should be 39 or maybe, just maybe, they can allow the loving old one to work with the new one? Holy gently caress. Maybe they could launch something that isn't so loving anti consumerism? FIFUTY DORRARU should probably be the new thread title
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If you want to keep sounding off on the two or three talking points about how this is the most worst badlaunch in the history of video games, gently caress off to the GBS thread.
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Utnayan posted:Well, we all thought Nintendo would change after the failure with the Wii U. Instead, they doubled down on the stupidity. It sucks, especially for old school Nintendo fans. Even me. When all it would take is a littlle less nickel and diming, and providing real value. Say, for instance, an online service that lets us keep those thirty year old NES games as we aubscribe to their likely over paid and hilariously lovely online service. Or, Say, the pro controller we bought with a poo poo console in the Wii U, to keep Nintendo afloat, maybe the new one should be 39 or maybe, just maybe, they can allow the loving old one to work with the new one? Holy gently caress. Maybe they could launch something that isn't so loving anti consumerism? Lol
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Jonas Albrecht posted:If you want to keep sounding off on the two or three talking points about how this is the most worst badlaunch in the history of video games, gently caress off to the GBS thread. that title belongs to the ps4 pro, which unbelievable did not launch with games and still to this day has no games. no exclusives nothing. unbelievable. people are still waiting for their pro exclusives
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Utnayan posted:Well, we all thought Nintendo would change after the failure with the Wii U. Instead, they doubled down on the stupidity. It sucks, especially for old school Nintendo fans. Even me. When all it would take is a littlle less nickel and diming, and providing real value. Say, for instance, an online service that lets us keep those thirty year old NES games as we aubscribe to their likely over paid and hilariously lovely online service. Or, Say, the pro controller we bought with a poo poo console in the Wii U, to keep Nintendo afloat, maybe the new one should be 39 or maybe, just maybe, they can allow the loving old one to work with the new one? Holy gently caress. Maybe they could launch something that isn't so loving anti consumerism? Lmfao I'M NOT THE PISSBABY *pisses self in impotent rage about video games*
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Jonas Albrecht posted:If you want to keep sounding off on the two or three talking points about how this is the most worst badlaunch in the history of video games, gently caress off to the GBS thread. It IS the worst launch of any console I have seen in my entire gaming life. What loving planet do you live on? Christ, you were the guy that told the OP to hold off on this post until the actual launch day. That's loving laughable.
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Utnayan posted:It IS the worst launch of any console I have seen in my entire gaming life. What loving planet do you live on? Then you are far to young to legally have an account on somethingawful.com.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:If you want to keep sounding off on the two or three talking points about how this is the most worst badlaunch in the history of video games, gently caress off to the GBS thread. its obviously not the worst, with the wii u people weren't even sure what was being launched the sad thing is that i own a wii u and it has the best exclusive lineup of this generation by far but no one knows it thanks to it being a dumb piece of hardware
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imagine getting an xbox 360 and perfect dark zero in 2005 turn it on and the xbox sounds like a jet turbine... perfect dark zero.. is.. closer to zero than perfect
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Then you are far to young to legally have an account on somethingawful.com. Oh no. Trust me. I call out shitbag shills like you. All it takes is for anyone here to look at your post history. How's that paycheck.
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Utnayan posted:Oh no. Trust me. I call out shitbag shills like you. All it takes is for anyone here to look at your post history. How's that paycheck. Nice meltdown
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Please let the next few pages of this thread be that guy exposing other goons for shilling on a pay-to-read internet forum that hasn't been relevant in about a decade
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Utnayan posted:It IS the worst launch of any console I have seen in my entire gaming life. What loving planet do you live on? Christ, you were the guy that told the OP to hold off on this post until the actual launch day. That's loving laughable. the wii u launch was way worse
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Utnayan posted:Oh no. Trust me. I call out shitbag shills like you. All it takes is for anyone here to look at your post history. How's that paycheck. SHILL. SHILL. SHILL.
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deadwing posted:Nice meltdown The truth hurts. The guy is a loving paid for shill to shout down criticism. Melt down equals the truth.
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Kurtofan posted:the wii u launch was way worse The 3ds launch was way way way worse Street fighter port, OOT port, and loving Steel Diver, lmao
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Utnayan posted:Oh no. Trust me. I call out shitbag shills like you. All it takes is for anyone here to look at your post history. How's that paycheck. Ahahahahaha. I'm not turning into a massive pantshitting vortex about a dissapointing presentation and a completely normal sparse launch, I must be a paid shill. Get the gently caress back to infowars. Jfc.
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what if the worst launch in history is this:
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deadwing posted:Nice meltdown i'm sad this expression isn't probatable yet because it consistently manages to use the word meltdown incorrectly, even when you consider it's an obvious hyperbole
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Kurtofan posted:the wii u launch was way worse Not even close. Not this time with everything they are loving up. I can list it all again if you want.
