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Andrast posted:Sounds like a really nice death bed discussion. Maybe their words won't be intelligible.
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:52 |
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i mean maybe she's cheating or maybe she's just trying to spice up your relationship dude I honestly wonder if he's not cheating on her, projection is really common and "she sent me a filthy snapchat!" seems like such a weird thing to freak out about WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:no, no it's her, she has the problem: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:52 |
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Gaunab posted:[28/M] My wife [26/F] sent me a snapchat of her fully naked and spreading her legs, she has never done this before and it was very abrupt which makes me suspicious. Nice humblebrag, bro. Your wife's horny and you should feel lucky, punk. Next he's gonna post "Strangely enough, I found $400 on the ground outside the post office today. Should I be paranoid?"
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:54 |
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Mirthless posted:MDMA contains the molecules of methamphetamine, they are not the same substance and MDMA is not generally considered a true amphetamine. You'll only get the full stimulant effects of Methamphetamine by actually doing meth. It's apparently a pretty popular combo to take them together. Well yes, I was being very pedantic about it. As said, I have never taken meth, but have done MDMA plenty and mixing it with uppers is 99.9% of the time something that kills the MDMA high, though perhaps crystal has a different effect
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:56 |
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Tabletop gaming didn't do this to this guy. This guy was hosed up beyond repair long before he ever picked up a 20 sided die.
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 22:58 |
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MF_James posted:Well yes, I was being very pedantic about it. As said, I have never taken meth, but have done MDMA plenty and mixing it with uppers is 99.9% of the time something that kills the MDMA high, though perhaps crystal has a different effect Yeah I can't speak for it either, same thing re: meth, I've just seen it suggested a lot. NomChompsky posted:Tabletop gaming didn't do this to this guy. This guy was hosed up beyond repair long before he ever picked up a 20 sided die. yeah, I think the problem WRT tabletop gaming is that it tends to attract people who like to bury themselves in their fantasies and some people's fantasies are really loving gross and hosed up and weird and awful
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:03 |
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quote:Did I [M35] cheat on my wife [33F] at a massage parlor?
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:04 |
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It's pretty disturbing that a 14 year old girl was active on OKC for 6 years and has been dating older men for that entire time period. Definite familial sexual abuse vibes coming up here. Despite all of that, a 20 year old likely abuse victim is this garbage person's soulmate forever~
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:05 |
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Gaunab posted:Did I [M35] cheat on my wife [33F] at a massage parlor? Open the relationship so you can explore your newly discovered GILF fetish.
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:06 |
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I like the dick mileage assumption that he pulls it out all the way in between thrusts
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:07 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:He's gay I'm, gay
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:07 |
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scrubs season six posted:I think every woman should confess to their SO that the night before they met she got All Holes Filled with Hard Cock by some strangers, just to see how he reacts. Would an enthusiastic "gently caress yeah!" combined with a high-five be the appropriate response?
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:07 |
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Do guys like this guy not connect the dots to maybe just asking his wife to touch his rear end?
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:07 |
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NomChompsky posted:Tabletop gaming didn't do this to this guy. This guy was hosed up beyond repair long before he ever picked up a 20 sided die. gaming didn't make that guy get a boner over eating women alive but hoo boy did it give him a venue to express it all over unsuspecting women without having to worry about any of the other nerdlingers involved making him feel bad about it
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:07 |
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Pick posted:I like the dick mileage assumption that he pulls it out all the way in between thrusts what do you think normally happens, you just chuck it in and wiggle it around a bit? full strokes are the par for the course
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:08 |
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One! *thrusts it in balls deep* *deep breath, removes cock up to the tip* Two! *thrusts it in balls deep* *deep breath, removes cock up to the tip* Three--!
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:08 |
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Pick posted:I like the dick mileage assumption that he pulls it out all the way in between thrusts my theory is these people have never had sex before also "eww THIGH GAP" lmao
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:09 |
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Pick posted:One! *thrusts it in balls deep* Ah, so this is the mythical so wonderful and so slutty gangbang that I've been waiting all my life for?
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:09 |
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Pick posted:I like the dick mileage assumption that he pulls it out all the way in between thrusts be sure to change your labia every 3000 miles for optimal performance
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:11 |
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Pick posted:you can get a fake one that wiggles and lasts for hours for less than a hundo. and you can wash it, to make sure it's washed, which frankly is a reaaaal step up Amanda Palmer has you covered
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:17 |
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chumbler posted:Do guys like this guy not connect the dots to maybe just asking his wife to touch his rear end? Butt Stuff is fun for everyone
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:19 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:be sure to change your labia every 3000 miles for optimal performance or approx 4800 km
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:20 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:be sure to change your labia every 3000 miles for optimal performance Is that similar to "putting the pussy on the chainwax" or is that a different vagina maintenance product/technique? Does Trojan or KY make this "pussy chainwax"?
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:20 |
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excuse me i am your service technician and i need to check your oil with my uh dipstick
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:21 |
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I insist the vaginas I dump my load into are equipped with a lubrication nipple so I don't have to stop the pump
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:22 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:what do you think normally happens, you just chuck it in and wiggle it around a bit?
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:23 |
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When I was in undergrad, all the girls super heavy into dressage talked about their horses like a normal person would talk about their boyfriend, and I thought this was super weird, but then it turns out that a lot of guys about snatch so I guess there's something about humans that can't seem to distinguish genitalia and modes of transport
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:23 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:I insist the vaginas I dump my load into are equipped with a lubrication nipple so I don't have to stop the pump No such thing as too much lube. Pick posted:When I was in undergrad, all the girls super heavy into dressage talked about their horses like a normal person would talk about their boyfriend, and I thought this was super weird, but then it turns out that a lot of guys about snatch so I guess there's something about humans that can't seem to distinguish genitalia and modes of transport As long as they aren't loving their horses/cars
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:26 |
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Pick posted:When I was in undergrad, all the girls super heavy into dressage talked about their horses like a normal person would talk about their boyfriend, and I thought this was super weird, but then it turns out that a lot of guys about snatch so I guess there's something about humans that can't seem to distinguish genitalia and modes of transport she's gotta lotta junk in the trunk
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:26 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:As long as they aren't loving their horses/cars I would not put it past either of those two groups
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:27 |
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Don't date horse people or manchildrenquote:This is going to sound like a joke, but I am serious. I am convinced my boss is trying to kill me. I am a diabetic, and struggle with it. She knows that. I came back from the doctor not too long ago and told people my blood sugars were really high again. The next day my boss brought in a box of oranges for the break room. She brings in doughnuts a lot and likes to surprise us with afternoon treats of smoothies. Our holiday lunch consisted of two entrées: fried chicken and pizza, neither of which I should be eating. There was salad too, but not much. And the desserts were overwhelming. I know my boss doesn’t like me. