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FuturePastNow posted:Luke choked out a couple of Jabba's guards I thought this was absolutely brilliant- Luke was learning parts of the Light and Dark sides because insert Zen koan. Dude was dressing in black and everything. Then of course I learned that the entire EU was completely against this because cartoonish bullcrap where if you ever do anything bad ever then you're a Space Dictator forever. Not as cool. THE BAR posted:Vader choked people with the Force, because he was an instrument of terror. The Emperor could cast spells of lightning, because he was an evil wizard. The original scenes mostly happened in context. Some douche was all "Jedi aren't even real" and Vader goes "you feel a little tickle in your throat there buddy?", it plays on stage material like people getting poisoned at a banquet. The Emperor was no seriously a space wizard. The weak one of course is Vader stopping lasers with his hands, you can just hear the conversation the script writers had. Well why doesn't Han just shoot him. Um. Vader grabs the bolt out of the air. Problem solved. If Stormtroopers weren't made out of tissue paper it wouldn't be so bad, but we know the Imperials can't make armor. If you're going to do that scene, then at the end of it Vader needs to open his fist and let the bullets fall on the table. I guess you can't do that with blasters. Kylo can stop a blaster bolt because here on page five we need a cool visual effect, like a force power that's never been seen before. Ask the art department if they've got anything for us. Otherwise why for instance didn't the script have him slap the bolt out of the air? It's a callback so that's a bonus. Poe is still frozen from fear when it happens, so it does the exact same job in the script. It establishes another link to Vader too. Oh hey I know- it's the only shot Finn fires, he gets so scared seeing Poe on his knees that he accidentally pulls the trigger only to have Kylo slap the blaster bolt away. Now that's script writing! Pinch Me Im Meming posted:Gotta go fast once in seven movies. Then never ever again. Can we all come together and agree the prequels are now EU and therefore non-canon?
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The force is just The Force (it is just magic) What you use it for and how you shape it is up to you This is wizardry 101
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Anakin's Magical Aptitude stat is higher than Yoda's, but since he's only lvl 1 his base damage is so low that it doesn't matter. Because he has the Chosen One background his Dexterity and Perception modifiers should kick in during mid-to-late-game but only if his mentor has a high Intelligence and levels with him instead of grinding for levels.
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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:i hate myself for thinking about this or talking about star wars on the internet but a choke would not be a "special move" for people who can move objects with the force. lightning is the only special power imo. *kills self* Maybe one of the things that makes the first Star Wars movies better than all the other Star Wars stuff is they didn't treat the force like a set of superpowers you unlock as you gain levels
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Sure they did They could move stuff, including entire spaceships. They could deflect lasers and they could mindcontrol people ...and vanish into thin air and become fuckin ghosts man
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greatn posted:I hope they do a half in the bag of Monster Trucks. It actually wasn't half bad. yesssd i knew it would be fun, u cant play lonely boy in the trailer if its not fun
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monster on a stick posted:What was the job of the Jedis in the prequels, because they seem to be trade negotiators, peace envoys, bodyguards, space detectives, generals, and also be a holy order, I've forgotten stuff probably. they are the space aristocrats who can do whatever they want whenever they want e: except gently caress
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monster on a stick posted:What was the job of the Jedis in the prequels, because they seem to be trade negotiators, peace envoys, bodyguards, space detectives, generals, and also be a holy order, I've forgotten stuff probably. Episode 1: I cannot fight a war for you. Episode 2: Literally every Jedi is now a commissioned officer.
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monster on a stick posted:What was the job of the Jedis in the prequels, because they seem to be trade negotiators, peace envoys, bodyguards, space detectives, generals, and also be a holy order, I've forgotten stuff probably. It's almost as if nearly everything about the script and screenwriting was incompetent and the finished product was forced, awkward, and terrible!
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The Archaic posted:It's almost as if nearly everything about the script and screenwriting was incompetent and the finished product was forced, awkward, and terrible! I can't believe Lucas just wrote the whole thing on a loving legal pad with no one helping edit or bounce around story ideas.
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WampaLord posted:I can't believe Lucas just wrote the whole thing on a loving legal pad with no one helping edit or bounce around story ideas. Just a bunch of Cliffs Notes!
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priznat posted:Just a bunch of Cliffs Notes! ...gotchou!!
