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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

The Gleybar poo poo was so insufferable that it almost made me, a Yankees fan, want to see Gleybar bust horribly just for everyone to look like even more of an idiot

Paul Zuvella fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Jan 17, 2017

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I'm secretly hoping the Cubs and the Yankees pull off some crazy trade at the deadline that inexplicably sends Adam Warren back to the Cubs, where he proceeds to suck horribly before the Cubs trade him right back next off season. Then the two teams continue to bounce him between each other until he retires.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
I will interrupt the nth iteration of cubsanticubs chat to inform everyone that the Royals signed Danny Duffy for 5/65.

That's likely a huge discount over what he would have gotten as a free agent and if he can stay healthy enough to put up 180 IPs a year it should be a really good deal. IF

When he's on the dude is probably the best LHSP in baseball but he's usually only on for one game in three.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Our long national nightmare is over.

chilihead
Nov 5, 2010

Is this real life, or is this fantasy?

Sydin posted:

I'm secretly hoping the Cubs and the Yankees pull off some crazy trade at the deadline that inexplicably sends Adam Warren back to the Cubs, where he proceeds to suck horribly before the Cubs trade him right back next off season. Then the two teams continue to bounce him between each other until he retires.

So, a repeat of the Braves,Mets and Kelly Johnson?

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

bewbies posted:

When he's on the dude is probably the best LHSP in baseball but he's usually only on for one game in three.
hrmmm yes indeed, surely there is no better left handed starting pitcher in the game today than "Dan Duffy when he's on"

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

bewbies posted:

When he's on the dude is probably the best LHSP in baseball but he's usually only on for one game in three.

I don't know if you've heard, but the Dodgers have got this guy who's pretty good.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
Sorry you're both wrong

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

bawfuls posted:

hrmmm yes indeed, surely there is no better left handed starting pitcher in the game today than "Dan Duffy when he's on"

Rich Hill is way better and he has a lot of spin on his many many off speed pitches.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Julio Cruz posted:

I don't know if you've heard, but the Dodgers have got this guy who's pretty good.

See above

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

"Dan Duffy when he's on" > Clayton Kershaw, Chris Sale, David Price, Madison Bumgarner, Jon Lester, & Rich Hill

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

bawfuls posted:

"Dan Duffy when he's on" > Clayton Kershaw, Chris Sale, David Price, Madison Bumgarner, Jon Lester, & Rich Hill

This guy gets it

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

bewbies lets make a dumb avatar bet right now. I bet that Juio Urias will have lower FIP than Dan Duffy in 2017

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
I'm on board as long as my avatar can feature his eye

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Betting on a guy that fip may not actually work for is probably a bad idea.

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

bawfuls posted:

"Dan Duffy when he's on" > Clayton Kershaw, Chris Sale, David Price, Madison Bumgarner, Jon Lester, & Rich Hill

Yes, if you just take Duffy's best starts he is better than any pitcher ever. Dude was like 3-0 with a 0.00 ERA when he was on last year bruh.

bewbies posted:

I'm on board as long as my avatar can feature his eye

Bewbies, buddy, I love you. But Duffy has always outperformed his FIP. So even if Duffy pitches better than Urias you will probably lose man.

alpha_destroy fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Jan 17, 2017

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

bewbies posted:

I'm on board as long as my avatar can feature his eye
Sure thing (though he did have surgery on it last year so it's not as pronounced as it was).

Conditions are full regular season FIP (MLB only), loser must wear opponent's selected avatar for the postseason & through the end of 2017.

Do you want an innings minimum in case of catastrophic injury, or a hedge against Urias spending significant time in relief?

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

bawfuls posted:

Sure thing (though he did have surgery on it last year so it's not as pronounced as it was).

Conditions are full regular season FIP (MLB only), loser must wear opponent's selected avatar for the postseason & through the end of 2017.

Do you want an innings minimum in case of catastrophic injury, or a hedge against Urias spending significant time in relief?

Nah I'm good with whatever.

that said my initial comment was facetious but now I'm legit excited that I'll have a reason to get inordinately mad and or excited at danny duffy this coming season

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

bewbies posted:

Nah I'm good with whatever.

that said my initial comment was facetious but now I'm legit excited that I'll have a reason to get inordinately mad and or excited at danny duffy this coming season
Cool, I look forward to mocking you for betting against a 20 year old pitcher!

