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I am a woman of salt and earth. I work with my hands and I'm not afraid of good old fashioned hard work. I come from a long line of hard-working-salt-of-the-earthers and today I'd like to share that piece of my life with you. You see, I'm a play-doh farmer. Everyone in my family is a play-doh farmer. Every day I work the play-doh fields in preparation for the harvest. I've got blue play-doh, I've got green play-doh, heck, I got em all.* What I also have is a power unique to farmers like me--I can bend the play-doh to my will. So please, allow me to craft you your very own play-doh probation.** It would make my grandpappy proud. FARMER'S MARKET DAILY SPECIALS - written requests - picture requests (I will interpret thru play-doh a picture of your choosing) - farmer's choice (don't know what you want? no problem) * I don't ** I will probate you at night so as not to be a bother. If you have a specific time you'd like to be probated, pm me or put it in your post |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:58 |
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Maybe some of you city folk haven't been to a play-doh farmer's market before, and that's just fine. Let Old Man Marvin show you how it's done. Old Man Marvin posted:
Thank you for your kind words. Here is a sculpture of you, I hope you like it. Marvin doesn't have a rap sheet, so instead I told him he's probated and draped a sock on his head for six seconds.
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 19:58 |
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make me a fuckin wizard but like he's punk rock as hell
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 20:17 |
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Oh my goodness. Playdoh praying mantis please!! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 20:26 |
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this sounds awesome! if you feel up to it would you make me a manifisto hand holding (gently) a birb? parrots good but so are owls, penguins, corvids, kiwis, etc. basically dealer's choice (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 20:31 |
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I would like farmer's choice, please! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 20:39 |
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something that's looks like or is inspired by this person please ^__________________^ (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 20:45 |
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Can I have a dog.gif one? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 20:52 |
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Play dough is bad rear end! Or so my kid tells me! I am a strong viking! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) <3 <3 Vanisher |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 20:59 |
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i would love a dough me dough me (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) ---------------- |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 21:11 |
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MrWillsauce posted:make me a fuckin wizard but like he's punk rock as hell jaundiced but hdgaf potion addiction is a beast
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 21:18 |
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hell yeah probe me right now ps you better be at the big live stream broadcast tonight (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 21:29 |
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death sext posted:jaundiced but hdgaf this is awexome e: was going to correct to "awesome" but I think "awexome" is a great word and I intend to add it to my vocabulary |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 21:37 |
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alnilam posted:something that's looks like or is inspired by this person please is that from Scary Stories? |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 21:39 |
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hi yes i'd like a fistful of farmer's choice also do you know if anyone sells churros around here (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 21:43 |
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i can get you as many churros as you can eat by thursday but only as long as you're comfortable not asking where i got them
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 21:56 |
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social vegan posted:hi yes i'd like a fistful of farmer's choice also do you know if anyone sells churros around here do the churros need to be edible? I mean you can probably eat these churros I just wouldn't
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 21:58 |
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Zyla posted:i can get you as many churros as you can eat by thursday but only as long as you're comfortable not asking where i got them not all the churros you WANT to eat all the churros you CAN eat |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:03 |
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death sext posted:jaundiced but hdgaf I wanna see your avatar as playdough op e: let's make it my monkey av actually (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:03 |
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They Might Be posted:Oh my goodness. Playdoh praying mantis please!! the beautiful mantis in repose
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:04 |
this please e: and probate me when ready (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) ---------------- |
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:11 |
death sext posted:Maybe some of you city folk haven't been to a play-doh farmer's market before, and that's just fine. Let Old Man Marvin show you how it's done. death sext posted:jaundiced but hdgaf ahahahaha |
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:14 |
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oh my god! Play odh avatars! playdoh me please. my av is jhust a sort of blob anyway so it shouldnt be that hard oh and probate me whenever (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:18 |
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death sext posted:the beautiful mantis in repose Ahh! I love it!
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:31 |
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Manifisto posted:this sounds awesome! if you feel up to it would you make me a manifisto hand holding (gently) a birb? this bird is in a good hand
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:31 |
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These are awesomePiso Mojado posted:is that from Scary Stories? Yes and guess what I'm not even scared |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:43 |
Play doh bunny please! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:48 |
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Splatmaster posted:I would like farmer's choice, please! This reminds me of a story my pa used to tell when I was a young doh lass. There was once a young boy named Duane who used to live in the very place you do now. Every day Duane wore his hat the wrong way, until one day the Devil had enough Duane's sins and crawled up through the toilet to drag Duane down to Hell. The Devil (read in a scary voice): For the crimes of Wearing Hats Immodestly, Playing With Nerf Guns In The House, and Grinding On The Handicap Ramp Rails At The Library Even After Being Asked Not To, I sentence you to irony Then the Devil himself did indeed transform into a mountain. For eternity Duane must skate to the top of the mountain. When he reaches the top, the nature of the board with wheels carries him back down to the bottom. And this, my child, is why we have outhouses.
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:03 |
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death sext posted:
oh man this is so great, thank you! |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:25 |
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death sext posted:
dear god |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:41 |
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Manifisto posted:oh man this is so great, thank you! my original version had it sleeping peacefully, but that made it look like you were triumphantly presenting a bird you just killed so to everyone else, I have life stuff to go do so I'll catch you all on the flip side for the next round
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:41 |
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death sext posted:This reminds me of a story my pa used to tell when I was a young doh lass. There was once a young boy named Duane who used to live in the very place you do now. Every day Duane wore his hat the wrong way, until one day the Devil had enough Duane's sins and crawled up through the toilet to drag Duane down to Hell. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:47 |
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how about a ditto op (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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I have never seen such mastery of play doh. Have you gone pro? | |
# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:18 |
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Hit me with your best shot! I'll take whatever probe reason you feel would look good on my rap sheet (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:20 |
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please make a playdoh beans thank (it can be any colors and probing now is good) someone hug the chat thread for me ok night night thank you death sext you are the real mvp ETA: workin on my nite probes (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:30 |
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i would like to be probated with a cat sculpture, pumpkin head optional, pleas and thank (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:35 |
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please make a gun shooting spaghetti-os ty (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:54 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I have never seen such mastery of play doh. Have you gone pro? I've had a few offers from the Toronto Torondohs and the Miami Moldables, but I prefer my quiet life making stuff for my friends hold on to your butts people I'm going to start making more stuff at lunch today
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alnilam posted:something that's looks like or is inspired by this person please THIS POST IS FOR BRAVE PEOPLE ONLY ----------------------------------------------------------------- lives in offices, likes hugs also selfies
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