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It goes without saying pooping at work owns. Get that morning one in and that post-lunch one in too.
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Helldump Immunity posted:How about during? do you mash it through the grate or leave it for someone else to pick up?
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Portapottys are the devil
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Pesticide20 posted:This is crucial information. My morning routine is to poop twice, once before the coffee and once after. Leaves me good until the evening on most days. Do you use toilet paper spun of silk or is your rear end in a top hat a ragged red maw from which smelly little meatballs constantly tumble out? I'd be real mad at my body if I poo poo more than once in a given day. I got things to do.
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Jan 16, 2017 03:39
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Shed a tear for all the hosed up weirdos who refuse to poo poo outside their own home.
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Jan 16, 2017 03:40
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I try my best to poop on company time. I'm in the loving building, dickbags. Pay me.
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Hot Karl Marx posted:Portapottys are the devil A stinky, lovely devil.
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Victor Vermis posted:Do you use toilet paper spun of silk or is your rear end in a top hat a ragged red maw from which smelly little meatballs constantly tumble out? I've recently started snacking on raw broccoli, so my poo poo comes out fairly clean. Combine that with wet wipes and my butthole is still nice and fresh instead of ragged and raw.
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Hot Karl Marx posted:Portapottys are the devil I dunno, they're a private little spot you can duck off into where people won't bother you. I guess it all depends on context.
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Jan 16, 2017 04:35
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Buca di Bepis posted:Shed a tear for all the hosed up weirdos who refuse to poo poo outside their own home. MSgt in my shop is retiring this month, after 21 years in. Somehow the "I only poo poo on company time" discussion came up at work, and it turns out he times it so he never ever poops at work. He needs to be in his own bathroom at home. I tried to hide my horror and contempt. So much respect lost in an instant.
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Jan 16, 2017 04:43
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Mr. Nice! posted:do you mash it through the grate or leave it for someone else to pick up? That's what TCNs are for 
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Jan 16, 2017 04:47
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This new XX album is pretty incredible. Thinking of taking the 12 hour drive (or flight) to see them on their US tour, considering they're not coming to Denver.
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Kawasaki Nun posted:I dunno, they're a private little spot you can duck off into where people won't bother you. I guess it all depends on context. I had to work near them all loving summer in like 40C weather and the most disgusting smell came out of them. Like i would be sitting on my machine ~100' away and I could still smell the pure hate my my co-workers were making GBS threads out
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Kawasaki Nun posted:This new XX album is pretty incredible. Thinking of taking the 12 hour drive (or flight) to see them on their US tour, considering they're not coming to Denver. Yea I'm enjoying the new stuff a lot. They're playing Chicago on May 1st. I got in on the fan pre-sale. Looking forward to seeing how high those tickets climb on Stubhub.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Yea I'm enjoying the new stuff a lot. They're playing Chicago on May 1st. I got in on the fan pre-sale. Looking forward to seeing how high those tickets climb on Stubhub. They're hitting the entire mid-west and avoiding the desert that is the eastern face of the rockies. People around here seemingly love poo poo music. Lips is gonna be a hit fosho.
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Jan 16, 2017 05:45
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Got a ganglion cyst on my wrist. poo poo sucks y'all
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6iD0Wo5J9Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eHBLHVHjWg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuUlJlxcQ2Q
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Deathy McDeath posted:Got a ganglion cyst on my wrist. poo poo sucks y'all Pop it with a book. Film it.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Pop it with a book. Film it.  or... you know go to a doctor
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Hot Karl Marx posted:I had to work near them all loving summer in like 40C weather and the most disgusting smell came out of them. Like i would be sitting on my machine ~100' away and I could still smell the pure hate my my co-workers were making GBS threads out Nothing smells worse than the sanitary tanks on a 20+ year old submarine.
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Mad Dragon posted:Nothing smells worse than the sanitary tanks on a 20+ year old submarine. Some funnel elbows in lower level were pretty loving funky...
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Mr. Nice! posted:do you mash it through the grate or leave it for someone else to pick up? Waffle stomp, duh. holocaust bloopers posted:Pop it with a book. Film it. Needle aspiration is hard enough to gently caress up that it's usually worth the coin toss of recurrence with that particular treatment.
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Jan 16, 2017 09:11
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Zeris posted:WHEN DO YOU POOP New thread title, please.
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Lazy Reservist posted:New thread title, please. god speed gently caress tortoise is better imo. Change the CE thread to WHEN DO YOU POOP
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Deathy McDeath posted:Got a ganglion cyst on my wrist. poo poo sucks y'all I'm sorry you have a ganglion cyst I'm sorry you have it on your wrist I ponder challenges while you twist Back-n-forth-a-cock: a semen mist Projected forth, her face is blessed With a billion baby Deathies. This is how you treat your guests? Alright alright, who's next on the list?
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re: ganglion cyst. I had one about 15 years ago, went to the doc because I was like woah, fuckin' cancer tumor or something. I asked if there was anything he could do about it, as it was a bit uncomfortable, not a real problem like some. He was a crusty old bastard and said "well, we can do this right now" and thumps down a massive book on his desk. Being young-ish and dumb I slapped my hand down on the table and said "lets do this". He said I was the first idiot to ever take the book option, but instead he hit it with... I dunno, I'd call it a surgical hammer? It hurt, was pretty unpleasant but after a week or so everything was fine. Also gave me some vicodin, which was my first taste of heavy pain killers so that was pretty legit. So there's my ganglion cyst story, enjoy.
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Thought I had one on my neck last year that turned out to be a benign tumor. One surgeon referral and outpatient procedure later that marble sized hunk of flesh was out of my neck.
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I thought you guys were joking about popping ganglion cysts, so I googled it. I...I should not have done that.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I thought you guys were joking about popping ganglion cysts, so I googled it. One step closer to being a true American
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that isnt gross at all. i was expecting dr pimple popper levels of gore.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I thought you guys were joking about popping ganglion cysts, so I googled it. When I was a medical admin dude, a flight doc would let me sit in outpatient procedures. The last one was a Marine with a 3 inch abscess on his shin. The doc lanced it and the wound burst open with so much force that a long string of pus shot up a foot or two in the air. I had to leave the room.
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holocaust bloopers posted:When I was a medical admin dude, a flight doc would let me sit in outpatient procedures. The last one was a Marine with a 3 inch abscess on his shin. The doc lanced it and the wound burst open with so much force that a long string of pus shot up a foot or two in the air. I had to leave the room. brown recluse bite?
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Plain old infected wound.
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For goons there is always the question, How far will you go for a joke? Well... at least this far for me:
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Guy I know tried that, said he got the worst hangover of his life.
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What the gently caress is that
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Zeris posted:What the gently caress is that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-bmE69ZE_Y
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:that isnt gross at all. i was expecting dr pimple popper levels of gore. Dr. Sandra Lee is a national treasure.
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