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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Baka-nin posted:

I first encountered Alex Jones on a cable documentary series on conspiracies. Alex Jones was on the one about that weird meeting place with an owl statue. He claimed that by exposing this secret cabal to the world he was confronted by two men in robes armed with daggers. Apparently Alex managed to fight them off bare handed, without getting a single scar or needing a hospital visit.

I wrote the guy off as a fantasist or con artist and forgot about him until I saw Scanner Darkly. He's the big loud mouth yelling incoherently in a megaphone before he gets tazed by the cops. The guy is very obviously a charlatan and that was before I knew about his media empire and merchandising arm.

Isn't he also the Brotherman Bill guy?

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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

SteelMentor posted:

I absolutely love that story. What Jones leaves out is that he was there with another conspiracy theorist guy. But whereas Jones tried to sneak into the Grove, got lost and eventually got his sorry rear end dragged out by security, the other guy walked in the front door and ended up getting drunk and partying with the attending million/billionaires.

As much as a bellowing dipshit Jones is, the scary thing is just how much influence he's building. Jones clearly doesn't believe in his own bullshit, the extent of how hard he pushes his bullshit survival supplies and dick pills is testament to that, but people do and included in those people may be the goddamn President elect.
I think Jones went there with the journalist Jon Ronson, who ended up writing about it in his (excellent) book Them. IIRC, the way Ronson told it, they walked in the front door together pretending to be tech billionaires and stuck together for most of the night.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

I think Jones went there with the journalist Jon Ronson, who ended up writing about it in his (excellent) book Them. IIRC, the way Ronson told it, they walked in the front door together pretending to be tech billionaires and stuck together for most of the night.

Nah what happened is a lot funnier. They both got to the general area together, and then parted ways.

Ronson had some fancy but not too fancy clothes on and just kinda sauntered in one of the main entrances acting like he belonged there, with the only check being a pat down to make sure he didn't have any weapons on him. If anyone had asked him who he was he had planned to just say his name and that he was a journalist. But that never came up, as he just looked like any other probably rich dude. He got to attend a few events and then just left without issue.

Alex Jones went off into the bushes and poo poo and snuck in and kept to cover and watched over people. He never actually got to attend the events.

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.
This is my favorite Alex Jones story

quote:

So Alex Jones and the little scrappy guy ended up in the parking lot, Sotelo said, with Jones telling the scrappy guy he had a right to shoot him. “And the guy just plants his foot and says, ‘Well, then, shoot me.’ Then he throws a roundhouse punch and pops Alex in the side of the face, as hard as any man could hit another.”

Sotelo says Jones was no match for this kid, who kept circling Jones and using his face as a piñata. Seeing that Alex was in deep doo-doo, Sotelo tried to help with advice from the sidelines.

“I’d say, ‘Alex, run away,’ and like in a movie, he looks over at me and he gets popped in the face again.” Meanwhile, Sotelo and others in the parking lot were chuckling at this circus. Jones, of course, didn’t see the humor in this pounding and accused Sotelo of siding with the die die die guy and his pals.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I heard that Alex Jones believes that ultimately Satan is behind everything, but he's actually an alien in cahoots with Rothschild's and other Jewish sounding names.

Punching Alex Jones cannot be a crime can he?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Jones certainly did get his rear end kicked at Austin cable access back in the day, a friend of mine was there and has told the story many times. Everyone at the station hated Jones, he was a massive pain in the rear end, as anyone reading this thread could imagine, and they eventually kicked him out. That's how he ended up on radio and eventually the internet.

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

SteelMentor posted:

The ultimate irony in all this recent wave of nonsense is that we have an actual, massive conspiracy with dangerous ramifications in the form of the Russian Hackings just sitting there in the open, but these nuts will happily pretend it never happened because it helped them in the short-term.

Funny you should say that!

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.
A populist says some poo poo and the whole press bangwagon jumps on it and helps to spread it even further.. It can be frustrating sometimes.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Helen Highwater posted:

Funny you should say that!



Oh good he's admitti...

wait

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Helen Highwater posted:

Funny you should say that!



:geno:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Speaking of Alex Jones, after the Pizzagate shooter, Alex Jones is trying to scrub all this references to Pizza Gate because before the guy set off on his shooting he shared a bunch of Jones's stuff on it.

https://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/12/13/alex-jones-scrubs-pizzagate-content-complaint-reveals-new-tie-connecting-shooter-jones/214809

God drat, the Comet Ping Pong should sue the rear end off Jones for what he's done. Seriously, why can't people who are singled out by Jones and other :tinfoil: agitators take legal action? If it's a general, blanket statement about an organization, it would be hard, but if you're say Joe Brown of Tacoma is running a child sex ring and an elder of zion, shouldn't that be grounds to take legal action? Or do we live in a world where facts don't matter so much that saying complete bullshit that actively harms other people is perfectly okay.

