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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pennywise the Frown posted:

One thing I absolutely love is the extreme weather (not winter). Seeing a supercell coming is like watching a nuclear bomb. Terrifying, but beautiful. Although when the sirens go off, I feel like I'm in a Silent Hill movie or something.

Torrential rain, wind blowing the trees violently..... then everything stops. No rain or wind..... silence. Then the sirens start. Very eerie.



Christ I didn't know you saw them like that

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armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Extra Large Marge posted:

Um excuse me, those are now flower pots!

For literal turd-blossoms.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Jose posted:

Christ I didn't know you saw them like that

Well, until a tornado drops and kills people. Then it's bad. Very not good and very bad instead.

buuuuuttttt...... I still find non-murdering tornadoes beautiful.

Well ok, this one is beautiful.





This one, uh......... well they can get terrifying when they are a loving F5 that is a 2.6 mile wide of literal hell on earth. I guess that's kind of like... really really bad.




:ohdear:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



There could be a whole thread about Walmart crime.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Cartoon Man posted:

There could be a whole thread about Walmart crime.

That's true. A lot of Walmarts have full-time cops that hang around there.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Extra Large Marge posted:

Another good test to see if you're in a rural area is if you can fire a gun without anyone ASKING ANY FREAKING QUESTIONS

this is actually the only real test you need

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co7UAE_DQtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nstVF2mLnCU

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003













Concurred
Apr 23, 2003

My team got swept out of the playoffs, and all I got was this avatar and red text


I stopped here today on my way home to Chicago

naem
May 29, 2011

Infidel Castro posted:

Delivery hours are a metric of college towns, not rural areas.

College towns are fun because sometimes the town continues to exist because of the students and faculty who live there, the old retirees who own homes affordably (earning a living renting them out), and the hospital that gets to pioneer new heart surgeries on those old people as they collapse

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

naem posted:

College towns are fun because sometimes the town continues to exist because of the students and faculty who live there, the old retirees who own homes affordably (earning a living renting them out), and the hospital that gets to pioneer new heart surgeries on those old people as they collapse

And the young families bringing up their kids their high school.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Southern accents. :frogout:


In the midwest, they'd be far too fat fight and the mobile carts would be 100% necessary.

Probably too polite to fight as well. Unless they are both reaching for the last bottle of ranch dressing. Then the tumbleweeds roll through.... the eyes squint.....

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness
I tried to get pizza delivered once as a teenager. Nobody delivered that far :smith:. I drove and met them half way like a sucker...


One of the good things about growing up on the rural Midwest was how frequent the snow days were! My bus came at 5:45am, though, so I usually didn't find out until I'd been freezing my rear end off for 30+ minutes.



Can't say I miss it much

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Southern accents. :frogout:


In the midwest, they'd be far too fat fight and the mobile carts would be 100% necessary.

Probably too polite to fight as well. Unless they are both reaching for the last bottle of ranch dressing. Then the tumbleweeds roll through.... the eyes squint.....

That's just how we talk in Indiana. It happened in Beech Grove, an excluded city in Indianapolis

Dingleberry Jones
Jun 2, 2008
If I'm posting a new thread, it means there is a thread already posted and I failed at using the forum search correctly

Any pork in a storm

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Queen Gnome posted:

One of the good things about growing up on the rural Midwest was how frequent the snow days were! My bus came at 5:45am, though, so I usually didn't find out until I'd been freezing my rear end off for 30+ minutes.

:smith::respek::smith: early bus buddy. I got picked up around 6am and the route was about an hour.

Snow days were the best though. No school, put on snow pants, make snowmen and snow angles all day in the sunlight (while it lasted). Although we've had days canceled because of the cold as well. There was a rule that I can't remember. Something like -15F with windchill or something. Or if there was just too much ice.

