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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
An update, featuring further evidence of projection and the remains of a parade of fools.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
A good update, indeed

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

I'm so glad Monkey and Hrotomos survived.

And I love INGSVLD standing there casually holding his head.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





RIP Layla Brimstone

:(

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
people known to be alive:

INGSVLD
Eris Lo-Kai
Monkey (samurai lady)
Yanyi (cliff face)
Hrotomos
Yash (kappa, the neat kind not the lovely twitch emote)
bird dude what hrotomos grabbed like a rattle
fish lady with the goggles

known to be dead:

Humble Uktulki (humble is a poor word for the decision to spear an angel's face)

mia:
Krismayana
Blue-Bellied Meng (actual monkey/thing 1)
Red-Tusked Saar (actual monkey/thing 2)
Etlin Da (harp head)
Amoto Soreen (shaved head with big orange guantlets)
tired lady with the tattooed arms

super dead waifus:
Layla Brimstone

Malpais Legate
Oct 1, 2014

Where's the confirmation that Layla Brimstone is dead? Last we saw she was being blown away, unless her dismembered corpse is laying around in some panel I didn't see.

INGSVLD is holding his head and that's great.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Hrotomos is alive! :supaburn:

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Begemot posted:

I'm so glad Monkey and Hrotomos survived.

And I love INGSVLD standing there casually holding his head.

Ahahaha, I missed that that was INGSVLD there. That's great. I was glad to see Eris-Lo Kai too, though he's probably the most prominent non-Maya Pursuer so him still being around isn't unexpected.

Also yeah, while Hrotomos making it out is no surprise, I didn't expect the bird guy he grabbed to also make it out; even setting aside everythign that happened afterward, winding up in Hrotomos's hands during a brawl like that doesn't seem like it'd be good for your life expectancy.

Meanwhile, I just realized something: Setting aside the maybe-joking-maybe-not author comments, Layla not being here at the moment doesn't really mean much, because, unlike everyone else here, she can fly. If she didn't die in the brawl she's probably fine, and also nowhere near where everyone else landed unless she deliberately headed that way.

Roland Jones fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Jan 14, 2017

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I loving love the persuers as a literary device and as characters.

Mazerunner
Apr 22, 2010

Good Hunter, what... what is this post?
I can't stop laughing at Juggernaut wheeling away in embarrassment after that self-own while all "no I just don't want to fight I gotta go see my model girlfriend from another school and you suck nerdlord, peace"

it's like... peak seventh grader

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
THE BABY

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Mazerunner posted:

I can't stop laughing at Juggernaut wheeling away in embarrassment after that self-own while all "no I just don't want to fight I gotta go see my model girlfriend from another school and you suck nerdlord, peace"

it's like... peak seventh grader

"I COULD TOTALLY KILL YOU BUT I'LL LET THE SLOW INEVITABILITY OF TIME DO IT INSTEAD, LOSERS!"

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

king baby

the baby is the true kill six billion demons

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo, stone cold isn't an igneous angel that hates all of posting.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I thought Layla stole a tea set and went home.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Say Nothing posted:

I thought Layla stole a tea set and went home.

Layla just went to a farm.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

ElMaligno posted:

Layla just went to a farm.
A FARM IN THE GROUND


Also, I'm severely disappointed about Juggernaut Star bitching out like this. Uncounted aeons is long enough to solve the conflict between your self-image and the facade you present to the rest of the world wheel. :colbert:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Dead Reckoning posted:

A FARM IN THE GROUND



Dead Reckoning posted:

Also, I'm severely disappointed about Juggernaut Star bitching out like this. Uncounted aeons is long enough to solve the conflict between your self-image and the facade you present to the rest of the world wheel. :colbert:

Have you considered the fact that Juggs is in fact a bitch?

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
i dont think throwing gendered slurs around is at all conducive to this discussion

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I am not using the word bitch as gendered insult because as I am comparing Juggs to the SA forums user and veteran "Smoked Crack" who is certifiably a bitch.

