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quote:Wow! I don't have any sketches but if I come across those aliens, my hard points will be deployed for sure! GOD. loving. DAMMIT.  WHO THE gently caress IS AROUSED BY THIS poo poo?! LOOK AT IT! LOOK! AT! IT!
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GEE I HOPE I CAN MASTURBATE TO THESE SPACE ALIENS
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Well loving thank you, I did my best to avoid that moron's pictures since I was eating, now you have spoiled my lunch. 
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:GEE I HOPE I CAN MASTURBATE TO THESE SPACE ALIENS When it comes to the female form of a Guardian, I deliberately chose to draw naturally large "chests" - the reason for this is actually a cultural one. As it states in the lore, the Guardians duties are to their responsibilities in the various tribes. Because of this, parents who breed have their off-spring, but then leave them at communal creches (as it states in the lore) - so who is going to feed the babies full time? The Guardian's nurses, of course - and, considering their culture prefers to go along the "natural" route, they would forgo, potentially, the technology of feeding through milk supplements (powdered milk). Therefore, if it is your duty in the tribe to feed and rear kids, you'll need the assets to do it (if this is the case, I seriously feel sorry for those nurses - but the lore is what it is).
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WHY WOULD YOU BE PROUD OF THAT?! WHY WOULD YOU POST IT ON THE INTERNET?! IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING MY 10 YEAR OLD NIECE WOULD DRAW YOU ARE A GROWN rear end MAN
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:WHY WOULD YOU BE PROUD OF THAT?! WHY WOULD YOU POST IT ON THE INTERNET?! IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING MY 10 YEAR OLD NIECE WOULD DRAW YOU ARE A GROWN rear end MAN I have a hard time believing this is your first encounter with fanfiction, but catgirl Zelda with an impossibly huge and perky rack is about as tame as it gets.
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K8.0 posted:I have a hard time believing this is your first encounter with fanfiction, but catgirl Zelda with an impossibly huge and perky rack is about as tame as it gets. I don't know if you should call that "fanfiction", since we don't even know yet how the Guardians look. That guy is basically just inventing his own porn parody of Elite. The sad thing is, he claims he is completely serious with his delusions
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K8.0 posted:I have a hard time believing this is your first encounter with fanfiction, but catgirl Zelda with an impossibly huge and perky rack is about as tame as it gets. What kinda shocks me isn't the content itself but the fact that this audience would go for that sort of thing. But having just spelled this out I'm now not sure why I was surprised in the first place.
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TorakFade posted:You have ruined my day, thanks a lot 
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Chrysophylax posted:What kinda shocks me isn't the content itself but the fact that this audience would go for that sort of thing. To be honest, every time that guy brags about the many reps he is getting for this poo poo I'm imagining 99% of those are just by people trying to be "ironic". He is basically a huge joke, even to the brown sea. The fact he is not getting it makes it almost worth it to wade through his thread.
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Just caught the end of the livestream, and there was a coded message. Ran it through a brainfuck interpreter, and it says "Thoth 1a". I've got work to do, but there it is if anyone else wants to make the trip.
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In relation to a spaceship game, this is loving terrifying and I refuse to live on the same world this was created in I need an Asp in real life to get the hell away I swear that if Frontier bans this guy I will immediately cease all complaining and buy all the expansions, whatever it takes
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Dirty posted:Just caught the end of the livestream, and there was a coded message. Don't bother. Much like the alien ruins and formadine rift before it, you'll crash or get DC'd before you can find whatever underwhelming asset is there before it leads you on another pointless goose chase in 3 months when they actually fix it so you can land.
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TorakFade posted:In relation to a spaceship game, this is loving terrifying and I refuse to live on the same world this was created in Just to terrify you some more, when someone on the Frontier-forums pointed out that you don't need huge tits to nurse your young, and brought out some examples like multiple nipples, vomiting out milk-like substances through your rear end in a top hat and other squicky, but likewise probable things, that guy immediately ignored/misunderstood the point and reiterated that no, Guardians really do need huge tits. Alien biology is huge tits and nothing else.  He really is choosing to go down with his ship, screaming "Guardians are sex elves from space with huge-rear end tits!!!" all the way down until the water finally streams into his dumb mouth and silences his gargling voice forever. Libluini fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Jan 17, 2017 |
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Libluini posted:Just to terrify you some more, when someone on the Frontier-forums pointed out that you don't need huge tits to nurse your young, and brought out some examples like multiple nipples, vomiting out milk-like substances through your rear end in a top hat and other squicky, but likewise probable things, that guy immediately ignored/misunderstood the point and reiterated that no, Guardians really do need huge tits. Alien biology is huge tits and nothing else. I mean, there's a lot to like about huge tits, I think they are very nice and everything But this is loving insane. And these forums are where devs go to take ideas for the game We're screwed
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Dirty posted:Just caught the end of the livestream, and there was a coded message. I'm only 138 light years from Thoth, but what does 1a mean?
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A. Beaverhausen posted:I'm only 138 light years from Thoth, but what does 1a mean? 1 will be the first planet out from the star, A will be the first moon of that planet.
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Verizian posted:Go to Wolf397 and hunt bounties at the nav beacon. Hand them in at Trophy Camp once you hit 100k credits worth and it'll unlock Tod McQuinn. http://inara.cz/galaxy-engineer/6 While this is great advice for newbies, I've long since unlocked Tod along with almost every other engineer. It's Bill Turner I'm working on and he requires friendly status with Alliance. After that only Lori Jameson will remain (requiring combat rank of Dangerous).
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That's what you think, a certain guy says he is just using logic and a little bit of imagination: A mental patient posted:I've put much thought into the main OP based on the evidence on hand, then tied in a bit of logic and imagination. If I didn't believe I had enough information from everything that has been uncovered already, I wouldn't have started sketching and they are early sketches at best, I agree. CMDR Dreamstate is here and he is here to stay Libluini fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Jan 17, 2017 |
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In elite there is only the one guy with his space sex elf slaves or whatever. Theres another game where it's like a solid third of the whole player base. Star Trek Online.
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Libluini posted:Guardians really do need huge tits. Alien biology is huge tits and nothing else. I've seen some poo poo on the internet, and this still got a horrified cringe out of me. Basically this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jm_eUQSYAk Zest fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Jan 17, 2017 |
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So I'm taking some brochures out to Colonia, should I do something so GalCop gets credit for it? Is joining the Frogs via the other thread the way to do that? I didn't give a poo poo about the Dangerous Games and I'm incredibly confused about how player faction affiliation works in-game for CGs like this one.
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You totally want to join the Diamond Frogs just for the fun stories you'll hear. (get in the discord)
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A. Beaverhausen posted:I'm only 138 light years from Thoth, but what does 1a mean? So, I went to check it out. First I found a listening post orbiting the planet:  This gave the following message containing coordinates:  Found some wreckage on the edge of a very large canyon:  The crashed ship had a scannable data core:  Which when scanned revealed the ship's manifest:  /me waves fist in the general direction of Cambridge...
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illectro posted:While this is great advice for newbies, I've long since unlocked Tod along with almost every other engineer. I got to friendly by unlocking the permit to Alioth. Iirc I ran missions at 78 Ursae but that was pre PP days.
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Mu77ley posted:So, I went to check it out. Excellent. I need them novels for, ah, personal reasons. Also bring me the booze.
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Mu77ley posted:So, I went to check it out. Ah thank you. I don't even have horizons so I couldn't have gone the whole way through.
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