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I've got a few problems... The grass is yellow on the other side There is water over the bridge The dead men are telling tales the pill is sweet An orange of discord My dog is barking down the wrong tree Y Marks the spot |
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Everything I throw up into the air won't come down The cows will never come home at this rate I went to bed early last night and woke up early this morning and I -Did NOT get the worm -Do NOT feel healthy, wealthy or wise I saw a crow, a goose, a duck and a peacock all flocking together When it rains it only drizzles now, I can't tell you the last time it poured at the same time https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jan 16, 2017 15:09
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dogs are clipping through the terrain again all you can see are their wagging tails as they run around
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Jan 16, 2017 16:42
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if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
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Jan 16, 2017 16:52
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Workplace problems... Was at a meeting today... the potato was cold. A guy demanded a dollar for his thoughts! Words spoke louder than action.. The ball wasn't in my court Curiosity killed the CEO All our eggs weren't in one basket Elvis never left the building, and now haunts the coffee machine in the break room. We killed two secretaries with one stone Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Jan 16, 2017
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I still have a bird in my hand. I was *this* close to having two in a bush instead, but negotiations broke down.
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Jan 16, 2017 17:10
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What goes around hasn't come back around. I rolled a stone and it's gathering moss at an alarming rate. |
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Jan 16, 2017 18:24
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I wished in one hand and I poo poo in the other |
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Jan 16, 2017 18:34
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Love Problems: I tried crushing a girl, I was to weak. I tried to trip a girl, so she would fall for me... Never had the hots for someone, only ever got a cold. Blind man searching for love on first sight
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Jan 16, 2017 18:43
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despite my best attempts i am still not a little bit taller, nor am i a baller |
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Jan 16, 2017 20:49
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i want to be neither a baller or a shot caller, personally, and i really think that maybe people should put that cat back into the bag.
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Jan 16, 2017 21:37
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I've known a grasshopper since it was knee high to you My stone is rolling and somehow concurrently covered in moss I have a friend in need but I don't think he has my back |
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Jan 16, 2017 21:45
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I built it, but they didn't come. 
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Jan 16, 2017 22:36
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I built it, but they didn't come. sorry, we've been a bit delayed, but we're coming! I promise!! |
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Puppy Doll posted:despite my best attempts i am still not a little bit taller, nor am i a baller |
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Jan 17, 2017 01:58
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I put a stitch in time and only saved 8? 2 out of 5 stars because the shipping was very fast and the customer service was excellent, I only wish they were moire truthful in their advertising.
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Jan 17, 2017 02:01
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i stole a penny from my dad when i was a kid and saved it, but i don't feel like i've really earned anything back from it.
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Jan 17, 2017 02:06
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they say an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, but after Brexit, it's worth about 1 pound 75 p.
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Jan 17, 2017 02:41
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my miminum wage is for someone else's minimum |
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Jan 17, 2017 02:46
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Storm in my coffee cup Dog got my tongue
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Jan 17, 2017 02:49
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I stopped eating apples every day but the doctor still hasn't found me. The squeaky wheel is now more grease than wheel and it needs to be replaced. Time flies whether or not I'm having fun. I can catch a bunch of flies with literal garbage, so please don't waste the honey. Administration of the cootie shot has been proven to increase boy/girl touching and thus actually SPREADS the cooties. When I wish upon a star my dreams come true but only so long as I am asleep in bed. |
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Jan 17, 2017 06:39
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Administration of the cootie shot has been proven to increase boy/girl touching and thus actually SPREADS the cooties. 
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Jan 17, 2017 15:12
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I require actually pennies for my thoughts. If you don't insert the penny I a..m... thugh,hlhss.s.sjllll |
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Jan 17, 2017 16:22
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I gave a man a fish and he ate for the rest of his life. Maybe being a fugu chef just isn't for me. |
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Jan 17, 2017 16:35
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I've got 99 things in my house and none of them are edible.
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Jan 17, 2017 16:37
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small version of me on my right shoulder: one of us likes big butts small version of me on my left shoulder: and one of us cannot lie normal version of me: *conflicted* |
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Jan 17, 2017 16:40
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google THIS posted:I gave a man a fish and he ate for the rest of his life. Maybe being a fugu chef just isn't for me. |
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Jan 17, 2017 16:42
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I've got a few problems blues, And I just don't know what to do. Things just don't seem right, I try with all of my might, All the things that used to be true- Just give me the few problems blues. The grass on the other side of the fence Is yellow, instead of more green, There's standing water lying up on top of the bridge My dog is barking down the wrong tree! Everything I throw up won't come back down, Who knows when the cows will come home? There's room enough for both of us in this here town, Not a single road leads to Rome. I got a few problems and they're dragging me down, I wish I knew what to do! If I had myself a genuine genie lamp, I doubt my wish would even come true- Because I got the few problems blues. Dogs are clipping through the terrain again, You can see their tails wagging through the ground- I figured things couldn't get crazier but then A tree fell with no one around, you can bet that tree made a sound! Everything I search for is in the first place I look, I rememeber what I came in here for! Help, I've fallen but I got back up- I let my rear end get hit by the door! So if one day things seem strange to you, Don't freak out just try to be cool, It's just a case of the few problems blues! And I hope this song will help pull you through, And get you through your own few problems blues! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jan 17, 2017 21:05
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Splatmaster posted:I've got a few problems blues,
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Jan 17, 2017 21:11
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google THIS posted:I gave a man a fish and he ate for the rest of his life. Maybe being a fugu chef just isn't for me.
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Jan 17, 2017 21:25
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HaveARottenDay posted:I require actually pennies for my thoughts. If you don't insert the penny I a..m... thugh,hlhss.s.sjllll |
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google THIS posted:I gave a man a fish and he ate for the rest of his life. Maybe being a fugu chef just isn't for me. I laughed
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social vegan posted:small version of me on my right shoulder: one of us likes big butts |
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Splatmaster posted:I've got a few problems blues, 
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I thought that I had thought outside the box. Turns out the box is arbitrarily large such that any thoughts I think are inside that box. Dammit.
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