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Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

davebo posted:

I'm looking forward to seeing what just a month or two of being POTUS will do to his physical appearance when he doesn't have time for poo poo like bronzer.

If Darth Vader can find time for his bacta tank while ruling the universe, I'm pretty sure Trump can fart on America from his tanning tub.


Also, that dumbbell on fire in the Kelly is killing me.



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Do we have an O/U yet on number of negative tweets Trump will issue on Inauguration Day?


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D.N. Nation posted:

Wow, that Day by Day is pretty racist!

Sandpuppy fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Jan 17, 2017

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OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Shouldn't Red Panels be banned under the same rule that DBD is? I thought it was a general "No random webcomics" thing.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
"I wonder what Muir is posting" is something you heard us say NEVER! Dear lord tell me that is an edit...

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It's not :negative:

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Abyssal Squid posted:

Kelly does cartoons for the Onion and is satirical, and goons will be dicks to you if you don't already know that. Hope this helps.

It's bad that I can't tell between satire and the real thing now. :downs:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Captain_Maclaine posted:

How? How does this keep happening?

Although this is one of those "flying too close" Kelleys - there was a long period where you couldn't go a whole page without at least one "stupid moochelle telling us how to eat" and/or "transfats must be delicious if they're bad for you" cartoon.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

OldTennisCourt posted:

Shouldn't Red Panels be banned under the same rule that DBD is? I thought it was a general "No random webcomics" thing.

No it was a specific "no rape porn comics" thing.

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

davebo posted:

Aside from having a good message, what I like about Bors' depiction of Trump is how he plays up what I find to be his least attractive feature, which is just how pale the area around his eyes are from the rest of his spray tan. Other people lay on tanning beds with those tiny little glasses that just cover your eyes but he must wear giant ones. I'm looking forward to seeing what just a month or two of being POTUS will do to his physical appearance when he doesn't have time for poo poo like bronzer.

I say his eyes look like bleached assholes.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Cat Mattress posted:

No it was a specific "no rape porn comics" thing.

Yeah people complained about DbD for ages but it didn't get banned until there was a storyline apparently advocating corrective anal rape as a right and good response to your wife having an unacceptable political opinion

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


Disregarding whether or not he was right in this characterization – and he was, BTW – Obama said the guns/religion thing eight loving years ago.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

D.N. Nation posted:

Disregarding whether or not he was right in this characterization – and he was, BTW – Obama said the guns/religion thing eight loving years ago.

"CHAPPAQUIDDICK!!!"

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


D.N. Nation posted:

Disregarding whether or not he was right in this characterization – and he was, BTW – Obama said the guns/religion thing eight loving years ago.

The right will litigate everything Obama has said from now until the end of time. Mark my words, in two years, when the GOP has savaged the ACA and there's public outcry over the lack of a replacement, McCoy or some other thundering dickhead will make a "if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor" Obama comic.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

OldTennisCourt posted:

Shouldn't Red Panels be banned under the same rule that DBD is? I thought it was a general "No random webcomics" thing.

They're not random if they're consistent :mrapig: otherwise we also wouldn't have Dees or many other greats

Besides, Red Panels is a well-drawn and well-written comic, compared to DbD. Too bad that the author is a fascist.

Nenonen fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Jan 17, 2017

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Red Panels continues to self-own though, like the rest of the alt-right.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Nenonen posted:

Besides, Red Panels is a well-drawn and well-written comic, compared to DbD. Too bad that the author is a fascist.

The first is debatable, the second is outright false, the third is no compliment by any measure.

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
Red Panels art style is simple but I like it. Too bad about the everything else

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

D.N. Nation posted:

Disregarding whether or not he was right in this characterization – and he was, BTW – Obama said the guns/religion thing eight loving years ago.

well gorrel's drawing of obama is probably just as old

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

Rigged Death Trap posted:

The first is debatable, the second is outright false, the third is no compliment by any measure.

Frankly the second and third two are direct contradictions. Whoever heard of a soulful fascist?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

Farecoal posted:

Red Panels art style is simple but I like it. Too bad about the everything else

It's a bad knockoff of Shmorky's style

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Improbable Lobster posted:

It's a bad knockoff of Shmorky's style

But hey, if we allow Kirschen then obviously art quality isn't a consideration.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Improbable Lobster posted:

It's a bad knockoff of Shmorky's style

what, he's a pedofile as well?? :aaaaa:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Sure, it's another "Bunch of Clowns Mimes" toon, but dat Ryan.:swoon:

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Improbable Lobster posted:

It's a bad knockoff of Shmorky's style

Shmorky?

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016


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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

This is so, so awful.

King Possum III
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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Angepain posted:

those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
those clowns in the white house, what a bunch of clowns
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How does he keep up with the news like that?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump’s interview with Michael Gove – US president-elect promises swift post-Brexit trade deal with UK in his first interview with the European media"

Telegraph:

Brexit: UK to leave single market, says Theresa May

Independent:


Times:

Theresa May to star in spread in US Vogue magazine

Mail:
MAC ON... Trump's trade negotiations with Theresa May at Downing Street

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
I got the winners of the Gay Abortions up now. So go and check that out I guess.

Holy hell do I need a year break after having to stare at that poo poo that long.

World Famous W fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Jan 17, 2017

King Possum III
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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Political cartoonists everywhere must have rejoiced at the RB&BB closure news. They can just do clowns for a week for no reason! Every single day, clowns! Elephants! Whatever circus jokes they want!

edit: wait, poo poo, genuine question, is the Ringling Museum in Sarasota, FL going to stay open? I assume so because it's attached to an actual art museum and endowed by John and Mabel Ringling but the Circus Museum might close and that would be a drat shame because it rules.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



Really need to frame and pour a reinforced concrete cap under the first floor for any of this to count, and you need to be proficient with a simple firearm you know how to clean and respring plus have lots of ammo for.

Where's the prepper thread

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77pnVFLkUjM

You're gonna carry that weight. :saddowns:

Mo_Steel fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Jan 17, 2017

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Potato Salad posted:

Really need to frame and pour a reinforced concrete cap under the first floor for any of this to count, and you need to be proficient with a simple firearm you know how to clean and respring plus have lots of ammo for.

I think it works better as a prepping for a hurricane-type joke, as it implies Trump is more like a natural disaster, which causes indiscriminate destruction.

e: Obama just commuted Chelsea Manning's sentence. Bring on the right-wing butthurtoons :unsmigghh:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

The way the Secret Service has been handling traffic issues for inauguration, I'd be shocked if they noticed something like this at all. poo poo has been a total shambles, information released Friday has already been changed.

All for the coronation of a man who is making this poo poo up as he goes.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


I'm loving glad SOMEONE loving said it! Now those CLOWNS in Congress that so want to repeal the ACA get to go back to their tax payer supported healthcare. gently caress. gently caress it, blow the whole thing up and throw all of them off the teat for gently caress's sake, loving fascist hypocrite fucks. gently caress this is going to be a long forever.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

World Famous W posted:

I got the winners of the Gay Abortions up now. So go and check that out I guess.

Holy hell do I need a year break after having to stare at that poo poo that long.

Seriously, if it's taking that much from you, just cancel it this year.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
I just may being a little dramatic for comedic purposes.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

World Famous W posted:

I just may being a little dramatic for comedic purposes.

As someone who had a breakdown from something similar, even just trying to joke about it might be hiding a very real strain.

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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

It's best to just embrace it, friends

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