Please don't read it beyond that.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2bpPTTUdVw

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Begemot posted:

And I love INGSVLD standing there casually holding his head.

Yes, this is good.

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

thatbastardken posted:

i dont think throwing gendered slurs around is at all conducive to this discussion

:agreed:

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

I am absolutely horrible at remembering names. Whrn did we get their names?

Pavlov
Oct 21, 2012

I've long been fascinated with how the alt-right develops elaborate and obscure dog whistles to try to communicate their meaning without having to say it out loud
Stepan Andreyevich Bandera being the most prominent example of that

Mazerunner posted:

I can't stop laughing at Juggernaut wheeling away in embarrassment after that self-own while all "no I just don't want to fight I gotta go see my model girlfriend from another school and you suck nerdlord, peace"

it's like... peak seventh grader

"It's not like I'm s-sparing you or anything. Baka!"

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Taerkar posted:

I am absolutely horrible at remembering names. Whrn did we get their names?

From here, mostly http://killsixbilliondemons.com/the-pursuers/

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Don't doxx me

Lights
Dec 9, 2007

Lights, the Peacock King, First of His Name.


Beautiful work. The sanctioned action is indeed to shitpost.

Twibbit
Mar 7, 2013

Is your refrigerator running?

I have new vita wallpaper!

Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
Nap Ghost

sonic_spindash.wav

SexyBlindfold
Apr 24, 2008
i dont care how much probation i get capital letters are for squares hehe im so laid back an nice please read my low effort shitposts about the arab spring

thanxs!!!

violent sex idiot posted:

Just a bunch of rowdy fight boys and girls, looking for a good punch up

The entirety of the Pursuers being Monster Factory abominations actually kind of makes sense. The McElroys being amazed at the depth of K6BD's character creator just to throw it all away and go "Just a Huge. loving. Baby." is plausible as fuuuck

No Pun Intended
Jul 23, 2007

DWARVEN SEX OFFENDER

ASK ME ABOUT TONING MY FINE ASS DWARVEN BOOTY BY RUNNING FROM THE COPS OUTSIDE THAT ELF KINDERGARTEN

BEHOLD THE DONG OF THE DWARVES! THE DWARVEN DONG IS COMING!

Ixjuvin posted:

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Red streak, speeds by; Juggernaut the hedgehog Angel.
Too fast for the naked eye; Juggernaut the hedgehog Angel.

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Ixjuvin posted:

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Haha gently caress, that's perfect

Someone needs to romhack Juggs into Sonic 3

I don't know why but Juggs on the barrel would kill me with laughter

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

I didn't really want any of the pursuers to die because they are all awesome, but it was inevitable we'd keep losing some. RIP you beautiful bastards.

I hope we get some replacements along the way.

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Ashcans posted:

I didn't really want any of the pursuers to die because they are all awesome, but it was inevitable we'd keep losing some. RIP you beautiful bastards.

I hope we get some replacements along the way.

If some of the replacements aren't those guards who got drawn into the pursuer fight in the castle I'll be very cross :mad:

Aurium
Oct 10, 2010

Korgan posted:

If some of the replacements aren't those guards who got drawn into the pursuer fight in the castle I'll be very cross :mad:

Crate of Teacups. :colbert:

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


The teacups are actually in the panel of this update with the pursuers showing up so you never know...

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

Mazerunner posted:

I can't stop laughing at Juggernaut wheeling away in embarrassment after that self-own while all "no I just don't want to fight I gotta go see my model girlfriend from another school and you suck nerdlord, peace"

it's like... peak seventh grader

Which fits, really. Their whole movement is basically what your average edgy high schooler that just discovered nihilism is like.

Juggs is just too cool to kill her now, maaaaan. She'll let her wallow in the despair of existence. And don't forget that if anyone needs her she'll be smoking with the other cool angels behind the gym hanging out with the cool angels that don't give a gently caress.

Archonex fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Jan 15, 2017

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wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


In a way, the Angels are all children. They weren't made to think for themselves, just follow the Old Laws that were written by dead gods.

The Petals are the only ones who've grown up.

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