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ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

iospace posted:

For those of us not familiar with Johnny Rah, what's his story?

He's an unrepentant shitlord who has successfully alienated pretty much every single squad he's become a member of

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stale meme dot png
May 5, 2015
College Slice
and he's blacklisted now so that's that

Keegers
Aug 11, 2014



Did a quick google search of johnny Rah and found this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bravenewbies/comments/36aww3/motion_to_ban_johnny_rah_from_all_fleets/

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


stale meme dot png posted:

and he's blacklisted now so that's that

He's not blacklisted, or at least isn't yet.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Salisbury Snape posted:

He's not blacklisted, or at least isn't yet.

haha made u drop a fort

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Dalael posted:

Is this stupid avatar your doing Zephyrine? If so you are really proving how retarded you are. If not, you're still a loving judgemental idiot who makes stupid assertions with absolutely no validity.

lmfao

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

hahahahaha

stale meme dot png
May 5, 2015
College Slice
I have a long "career", but I've never managed to piss off brave newbies enough for them to go to reddit about it. That's pretty loving funny.

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010
I remember Suas always yelling at him for doing something wrong or talking when he shouldn't in mumble when I was in whatever squad most of BoS was in down in delve.

quote:

Has he started reporting intel to the FC that's entire regions away yet? Because I've always felt that was super useful.

This would also happen a lot.

gwrtheyrn
Oct 21, 2010

AYYYE DEEEEE DUBBALYOO DA-NYAAAAAH!

Holyshoot posted:

I remember Suas always yelling at him for doing something wrong or talking when he shouldn't in mumble when I was in whatever squad most of BoS was in down in delve.

SV, although substitute suas for any fleet/squad leadership and that's a summary of johnny rah's tenure everywhere

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010
I think I remember one time we all left in a megathrone doctrine and johnny was begging to bring a macherial or some ship that was stupid expensive and not needed. Suas told him not to and he brought it anyways. He then got separated from us somehow(because his ship was slower probably) and I think we just left him and kept on going till we welped. I could be remembering the the latter half of that wrong but I'm pretty sure the first part is correct.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
Who was the guy who JohnnyRah'd it up before JohnnyRah, he was famous for having a tractor on his carrier during a cap battle or something like that

xylo
Feb 21, 2007
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Klyith posted:

Who was the guy who JohnnyRah'd it up before JohnnyRah, he was famous for having a tractor on his carrier during a cap battle or something like that

Appleboy

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

gwrtheyrn posted:

SV, although substitute suas for any fleet/squad leadership and that's a summary of johnny rah's tenure everywhere

Johnny Rah's last hurrah in topgoon was when I dragged him into a mumble channel and told him the next time any leader heard his name for any reason, positive or negative we were going to kick his rear end out because at any given moment we had 2-3 jabber windows flashing full of complaints. So this was his last chance. Just lay low and do what your told. Less than six hours later he was kicked by Kincaid because he played his know it all card mid fleet again.

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

xylo posted:

Appleboy

Or Daggoth Ur.

Landsknecht
Oct 27, 2009
I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb
i found a good article about the culture of PL: https://aeon.co/ideas/people-are-intensely-loyal-to-groups-which-haze-newcomers-why

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Rhymenoserous posted:

Johnny Rah's last hurrah in topgoon was when I dragged him into a mumble channel and told him the next time any leader heard his name for any reason, positive or negative we were going to kick his rear end out because at any given moment we had 2-3 jabber windows flashing full of complaints. So this was his last chance. Just lay low and do what your told. Less than six hours later he was kicked by Kincaid because he played his know it all card mid fleet again.

So what exactly did he do this time around?

Sair
May 11, 2007

Hello, I've decided to try this game and would like to join the Chill Mining Friends.

stale meme dot png
May 5, 2015
College Slice
worse still is all the goons still whining on some why-can't-I-bring-my-drake level poo poo. I'm done with mainfleet.

somnolence
Sep 29, 2011

Because shoving a broomstick in someone's rear end is some twisted form of intense fraternal love.

Keegers
Aug 11, 2014



iospace posted:

So what exactly did he do this time around?