AVeryLargeRadish
Aug 19, 2011

I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

twistedmentat posted:

Speaking of Alex Jones, after the Pizzagate shooter, Alex Jones is trying to scrub all this references to Pizza Gate because before the guy set off on his shooting he shared a bunch of Jones's stuff on it.

https://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/12/13/alex-jones-scrubs-pizzagate-content-complaint-reveals-new-tie-connecting-shooter-jones/214809

God drat, the Comet Ping Pong should sue the rear end off Jones for what he's done. Seriously, why can't people who are singled out by Jones and other :tinfoil: agitators take legal action? If it's a general, blanket statement about an organization, it would be hard, but if you're say Joe Brown of Tacoma is running a child sex ring and an elder of zion, shouldn't that be grounds to take legal action? Or do we live in a world where facts don't matter so much that saying complete bullshit that actively harms other people is perfectly okay.

Libel suits are nearly impossible to win in the US. Though this is one of those cases where it might be possible, still, it would be dragged out in court for years.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
We can never know what the shooter felt in his heart of hearts. Maybe he liked Jones, maybe he didn't. But did you know the shooter's parents both registered Democrat? Makes you think.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

The latest conspiracy to do the rounds on facebook about how it wasn't the Russians who were performing cyberattacks but in fact Obama via the department of homeland security has struck me by both how utterly ridiculous the theory is requiring you to have to take a dozen different leaps of faith to believe it and also how incredibly sickeningly slick this fake news stuff is now presented as to appears like an actual news cast.

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

Anyone else think Jones is getting some cash from the Russians? Like I'm sure selling scam supplements is lucrative and everything, but his level of production values and staffing isn't cheap. Particularly if he wants to line his pockets with most of the profits.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I saw something about how Trump has been told about the Aliens among us and is totally cool with it, but I cannot believe Trump for a second could resist being THE guy who confirmed aliens have visited earth.

Secret Agent X23
May 11, 2005

Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore.

twistedmentat posted:

I saw something about how Trump has been told about the Aliens among us and is totally cool with it, but I cannot believe Trump for a second could resist being THE guy who confirmed aliens have visited earth.

Give him time. If he has something like that on his mind, that Twitter account is undoubtedly staring him in the face like a jolly, candy-like button.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

twistedmentat posted:

I saw something about how Trump has been told about the Aliens among us and is totally cool with it, but I cannot believe Trump for a second could resist being THE guy who confirmed aliens have visited earth.

What if he is the aliens?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

GreyjoyBastard posted:

What if he is the aliens?

I mean, that would explain a lot about Trump, I could believe he's one of the farting aliens from Doctor Who.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Just a few days until I get to spend a week with my Alex Jones loving brother in law! Can't wait to hear about why every conspiracy theory is true except for Russian interference with the election which is absurd, unlike the government putting chemicals in juice boxes to turn people gay as population control.

Last time I talked to him he told me I should really watch this great documentary called Loose Change.

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

Well here's something I didn't think I'd see,



What's even more surprising is that aside from a couple of loony comments, most of the comments on his facebook page are by communists taking the piss out of him.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Unless it's changed recently, you don't need an account to post comments on info wars. You can post all day as a guest. Who's really fronting the false flags I guess is what I'm saying.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Comrayn posted:

unlike the government putting chemicals in juice boxes to turn people gay as population control.

Please tell me this is a real "theory"!

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Obama turned my frog gay with chemicals

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.
"Government is poisoning our kids and makin' them gay to control the population" sounds downright tame and simplistic compared to some of the deep crazy poo poo out there.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

504 posted:

Please tell me this is a real "theory"!

do you even have to loving ask

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I wonder what happens if you put gay juicebox believers in a room with big pharma conspiracy theorists and war on christianity types and ask them to sort out why the pharmaceutical corporations don't sell the gay chemical vaccines to the pray the gay away centers.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

OwlFancier posted:

I wonder what happens if you put gay juicebox believers in a room with big pharma conspiracy theorists and war on christianity types and ask them to sort out why the pharmaceutical corporations don't sell the gay chemical vaccines to the pray the gay away centers.

You do know that there have been actual studies on this, right?

What happens is: they all agree. Belief in on CT predisposes one to belief in another CT, even if that CT is contradictory to the pre-existing CT.

It's a wild weird world.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Sigh..

I don't get it, I love juice drink it every day. I've got lots of kids. Am I doing it wrong?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I just want to see that cage match is all.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

504 posted:

Please tell me this is a real "theory"!

It was my go to "you can't seriously believe this guy" example when my brother in law first mentioned Alex Jones. Motherfucker didn't even blink.

And yes when you put a bunch of people who all believe in different conspiracy theories together the result is a bunch of people who believe in all the conspiracy theories. It doesn't seem to matter how much they contradict each other but well I guess we aren't exactly starting from a strong logical foundation so why should it.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Shbobdb posted:

You do know that there have been actual studies on this, right?

