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The little kids make this gif.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 00:56 |
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So, did he or did he not dance all night?
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 03:59 |
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Grandma accidentally dedicates years of worship to Elrond, Lord of Rivendell.
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 15:36 |
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You won't be laughing when she is the only one allowed into Valinor
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 16:26 |
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Marcade posted:So, did he or did he not dance all night?
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 04:44 |
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Marcade posted:So, did he or did he not dance all night?
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# ? Jan 9, 2017 04:51 |
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http://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/818481557027647493
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 00:18 |
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That is a work of art.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 00:44 |
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Baltimore Sun: Dundalk man charged with attempted murder after barricading self in house over grilled cheese dispute It's what you'd expect. A man was angry when his wife took a bite of his sandwich, so he busted out a gun and fired a shot. His wife went downstairs, so he fired three more. One police standoff later, he surrendered. The kicker? Baltimore Sun posted:Police said Blackwell is not legally allowed to own guns because of prior assault convictions. Fifteen guns, four of them loaded, were found inside the home, police said.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 01:00 |
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But how would a man who wasn't supposed to have guns get guns?! This guy sounds like bad news all around.
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# ? Jan 10, 2017 02:47 |
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Marcade posted:So, did he or did he not dance all night? Holy poo poo, I haven't seen a reference to that in forever.
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# ? Jan 12, 2017 21:59 |
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Explorers find disease-cursed City of the Monkey God and nearly lose their faces to flesh-eating parasite
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 00:22 |
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I can't stop laughing at that shadow. 4th dimensional panthers are loose!
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 01:38 |
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Dienes posted:I can't stop laughing at that shadow. 4th dimensional panthers are loose! Displacer Beast spotted in Watford, adventurers wanted
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 01:46 |
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Not the worst thing you'll find in Watford tbh
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 02:17 |
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Platystemon posted:Explorers find disease-cursed City of the Monkey God and nearly lose their faces to flesh-eating parasite You can't say the disease-cursed ruins didn't deliver.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 06:23 |
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gleebster posted:Baltimore Sun: Dundalk man charged with attempted murder after barricading self in house over grilled cheese dispute Report: Man arrested for assaulting girlfriend with a taco Blount County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a Maryville man after he threatened to burn down his girlfriend's house and assaulted her with a taco, according to a report from the sheriff's office. Steven Erwin Stokes, 47, of Maryville is charged with domestic assault, aggravated domestic assault, failure to appear to in court for a misdemeanor charge and contempt of court, according to the Blount County Sheriff's Office. The report states an argument started Friday afternoon when Stokes learned his 46-year-old girlfriend had a profile on an online dating website. The girlfriend's adult nephew lives with her and returned from work while the couple argued. The report states Stokes "hit her in the face" and "was tearing up the house." ... When the girlfriend picked up the phone, Stokes picked up a taco. He then pressed the taco into his girlfriend's face and pushed her down the hallway, according to BCSO's report. The girlfriend yelled for her nephew to call the police, but Stokes threatened to attack the nephew if he made the call. Instead of calling the police, the nephew called a neighbor. Stokes attacked the nephew, grabbing him by the neck with both hands. Responding officers noticed "severe redness" on the nephew's neck. On the girlfriend, officers saw "remnants of a taco smeared on her face, as well as her black shirt." Officers observed a cake and additional taco remnants on the kitchen floor. http://www.wbir.com/news/crime/bcso-maryville-man-arrested-for-assault-with-taco/385161219
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 08:49 |
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Largest ever shark was doomed by its taste for dwarf whales
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 09:28 |
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Has anyone heard of #Indycamp? Following the referendum on Scottish independence a couple of years ago, an obscure group decided to get together and camp out in front the Scottish parliament building and refused to move until Scotland became independent. The Scottish government has sought to evict them, and they have since been going through the court system. This is a summary of the proceedings earlier in the week, compiled from the Twitter feed of BBC journalist Philip Sim, with some of the more unusual bits and pieces highlighted: quote:Court is in; Lady Dorrian in the chair, with Lords Glennie and Menzies alongside. Mr Keatings, speaking for four campers, asks Lady Dorrian to recuse herself; she refuses. He says the case is proceeding "under duress". Lady Dorrian says today's #IndyCamp hearing is scheduled to last 30 minutes. Ambitious. I've brought a packed lunch.
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# ? Jan 13, 2017 14:11 |
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That made my night. How I love that kind of thing. "Mrs. Battenburg" is lovely, as is the Deuteronomy business.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 02:45 |
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 09:44 |
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Friendship is magically delicious.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 09:49 |
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Apparently the restaurant serve meat from old and dying animals that are of little use for much else, and even rats if you want to try something more post apocalyptic.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 10:01 |
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The MSJ posted:Apparently the restaurant serve meat from old and dying animals that are of little use for much else, and even rats if you want to try something more post apocalyptic. You know what, I'd try rat if it was prepared properly.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 11:07 |
Intoluene posted:You know what, I'd try rat if it was prepared properly. Hell, I'd try anything if it was prepared properly.
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 11:25 |
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Intoluene posted:You know what, I'd try rat if it was prepared properly. Grilled on an overturned chainlink fence and paid for with a Rolex?
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 12:35 |
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 13:59 |
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Intoluene posted:You know what, I'd try rat if it was prepared properly. Well, Demolition Man led me to beli... MOTHERFUCKER!
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# ? Jan 14, 2017 18:31 |
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Is Florida cheating? Whatever. Angry Key West woman really had to pee. Now she is charged with her second felony in a month.
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 01:43 |
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Humerus posted:Is Florida cheating? Whatever. She's basically guaranteed a Presidential pardon.
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 01:44 |
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Intoluene posted:You know what, I'd try rat if it was prepared properly. What, with ketchup? Only, ketchup's extra.
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 01:59 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:The little kids make this gif. I see no evidence this gif was made by a child of any sort.
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 10:53 |
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Man trying to hide arrest, makes arrest go viral http://www.waynetimes.com/news/story-goes-viral-afer-newark-man-scoops-hundreds-times-newspapers-attempt-hide-dwi-arrest/
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:45 |
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Elohssa Gib posted:Man trying to hide arrest, makes arrest go viral Holy hell.... I have a lot of aging to do in 2 years.
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# ? Jan 15, 2017 23:29 |
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Elohssa Gib posted:Man trying to hide arrest, makes arrest go viral I like the comment white-knighting the drunk driver.
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# ? Jan 16, 2017 02:10 |
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RSPCA warns of false alarms after call to catch cuddly toy http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38633548 eek snek
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# ? Jan 16, 2017 11:27 |
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515202/Man-reported-police-Sweden-doing-revenge-fart-woman-denied-sex.html Man is reported to police in Sweden for doing a 'revenge fart' after woman denied him sex
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# ? Jan 16, 2017 18:47 |
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L0cke17 posted:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515202/Man-reported-police-Sweden-doing-revenge-fart-woman-denied-sex.html The linked Swedish article has a followup: http://www.hallandsposten.se/nyheter/laholm/polisen-utreder-inte-stinkande-h%E4mndfis-1.307100 Rough translation: quote:The Laholm police are not going to investigate the smelly fart. (man it's kinda hard to translate between two second languages) E: Corrected cheese(r) typo Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 21:26 on Jan 16, 2017 |
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Powaqoatse posted:The linked Swedish article has a followup: Good thing sex and farts are universal.
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