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MrWillsauce posted:

i got the flu it's no good. last night i decided to get drunk while i had the flu and that was a real bad idea

Having had the flu and been insanely bored and done that I can acknowledge it's like your body agrees with the flu and makes an alliance with it against your brain

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pogi

Update: I had a wonderful time.

Gato The Elder

hello I'd like to know more about the enormous cat. Where can I find one? does it eat more than a regular sized cat? does it require a larger litter box? is it a good cat?

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
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OMG sriracha pudding! posted:

hello I'd like to know more about the enormous cat. Where can I find one? does it eat more than a regular sized cat? does it require a larger litter box? is it a good cat?

Hi, p. sure it's a maine coon type kitty. You can get them from the maine coon gettin' place. They consume 4-6 salmon or one entire chicken a day. The maine coon type kitty can use a regular toilet, better than a human can. Alignment: chaotic neutral

Mariana Horchata

tonight the moon is a Waning Gibbous...

3D Megadoodoo
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
A vegetarian wok place just opened in the park next to my home but what I really need is some kebab.





The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Mariana Horchata posted:

tonight the moon is a Waning Gibbous...



Emblem of the whining Gibbus

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless
Good morning BYOB. I'm sure you all are enjoying your lazy Sunday where as I have to shuffle off to work. So I'm gonna need a favor, I need you all to be extra lazy to make up for my productiveness

MrWillsauce

my avatar D;

is sean connery really gonna die this year



social vegan



Zyla posted:

like six watermelons in a bag

but enough about my sex life

Piso Mojado

social vegan posted:

but enough about my sex life

:o

slap me silly

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Good morning BYOB. I'm sure you all are enjoying your lazy Sunday where as I have to shuffle off to work. So I'm gonna need a favor, I need you all to be extra lazy to make up for my productiveness

you're good. you all may not realize, but, when i came to byob the extra laziness supply went up like, ten fold. like, social vegan and the watermelons have to work real hard sometimes just to make anything happen around here

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
I'm doin my part

by still bein in bed


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slap me silly
sigh, not me. i am dogsitting, and not the kind of dog that will sleep in apparently

SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

i literally got distracted by a bunch of dicks (there were naked people fighting outside and it was weird enough for me to stare) so what did i miss in the drawering channel time

also: holy poo poo that cat is huge, i wanna pet the fluffy belly handtrap of doom

Did you find out what the disagreement was about

SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

MrWillsauce posted:

my avatar D;

is sean connery really gonna die this year

As long as Cher endures I'll be okay

Rushi

by Smythe
i'm such an old man and go to bed at like 9 and miss all the cool streams what'd you guys make??

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Muttley is SKYNET!!!

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Did you find out what the disagreement was about

I am also oddly curious about this naked contest of strength.


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

death sext


yeah me too! I can't believe I let myself miss that >:|

e: about the stream not about the naked brawl, altho im also into that pm me


Fanky Malloons

Is your social worker inside that horse?

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Good morning BYOB. I'm sure you all are enjoying your lazy Sunday where as I have to shuffle off to work. So I'm gonna need a favor, I need you all to be extra lazy to make up for my productiveness

Came here to complain that I have many things I'm supposed to do today and no desire to do any of them. I'm going to take this as permission to ignore my to-do list and just do whatever all day. Thanks friend!



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Rushi

by Smythe
guys I present you tiniest ghost I ever made

Only registered members can see post attachments!

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slap me silly
:kimchi:

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
a classy ghost

wait that's a poster


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MrWillsauce

oh you didn't miss much just some of the best art and comedy in the world on the internet

MrWillsauce fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Jan 15, 2017



FluffieDuckie

guys i'm just going to put this out there. buying other users joke avs without also sending them av certs is pretty un-byob.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

MrWillsauce

its ok it's a prank



FluffieDuckie

i still wanted to say it


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Fanky Malloons

Is your social worker inside that horse?
I would like to inform BYOB that these are the greatest corn-based snack food in the known universe:



This has been a very fragrant and delicious PSA.



:krad: sig brought to you by the amazing & beautiful vanisher, feat. Helle Woods, artisinally designed by Death Sext !!!

Piso Mojado

FluffieDuckie posted:

guys i'm just going to put this out there. buying other users joke avs without also sending them av certs is pretty un-byob.

whoever did mine i would prefer to just be sent cash fyi

FluffieDuckie

Piso Mojado posted:

whoever did mine i would prefer to just be sent cash fyi

or maybe some nice brownies or something


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

MrWillsauce

hey zyla i have a big cat too. would you like to breed our cats into a new generation of very large cats



Piso Mojado

FluffieDuckie posted:

or maybe some nice brownies or something

well yes, for the emotional trauma

alnilam

Piso Mojado posted:

whoever did mine i would prefer to just be sent cash fyi

As if you aren't already raking in the cash on the back of byob, what with your $5/yr royalties from redbubble

slap me silly

FluffieDuckie posted:

guys i'm just going to put this out there. buying other users joke avs without also sending them av certs is pretty un-byob.

Manifisto


FluffieDuckie posted:

guys i'm just going to put this out there. buying other users joke avs without also sending them av certs is pretty un-byob.

let's get crackin' on those temporary avs!

(not directed at you fluffie, more directed to the powers that be that apparently sometimes read this forum, surprisingly)

FluffieDuckie


-.-


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

joke_explainer


so if the rumors are true, other forums are organizing death squads, hunting down anyone who they can find identify through posts?? pretty disturbing if you ask me

Manifisto



opportunity too hard to pass up


ty nesamdoom!

joke_explainer


Manifisto posted:

opportunity too hard to pass up



very nice. Not regulation size tho

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SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

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