What happens is: they all agree. Belief in on CT predisposes one to belief in another CT, even if that CT is contradictory to the pre-existing CT.

It's a wild weird world.

I love this fact, and also the fact that you can explain to a CT person directly that they have professed two completely contradictory beliefs and they just don't register it at all

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

QuarkJets posted:

I love this fact, and also the fact that you can explain to a CT person directly that they have professed two completely contradictory beliefs and they just don't register it at all
I had this happen at a Skeptics in the Pub talk on conspiracy theories. After the show I got into it with a guy who thinks the CIA shot down MH17 over Ukraine. According to him there were two pieces of evidence that prove it was a classic CIA operation - the jet was diverted from its original flight path so it would go through a war zone, and after it was hit by the missile, someone said over the radio "poo poo, that wasn't Putin's plane! we shot down the wrong one!" I repeatedly tried to point out that these are not compatible at all, it couldn't have been shot down both on purpose and by accident, and he wouldn't acknowledge the contradiction at all, just kept deflecting. "No, dude, haven't you heard of Operation Ajax? And let me tell you about the Gulf of Tonkin. Not many people know this, but..."

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Skeptics groups are often loving full of people like that. Conspiracy theory believing libertarians nerds with MRA tendencies. For them being a "skeptic" is just another way of feeling superior to the misguided sheeple who believe in stupid stuff like god or "what the government and media say" or this whole lie of feminism.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I was a member of the Australian Skeptics for nearly 20 years but things took a really unfun turn to the right and it stopped being a useful resource run by scientists, medical professionals and well educated, interesting lay people and turned into an echo chamber for horrible people who couldn't tell the difference between a convincing argument based on evidence and being an arrogant piece of poo poo with their head up their arse.

There was a running argument in their journal for years one how cigarettes don't cause cancer and the publishers allowed it because the people arguing that stupidity were their friends and they actively quashed counterarguments not only by MDs but even some goddamn actual epidemiologists with decades of experience in the field.

I hope things have gotten better, because drat, that was embarrassing. Wanted to show a friend who was worried about vaccinating her kids an issue with an article by a retired nurse who had spent her life in the third world vaccinating children, but I couldn't because the article right after it was smug self congratulating bullshit about "correlation does not imply causation" wrt cigarettes.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
So I just got a spam email at work from "conspiracy gate" about Ft Lauderdale police, anonymous, the FBI,etc. (I work for a government agency so that's sort of common)

Well, I decided to use a burner email to ask the guy more info. Who wants to read his email back to me?

Its me all of it. The FBI has recently shut my FACEBOOK page down because I have followers and several Anons around the world helping me. Im involved in a massive cover up due to being targeted. That video and others on my Conspiracy Gate Youtube were all made by me. I wrote them all I dont know who made them for me. 

People that made the real first Anonymous videos did all I do is send them photos and write them up. Need your help! Expose that video. I have helped many and they targeted me..


Sincerely

Scott Goodyear 



I don't know what any of this means.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
He's still emailing me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koet-Oss5jA

No record of any kind at age of 35 this explains alot.. Watch it! Held me in jail on a cover up for 2 years because a crazy chicks mother paid off a judge stole all my money... So last year they hacked me.. Expose that NAACP video.. The Feds will roll in I need your help man.. 

Scott

Raxivace
Sep 9, 2014

Gorilla Salad posted:

"correlation does not imply causation"
I've always felt this is one of those sayings that should be changed slightly, perhaps to something more like "correlation does not always imply causation".

Taken as a more absolute statement it confuses me because if correlation does not imply (As opposed to outright prove) causation, then what the hell else does?

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

Raxivace posted:

I've always felt this is one of those sayings that should be changed slightly, perhaps to something more like "correlation does not always imply causation".

Taken as a more absolute statement it confuses me because if correlation does not imply (As opposed to outright prove) causation, then what the hell else does?

Because there needs to be additional evidence that links the correlated events to the caused event. People are really good at spotting patterns. So good in fact that we spot patterns even when they don't exist. It used to be a survival trait, the guy who was good at figuring out if the big shadow at the back of the cave was actually bear-shaped or if the moving lines in the grass were actually a tiger was less likely to get eaten. These days though it mostly manifests as a propensity to see Jesus in poptarts and evidence of massive conspiracies from lines in the sky.

If you see a correlation then that's a data point, it's not proof.

Spurious correlations.

Helen Highwater fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Jan 19, 2017

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Raxivace posted:

I've always felt this is one of those sayings that should be changed slightly, perhaps to something more like "correlation does not always imply causation".

Taken as a more absolute statement it confuses me because if correlation does not imply (As opposed to outright prove) causation, then what the hell else does?

Causation implies causation and nothing more without evidence. The point of the statement is that you need to actually find proof that A leads to B because it's very easy for A and B to change with almost disturbing similarity without actually having any connection. There's a whole list of graphs here.









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