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WampaLord posted:I can't believe Lucas just wrote the whole thing on a loving legal pad with no one helping edit or bounce around story ideas. gently caress YOU RICK BERMAN, YOU RUINED THIS TOO! 
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bring back old gbs posted:...gotchou!! Cracks me up every time 
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Between revenge of the tshi and a new hopes, light-saber wielding psychokinetic marital artists become extinct and completely forgotten into legend. It's 2017 now, does anyone remember the ancient tale of OJ and his bronco.
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Monkey Fracas posted:I still wonder if they're just going to attempt to Disappear the prequels into the sarlacc pit of EU Content How would they sell the box set without 1-3?
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Ka0 posted:Between revenge of the tshi and a new hopes, light-saber wielding psychokinetic marital artists become extinct and completely forgotten into legend. It's 2017 now, does anyone remember the ancient tale of OJ and his bronco. We've come full circle, there's a show coming out called "What if OJ was innocent?" http://heavy.com/entertainment/2017/01/is-oj-innocent-missing-evidence-docuseries-time-date-channel-tonight-id-investigation-discovery/ gently caress our society to death please.
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Dmitri-9 posted:How would they sell the box set without 1-3? Holiday Special, uncut edition.
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If Disney had half a brain or if they ran out of ideas they could just reboot the prequels out of existence. We've had 3 Spider-man reboots in 15 years, so why not? What kills me is the prequels really made a genuine attempt at distancing themselves from the OT and tell their own stories. I'm almost tempted to check them out again because they aren't rehashed OT crap. The ships, planets, landscapes and environments are so lovingly crafted and gorgeous and distinct, yet for some reason the stories and characters were hot garbage. I rewatched the ending of Attack of the Clones the other day because it came up on my youtube feed and holy crap. Padme, loving SMILE, it's your WEDDING. Jesus Christ. Then there's the cartoon clone troopers and politicians standing around.
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The Archaic posted:If Disney had half a brain or if they ran out of ideas they could just reboot the prequels out of existence. We've had 3 Spider-man reboots in 15 years, so why not? Oh God. What the hell is this, it's like a strobing color pattern on my monitor where words should be. I'm not sure if my brain is broken or if this is some new form of internet wizardry, but I am certain there is nothing behind the blur that human beings should ever read.
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Prequels are already canon thanks to senator Organa.
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Watch disney reboot the original trilogy to be more in line with their current vision.
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The Archaic posted:If Disney had half a brain or if they ran out of ideas they could just reboot the prequels out of existence. We've had 3 Spider-man reboots in 15 years, so why not? Me personally, I loved the prequels. Beautiful vistas, marvelous landscapes, and the action, lots of sweet action. Trade talks!!! Who doesnt love lots of sweet trade talks. The political discussions were the best. Thats what Star Wars is really about, politics. Its a kids movie afterall.
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monster on a stick posted:The Phantom Menace could have a Death Star. Phantom Menace did have a Death Star. It was that donut thing that the baby blew up by accident.
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Paladinus posted:Maybe the real death star was inside him all along. And the Force was all the friends we made along the way.
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DO IT TO IT posted:Phantom Menace did have a Death Star. It was that donut thing that the baby blew up by accident. Now that was podracing.  Someone should make :smuganakin:
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Ka0 posted:Between revenge of the tshi and a new hopes, light-saber wielding psychokinetic marital artists become extinct and completely forgotten into legend. It's 2017 now, does anyone remember the ancient tale of OJ and his bronco. The racist cops. The planted DNA evidence. All of it. It's all true.
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Paladinus posted:Prequels are already canon thanks to senator Organa. HE'S PRINCESS LEIA'S NON-BIOLOGICAL FATHURRRRRR
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The Archaic posted:HE'S PRINCESS LEIA'S NON-BIOLOGICAL FATHURRRRRR HE GOT BLOWN UP ON ALDERAAAAN!!!!!
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Blue Star posted:HE GOT BLOWN UP ON ALDERAAAAN!!!!! I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!!! 
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Paladinus posted:Prequels are already canon thanks to senator Organa. Senator Organa? That mans name is jimmy smits
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Jesus christ this thread needs a new BOTW like now.
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The Archaic posted:Jesus christ this thread needs a new BOTW like now. I binged all their videos and now have to wait for more 
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naem posted:I binged all their videos and now have to wait for more
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i want a orgin movie for the big tall monkey dog who speaks in mouthwash gargles ENDLESS SASH
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