Combat loot I believe

Landsknecht
Oct 27, 2009
I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb

stale meme dot png posted:

worse still is all the goons still whining on some why-can't-I-bring-my-drake level poo poo. I'm done with mainfleet.

some of our guys just bring a boosher to every fleet (aka doomchinchilla and his storks), and are very much beloved for it

stale meme dot png
May 5, 2015
College Slice

Landsknecht posted:

some of our guys just bring a boosher to every fleet (aka doomchinchilla and his storks), and are very much beloved for it

yeah well the guy last night who brought a t3d to our fleet decided to be way too close to the loving fortizar and died like a retard. I said in fleet chat "alas he flew too close to the sun, rest in peace Idiot Icarus"

apseudonym
Feb 25, 2011

Rhymenoserous posted:

Or Daggoth Ur.

Dealing Daggoth Ur in topgoon (I think? Might have been blops stuff) was so loving painful that I still remember his name after years.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

stale meme dot png posted:

worse still is all the goons still whining on some why-can't-I-bring-my-drake level poo poo. I'm done with mainfleet.

Main fleet is so much better when you go in the no chatter and don't pay attention to what's going on.
Just mash F1 at who the FC tells you to, wait 5 min for your guns to cycle and then repeat.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Holyshoot posted:

I remember Suas always yelling at him for doing something wrong or talking when he shouldn't in mumble when I was in whatever squad most of BoS was in down in delve.


This would also happen a lot.

I remember Suas poaching Johnny Rah from Iberians. (the dudes who camped PF- in Syndicate constantly) and then acting like it was some sort of victory, man Suas got played hard as gently caress there.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Jan 17, 2017

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

no bones about it posted:

I remember Suas poaching Johnny Rah from Iberians. (the dudes who camped PF- in Syndicate constantly) and then acting like it was some sort of victory, man Suas got played hard as gently caress there.

I remember when, shortly after the crimewatch release, those idiots paid about 75m per head to try to gank a brutix fleet that (I think) I was running.

Fleetwarp to station. Undock in shuttles. Warp to the sun and get the shuttle blown up thus fulfilling the killright. The dude that dropped the ~1.5b to kill us got so mad he reported us to the GMs for "hacking".




I guess the moral of this story is that there's a little Johnny Rah in all of us thanks and god bless




E: By "those idiots" I mean Iberians, not SUAS/BOS.

Marxalot fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Jan 17, 2017

vulvamancer
Oct 2, 2006

Yes! It all makes sense! We may be freaks, but we're freaks with teeth, and claws, and magic wands! And together, we can stand up to Farquaad!

Interesting article, honestly I feel more bonded to the people who tickled my prostate with a chili pepper in college than just about anyone else in my life so it makes sense.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?
That was a good read, though their 2015 example of West Point feeds off the media interpretation of the event.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

anyone that accepts johnny rah into their corp should be blacklisted for goon loving IMO

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Reverand maynard posted:

anyone that accepts johnny rah into their corp should be blacklisted for goon loving IMO

Hes been in thunderwaffe for quite a while so :shrug:

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

no bones about it posted:

Hes been in thunderwaffe for quite a while so :shrug:

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1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

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L0cke17
Nov 29, 2013

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

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1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

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NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007



The article posted:

The answer proposed by Aldo is that by dramatically increasing the costs of associating with the group, weak would-be members are kept out.

Nice try, this article is actually explaining why the quality of posting on SA is so high.

NtotheTC fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Jan 17, 2017

WhoNeedsAName
Nov 30, 2013

Marxalot posted:

E: By "those idiots" I mean Iberians, not SUAS/BOS.

It could also apply to them.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

[09:36:24] Daggoth Ur > i love ketchup on steak, its amazing

The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer
I went to a bomberwaffe fleet about a month ago (this was stratop, not one of boat's "fun" fleets), and Johnny Rah brought an Astero to a bomber fleet.

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FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

DaShmoo posted:

I just kicked Johnny Rah from -rep a second time. There will not be a third. I requested a blacklist for him in GSF. Tired of the drama.

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