Oh but we don't leave summers out in the midwest. They'd also cancel school if the AC broke and it was 95F+ or so. Those days weren't fun though since it's more complicated to run around outside with your friends. Yeah, 95F isn't bad..... unless it's sunny and 100% humidity. Then you go outside and you have to put effort into breathing because the air is so heavy. That wasn't fun.

edit: I remember when I moved to Seattle for a while that when it was hot out I could stand under a tree and the shade actually made it cooler. By a lot. I was in awe.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jan 16, 2017

Father O'Blivion
Jul 2, 2004
Get up on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo

BgRdMchne posted:

That's just how we talk in Indiana. It happened in Beech Grove, an excluded city in Indianapolis

Indiana was a major terminus of the Dixie & Jackson Highways prior to the federal interstate system. Its common to encounter confederate flags and the associated speech patterns associated with it throughout Indiana to this day. Not to mention the fact that the KKK was rampant in Indiana in the 1920s.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice






gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

glowing-fish posted:

But here, this is another picture of some little town somewhere in the midwest, I forgot which one:



If you would just take a pencil and lightly write a description on the backs of your snapshots, you'd no longer have this problem.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

gleebster posted:

If you would just take a pencil and lightly write a description on the backs of your snapshots, you'd no longer have this problem.

I was hoping that someone here would be able to guess for me, though!

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d899EpJSTzg&t=36

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

glowing-fish posted:

I was hoping that someone here would be able to guess for me, though!

that picture is from nyc why are you posting in this thread

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Soon St Louis will have its own tech bro invasion:
http://www.stltoday.com/business/lo...23484677d1.html

The big question is will be possible to commute to your startup job with a solo wheel even in wonderful midwest weather?

Stanos
Sep 22, 2009

The best 57 in hockey.

Infidel Castro posted:

Family Video was clutch in college since they still rented porn back then. Dunno if they still do.

Absolutely. poo poo, it's probably how they make most of their money still.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Stanos posted:

Absolutely. poo poo, it's probably how they make most of their money still.

The name of the store still works too, since incest porn is a hot ticket right now!

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Earwicker posted:

that picture is from nyc why are you posting in this thread

Correct, Fulton Plaza in Brooklyn!

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

glowing-fish posted:

But here, this is another picture of some little town somewhere in the midwest, I forgot which one:



Confirmed: Not Des Moines, thus is poo poo city because of that fact. You're welcome.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Stanos posted:

Absolutely. poo poo, it's probably how they make most of their money still.

Seriously? So you have to shame walk up to the counter on some second rate porn to a teen worker making min. Lmao is it on VHS? Who does this in the age of internet of things? I can jack at my loving fridge now.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Jastiger posted:

Confirmed: Not Des Moines, thus is poo poo city because of that fact. You're welcome.

Tell me more about Des Moines, please.

Steak
Dec 9, 2005

Pillbug

glowing-fish posted:

Apparently from what I can tell, Weyuawega is an hour from Green Bay and a little closer to Oshkosh. So yes, that is rural, because most people can't access urban services easily, and the urban areas nearby are relatively small. And the city itself is small enough that the people in the community probably know each other well, like it hasn't been big-boxified.

But there is a gigantic difference between living an hour from Green Bay and living a half hour from Toledo. There is a difference between living in a town where everyone eats at the local diner and living in a place where you drive to a freeway exit to eat at a chain restaurant. There are rural areas in some parts of the "Mid-West", but when people talk about Wal-Mart culture, that is not rural culture, that is suburban/exurban culture.

Weyauwega is on HWY 10 which connects directly to an interstate that runs north-south through the Green Bay/De Pere/Grand Chute/Appleton/Neenah-Menasha/Oshkosh/Fond Du Lac and Milwaukee metro areas of Wisconsin. Green Bay and Appleton both have regional airports which connect to Minneapolis or Chicago. Oshkosh has a Greyhound station. There are inter-city bus loops and taxi services. There are no passenger trains that run through the area but there is an Amtrack station about an hour and a half from Oshkosh in Columbus.

Weyauwega is rural as gently caress. People in a town of 2,000 don't all know one and other. I've met people who came to UW-Oshkosh thinking this was a "Big City" because their graduating high school class was less than 50 people. You're being autistic. Stop posting.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Steak posted:

Weyauwega is on HWY 10 which connects directly to an interstate that runs north-south through the Green Bay/De Pere/Grand Chute/Appleton/Neenah-Menasha/Oshkosh/Fond Du Lac and Milwaukee metro areas of Wisconsin. Green Bay and Appleton both have regional airports which connect to Minneapolis or Chicago. Oshkosh has a Greyhound station. There are inter-city bus loops and taxi services. There are no passenger trains that run through the area but there is an Amtrack station about an hour and a half from Oshkosh in Columbus.

Weyauwega is rural as gently caress. People in a town of 2,000 don't all know one and other. I've met people who came to UW-Oshkosh thinking this was a "Big City" because their graduating high school class was less than 50 people. You're being autistic. Stop posting.