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Let's make some other dumb avatar bets

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Anyone wanna bet me that Urias pick off isn't a balk?






Hint: it is

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

I want to bet that gleybar Torres will be starting this year

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Spoilers that's just to rule up the taint

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
The Seattle Mariners will make the playoffs this year.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

This is the worst part of the year, I am sad irl.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

ZenVulgarity posted:

Let's make some other dumb avatar bets

I bet that Tanaka finally won't be ridiculously underappreciated by Yankees fans.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Inspector_666 posted:

I bet that Tanaka finally won't be ridiculously underappreciated by Yankees fans.

Sorry, I only have room in my heart for two beloved japanese yankees and those spots are taken by The Porn Guy and Ichrio.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Paul Zuvella posted:

Sorry, I only have room in my heart for two beloved japanese yankees and those spots are taken by The Porn Guy and Ichrio.
I hope the Ichiro spot was previously occupied by Hiroki Kuroda

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

ZenVulgarity posted:

I want to bet that gleybar Torres will be starting this year

Joe Maddon's overuse of Chapman in the 2016 post season blows out his arm and he goes down halfway through the year. The Yankees, in a tight post season race and in need of a lockdown closer to put in after Betances, make a blockbuster trade with the Cubs that sends Torres and Castro back to the Cubs for Wade Davis, who is having 2016 Britton levels of success as the Cubs closer despite the Cubs themselves playing poorly due to regression and injuries. The Yankees go on to win the world series, and the baseball world marvels at the Cubs and Yankees both winning rings while completing a cycle of trades that puts both teams exactly where they started with one another in 2015.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Sydin posted:

Joe Maddon's overuse of Chapman in the 2016 post season blows out his arm and he goes down halfway through the year. The Yankees, in a tight post season race and in need of a lockdown closer to put in after Betances, make a blockbuster trade with the Cubs that sends Torres and Castro back to the Cubs for Wade Davis, who is having 2016 Britton levels of success as the Cubs closer despite the Cubs themselves playing poorly due to regression and injuries. The Yankees go on to win the world series, and the baseball world marvels at the Cubs and Yankees both winning rings while completing a cycle of trades that puts both teams exactly where they started with one another in 2015.

I think I'm OK with this timeline.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
As if baseball agents weren't shady enough they'd start selling players as timeshares.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Who was the player who was traded for himself as a PTBNL

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Intruder posted:

Who was the player who was traded for himself as a PTBNL

It's a wiki entry, as it turns out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Player_to_be_named_later#Players_traded_for_themselves

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

bawfuls posted:

I hope the Ichiro spot was previously occupied by Hiroki Kuroda

Oh gently caress I somehow completely forgot about him

Tanaka is below Koruda until he can pitch 200 innings.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
I can't wait to start watching Chris Sale striking dudes out on sliders that hit their toes.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

I can't wait for his ERA to go up by .6 and for the Boston sports media to write horrible things about him and for all of my coworkers and friends to talk about how he is a bum

e: I would watch a baseball movie titled "The Player to be Named Later"

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Paul Zuvella posted:

Oh gently caress I somehow completely forgot about him

Tanaka is below Koruda until he can pitch 200 innings.

It's too bad Kuroda never learned how to say "run support."

In Japanese or English, as it turns out.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Paul Zuvella posted:

Oh gently caress I somehow completely forgot about him

Tanaka is below Koruda until he can pitch 200 innings.
This is why Yankee fans don't deserve nice things

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Since it's a WBC year, which despite all it's flaws, is still a cool thing, I decided to read over the preliminary rosters: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_World_Baseball_Classic_rosters

Thoughts:

1) USA looks weak so far. It should be noted that Joe Torre is "GM" of this team
2) The DR and Puerto Rico are my initial favorites
3) Team Honkbal only features 2 players actually from the Netherlands where the rest are from their Caribbean counterparts (no surprise).
4) There are interesting and cool names emerging as managers. John McClaren is China's (?) manager, Omar Vizquel is Venezuela's manager, and Jim Leyland is managing the US.
5) Get ready to see players you haven't seen in awhile playing for some of the lesser known teams, like Jair Jurrjens, Sam Fuld and Ike Davis!

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

I completely forgot that Chris Sale got dealt to the Red Sox. the Boston media is going to love him, as for when he complains he's just being a leader and showing heart

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