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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Space Racoon hates his gang's name :3:

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

The Space Racoon hates his gang's name :3:

He's not a Raccoon. Didn't you see what happened to Spidey?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ImpAtom posted:

Didn't you see what happened to Spidey?!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I hope that tagline for next time means more wacky diner adventures.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



That's your excuse for everything, isn't it Peter?

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Granted he gets owned a lot and thus spends most of his time unconscious.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

He can't help it that he keeps running into bricks and fists.

Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.
Personally, I am very thankful for the pit stop. The action these past dew days is just too much, and I'ma need like, a couple days worth of slowly traveling in the desert to cool off.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Jerusalem posted:

The Space Racoon hates his gang's name :3:

Well when they were voting on a team name, he wanted to go with "rear end-Kickers of the Fantastic."
I'm not joking there. The very first panel of the 2008 series has him trying to push that name for the team.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I'm happy this thread exists. I'll try and dig up my old NSM edits later.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm happy this thread exists. I'll try and dig up my old NSM edits later.

isnt there a thread you wont gently caress up?

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graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Well -I'D- like to see them...

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

isnt there a thread you wont gently caress up?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:lol:


There should always be peace in the NSM thread, you dumb turd

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.
Let there be peace on Earth, and let it begin with Newspaper Spider-Man.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


I love every single part of this. :allears:

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

ArmyOfMidgets posted:



I love every single part of this. :allears:
I realize they have better poo poo to do but if they get pulled over for speeding and a cop asks for Spider-Man's license I will drat near die of happiness.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

CapnAndy posted:

I realize they have better poo poo to do but if they get pulled over for speeding and a cop asks for Spider-Man's license I will drat near die of happiness.

I would love for the cop to look inside, see Spider-Man, a hot redhead, and a raccoon, turn around and leave. Just a total "gently caress this poo poo, life's too short."

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

Drives whatever a spider can...

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I hope he's almost run off the road and when he looks at the other driver he sees

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Ronan was walking! WALKING! he cant have gotten that far!

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Synthbuttrange posted:

Ronan was walking! WALKING! he cant have gotten that far!

I like to think time progresses normally for those off panel, so he's been walking for weeks now.

Yon
Oct 7, 2003

Just one spice?
Just one spice
Just one spice...

Synthbuttrange posted:

Ronan was walking! WALKING! he cant have gotten that far!

He's a big guy, he's got long legs. :colbert:

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Does Rocket know how to drive stick

does Peter ??

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I really really want to see how Mary Jane Watson Parker would explain being in a car in the middle Nevada (that is where they are, right? Or was it New Mexico) with a space raccoon and Spider-Man.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

ImpAtom posted:

I really really want to see how Mary Jane Watson Parker would explain being in a car in the middle Nevada (that is where they are, right? Or was it New Mexico) with a space raccoon and Spider-Man.

It all wouldn't matter. If somebody would stop them they'd ask about the "raccoon" and promptly would get their face clawed off by Rocket.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

chinese barbecue porp posted:

Does Rocket know how to drive stick

does Peter ??

I thought it was straight-up canon that Petey can't drive cause he's from New York

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Peter who? Spider-Man's driving!

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Reminder: that car's a rental, and Rocket's getting raccoon hair and raccoon smell all over the inside. There's no way Peter and MJ aren't gonna lose their deposit.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rocket: Don't look at me, I just flew 2500 light years without a pit stop!

Plus, you know... he crashed his ship at the end there too.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



graham cracker posted:

Well -I'D- like to see them...

Me too!

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!






Haha he's doing the Thriller pose.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


I want to see Ronin in one of those dotted line Family Circus comics searching across the desert for the Sentry.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Jerusalem posted:

Rocket: Don't look at me, I just flew 2500 light years without a pit stop!

They uh, REALLY aren't getting that deposit back now...

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



X-O posted:

I like to think time progresses normally for those off panel, so he's been walking for weeks now.

This is going to be a big shame when they get to LA and the casting people are wondering where MJ has been.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I kinda want them to just have a strip where Spidey takes his iphone out and shows Rocket what a raccoon is.

Oh who am I kidding, it'd be 3 strips.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Lurdiak posted:

I kinda want them to just have a strip where Spidey takes his iphone out and shows Rocket what a raccoon is.

Oh who am I kidding, it'd be 3 strips.

Does newspaper Spidey even have an iPhone? I know that one wizard dude did, but hell even 616 Spidey didn't even own a computer until very recently.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

ImpAtom posted:

I really really want to see how Mary Jane Watson Parker would explain being in a car in the middle Nevada (that is where they are, right? Or was it New Mexico) with a space raccoon and Spider-Man.
By quoting Highlander 2.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Yvonmukluk posted:

Does newspaper Spidey even have an iPhone? I know that one wizard dude did, but hell even 616 Spidey didn't even own a computer until very recently.

As a matter of fact he does.



Its the one piece of modern technology he seems to have.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Ikasuhito posted:

As a matter of fact he does.



Its the one piece of modern technology he seems to have.

What the gently caress is his expression on the second panel? It's like took out his phone to occupy himself during a troublesome dump but forgot he wasn't actually on the toilet.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Cabbit posted:

What the gently caress is his expression on the second panel? It's like took out his phone to occupy himself during a troublesome dump but forgot he wasn't actually on the toilet.

The following expression in panel 3 kinda confirms this.

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