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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
How did this trash fire defense win 13 games?

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



davecrazy posted:

How did this trash fire defense win 13 games?

Most teams were playing from behind against the cowboys so they were forced to be one dimensional.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
Reminder that Dak threw 16 passes while trailing lmao

NFC least

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Reminder that Dak threw 16 passes while trailing lmao

NFC least

Trailing by 9+ points, but your point stands

edit: Dallas just tied up soooooo

Edit2: lmao cowboys

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Jan 16, 2017

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
hahahah

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Jota posted:

hahahah

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Jota posted:

hahahah

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Best division with zero playoff wins

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
NFC North: 2 playoff wins
NFC West: 1 playoff win
NFC South: 1 playoff win
AFC North: 1 playoff win
AFC East: 1 playoff win
AFC South: 1 playoff win
AFC West: pending
NFC East: :laffo:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
The NFC East failed to win a playoff game and thus are the worst division ever! It's back guys! The balance of the universe has been restored!

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
This game was better than the Giants winning the Super Bowl

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Tony Romo would have won. :colbert:

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Chichevache posted:

NFC North: 2 playoff wins
NFC West: 1 playoff win
NFC South: 1 playoff win
AFC North: 1 playoff win
AFC East: 1 playoff win
AFC South: 1 playoff win
AFC West: pending
NFC East: :laffo:

To be fair both were murdered by the Packers.

gently caress the Cowboys and God bless.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPR108kwNo4

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Can't wait for next season's Dak v Romo Superbowl.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

axeil posted:

The NFC East failed to win a playoff game and thus are the worst division ever! It's back guys! The balance of the universe has been restored!

I'm going to continue to stand by the notion that a first round bye is better than winning a wildcard game

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHa4hUTWydw

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

TheChirurgeon posted:

I'm going to continue to stand by the notion that a first round bye is better than winning a wildcard game

Whatever you need to focus on to get through this

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


It's insane we made it as far as we did. Awesome season, looking forward to the next and seeing what happens with Romo

Would be a lot more bummed right now if not for that incredible mid-game comeback

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Jota posted:

Whatever you need to focus on to get through this

Hey it was a good season for us, given that when Romo went down no one thought we'd win 5 games. First round byes are better than worrying about wildcard games and injuries and poo poo. It's not like the Eagles ever made the Super Bowl from the wild card.


Although it's funny that Seahawks fans are already talking about wild card wins as a measure of success. Next year it'll be playoff appearances

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Put up a banner for your first round bye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6hXCxKxrT8&t=269s

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Dak threw for more yards and touchdowns than Romo ever did in the postseason.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Jota posted:

Put up a banner for your first round bye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6hXCxKxrT8&t=269s

Cowboys don't need to do that because unlike Philly they have been able to win SBs in the past.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


That 21 year old Superbowl victory must be pretty satisfying after these years of repeated playoff failures.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

a new study bible! posted:

That 21 year old Superbowl victory must be pretty satisfying after these years of repeated playoff failures.

It brings more comfort than an empty trophy case, yes.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


We did it guys, we forced the rings argument

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Man that thing that happened so long ago that I can't even remember it really makes me feel better about being the best team in the league and choking away another playoff berth.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


a new study bible! posted:

That 21 year old Superbowl victory must be pretty satisfying after these years of repeated playoff failures.

- A loving Eagles fan :lol:

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
When people hate on the process, I'm glad I have the 1967 Sixers championship trophy to calm me down.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

- A loving Eagles fan :lol:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Jota posted:

When people hate on the process, I'm glad I have the 1967 Sixers championship trophy to calm me down.
Don't forget 83!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

shyduck posted:

We did it guys, we forced the rings argument

hell, just a single ring even

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Shinjobi wakes up in the morning and dusts off his Nintendo 64 after Dallas has choked again in the playoffs.

"At least I still have 1996."

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Between the "I was just happy to be here!" talk and asking us to kiss the rings that can legally drink, the response has been as good as expected.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The 64 was always worth it.:colbert:

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
Kiss the 'We beat Vince Lombardi in the postseason' rings

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

a new study bible! posted:

Shinjobi wakes up in the morning and dusts off his Nintendo 64 after Dallas has choked again in the playoffs.

"At least I still have 1996."

a new study bible wakes up in the morning and thinks about what it would be like to have made the playoffs

"Welp, time to post on some forums about how my QB just doesn't have the greatest rookie QB situation of all time"


Jota posted:

Between the "I was just happy to be here!" talk and asking us to kiss the rings that can legally drink, the response has been as good as expected.

I'm just enjoying watching fans of a team that haven't made the playoffs in three years trying to act like losing in the playoffs is somehow worse

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Philly will never win a Superbowl so the rings argument doesn't work. It's like dividing by zero.


So instead I'll just lol at using a 21 year old "kiss the ring" napkin to dry your tears.

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Feb 2, 2009



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A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


TheChirurgeon posted:

a new study bible wakes up in the morning and thinks about what it would be like to have made the playoffs

"Welp, time to post on some forums about how my QB just doesn't have the greatest rookie QB situation of all time"


I'm just enjoying watching fans of a team that haven't made the playoffs in four years trying to act like losing in the playoffs is somehow worse

But I thought Dallas had the greatest rookie QB of all time? Like better than Aaron Rogers and Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger and all the other good QBs still in the playoffs?

:confused:

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TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

a new study bible! posted:

But I thought Dallas had the greatest rookie QB of all time? Like better than Aaron Rogers and Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger and all the other good QBs still in the playoffs?

:confused:

Dak is the best rookie QB of all time, he just doesn't also play defense

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