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Utnayan posted:Oh no. Trust me. I call out shitbag shills like you. All it takes is for anyone here to look at your post history. How's that paycheck. Lmao what even is this post
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For this to be the worst console launch you've ever seen it must be the only console launch you've ever seen. Like even the PS4 Pro was more underwhelming since they still have no compelling reason to buy the thing. Not even A Game. The Xbox One launch was a trash fire unlike anything the world has ever seen. The Wii U launch was so bad the average consumer didn't even know it was a console E: and that's just recent history trash person fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Jan 14, 2017 |
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The worst launch in video games, for a console that could've actually had a chance in modern times, is the Saturn. The N64 launched with literally two games in NA, though as a child Mario 64 was enough. That kinda thing doesn't really fly in an era where launches usually have a wide variety and large number of launch titles. The Switch's does look terrible though, from a perspective of them releasing four games not on their previous console for launch and also having an awful presentation for it. trash person posted:For this to be the worst console launch you've ever seen it must be the only console launch you've ever seen. The Xbone's launch was fine, though. The initial reveal was the shitshow, though they backtracked on all of the shittiness in like less than 48 hours. Soul Glo fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Jan 14, 2017 |
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Bill Trinen himself gives me 4 blowjob coupons a month to remind people on Something Awful Dot Com that while the Wii U hardware was a critical failure, it had some great first party games.
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ethanol posted:what if the worst launch in history is this: cool minigame let me charge 50 bucks for that.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Ahahahahaha. I'm not turning into a massive pantshitting vortex about a dissapointing presentation and a completely normal sparse launch, I must be a paid shill. Get the gently caress back to infowars. Jfc. You told the loving OP he should have held off on the thread until the system launched on 3/3. Seriously. You said that. How is the propaganda ministry job holding on for you in Iran? Good food?
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didnt the wii have a very similar launch title set up. zelda and then basically nothing except a handful of motion gimmick games anyways i just the swithc much more harshly on being underpowered and not very portable
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mike12345 posted:cool minigame let me charge 50 bucks for that. FIFETY DORRRRARU
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Utnayan posted:Well, we all thought Nintendo would change after the failure with the Wii U. Instead, they doubled down on the stupidity. It sucks, especially for old school Nintendo fans. Even me. When all it would take is a littlle less nickel and diming, and providing real value. Say, for instance, an online service that lets us keep those thirty year old NES games as we aubscribe to their likely over paid and hilariously lovely online service. Or, Say, the pro controller we bought with a poo poo console in the Wii U, to keep Nintendo afloat, maybe the new one should be 39 or maybe, just maybe, they can allow the loving old one to work with the new one? Holy gently caress. Maybe they could launch something that isn't so loving anti consumerism?  I got an NES at launch. Don't tell me every  Nintendo fan is a pissbaby.
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ethanol posted:didnt the wii have a very similar launch title set up. zelda and then basically nothing except a handful of motion gimmick games yes but then every grandpa bought it when the American Heart Association said it was good for your health
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Phimosissy posted:
I had ROB and gyromite. I loved NES for bringing gaming back from an industry crash in 83. You are a good man and a good poster. Don't gently caress it up.
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Utnayan posted:You told the loving OP he should have held off on the thread until the system launched on 3/3. Seriously. You said that. Holy poo poo were you not around when the original switch reveal happened? The this exact thing happened. All you've managed to expose is that I a computer capable of learning. Beep boop.
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trash person posted:For this to be the worst console launch you've ever seen it must be the only console launch you've ever seen. Let's go back further: The DS only launched with Mario 64 and that lovely Rub Rabbit game for months. The PS3 launch was pathetic, too.
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ethanol posted:didnt the wii have a very similar launch title set up. zelda and then basically nothing except a handful of motion gimmick games interestingly, the wii was also a terrible console
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Kawabata posted:yes but then every grandpa bought it when the American Heart Association said it was good for your health yeah actually i treated the wii almost exactly like im treating the switch. underpowered and gimmicky. so I'll prob end up owning one when mario comes around
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Utnayan posted:Oh no. Trust me. I call out shitbag shills like you. All it takes is for anyone here to look at your post history. How's that paycheck. congrats on making this years "gaming ambrosia" posts!
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Holy poo poo were you not around when the original switch reveal happened? The this exact thing happened. All you've managed to expose is that I a computer capable of learning. Beep boop. What did you just type. People above you are paying for this.
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Utnayan is the same guy who accused me of working for a Minneapolis-based marketing firm to shill for Star Wars Battlefront—whose thread on SA I am the OP of—and then after I called him out for being a weird post history snooper (I do post in the Mpls goonmeet thread but definitely don't work for a marketing firm) he sent me a PM insisting I still was. Get help dude.
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Jedi Knight Luigi posted:Utnayan is the same guy who accused me of working for a Minneapolis-based marketing firm to shill for Star Wars Battlefront—whose thread on SA I am the OP of—and then after I called him out for being a weird post history snooper (I do post in the Mpls goonmeet thread but definitely don't work for a marketing firm) he sent me a PM insisting I still was. 
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