Enjoy the Trump administration! Your perspective is now the United State's perspective!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Steak posted:

Weyauwega is on HWY 10 which connects directly to an interstate that runs north-south through the Green Bay/De Pere/Grand Chute/Appleton/Neenah-Menasha/Oshkosh/Fond Du Lac and Milwaukee metro areas of Wisconsin. Green Bay and Appleton both have regional airports which connect to Minneapolis or Chicago. Oshkosh has a Greyhound station. There are inter-city bus loops and taxi services. There are no passenger trains that run through the area but there is an Amtrack station about an hour and a half from Oshkosh in Columbus.

Weyauwega is rural as gently caress. People in a town of 2,000 don't all know one and other. I've met people who came to UW-Oshkosh thinking this was a "Big City" because their graduating high school class was less than 50 people. You're being autistic. Stop posting.

Show me a jpg

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
I mean, if this thread was meant to prove that so-called Midwesterners were parochial, ignorant, small minded, petty people who are trapped in a little world of their own creation, it has succeeded.

I have lived on three continents. I know you might not believe this, but in terms of the world, the cultural, geographic and economic difference between New York and Ohio are really not as existential as you imagine.

The only way they became existential is because you people hijacked the United States by getting Donald Trump to represent your petty grievances. But even if he manages to reduce the world to rubble, the reason behind it is still petty and imaginary.

Enjoy Donald Trump. Enjoy your freeway interchanges. Enjoy your flat landscape. Enjoy your claustrophobically empty horizon and lack of natural barriers. Enjoy thinking that because you are shopping at Walmart you are backwoods pioneers. You've earned it.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

glowing-fish posted:

I mean, if this thread was meant to prove that so-called Midwesterners were parochial, ignorant, small minded, petty people who are trapped in a little world of their own creation, it has succeeded.

I have lived on three continents. I know you might not believe this, but in terms of the world, the cultural, geographic and economic difference between New York and Ohio are really not as existential as you imagine.

The only way they became existential is because you people hijacked the United States by getting Donald Trump to represent your petty grievances. But even if he manages to reduce the world to rubble, the reason behind it is still petty and imaginary.

Enjoy Donald Trump. Enjoy your freeway interchanges. Enjoy your flat landscape. Enjoy your claustrophobically empty horizon and lack of natural barriers. Enjoy thinking that because you are shopping at Walmart you are backwoods pioneers. You've earned it.

Bad jpg, voted 1

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Burt Sexual posted:

Seriously? So you have to shame walk up to the counter on some second rate porn to a teen worker making min. Lmao is it on VHS? Who does this in the age of internet of things? I can jack at my loving fridge now.

tbf you've always been able to crank your hog while staring at your fridge, the only difference is now you don't need to use your imagination

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

The Muppets On PCP posted:

tbf you've always been able to crank your hog while staring at your fridge, the only difference is now you don't need to use your imagination

Goons really like their mayo

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

glowing-fish posted:

I mean, if this thread was meant to prove that so-called Midwesterners were parochial, ignorant, small minded, petty people who are trapped in a little world of their own creation, it has succeeded.

I have lived on three continents. I know you might not believe this, but in terms of the world, the cultural, geographic and economic difference between New York and Ohio are really not as existential as you imagine.

The only way they became existential is because you people hijacked the United States by getting Donald Trump to represent your petty grievances. But even if he manages to reduce the world to rubble, the reason behind it is still petty and imaginary.

Enjoy Donald Trump. Enjoy your freeway interchanges. Enjoy your flat landscape. Enjoy your claustrophobically empty horizon and lack of natural barriers. Enjoy thinking that because you are shopping at Walmart you are backwoods pioneers. You've earned it.
You and your ilk will continue to lose elections for the left for many years to come. Trump is as much your fault as it is the fault of the people in Weyauwega, WI.

Steak
Dec 9, 2005

Pillbug

glowing-fish posted:

I have lived on three continents. I know you might not believe this, but in terms of the world, the cultural, geographic and economic difference between New York and Ohio are really not as existential as you imagine.

Whoa, my bad.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

fat bossy gerbil posted:

You and your ilk will continue to lose elections for the left for many years to come. Trump is as much your fault as it is the fault of the people in Weyauwega, WI.

I don't live in the United States.

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OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
drat, couldn't tell

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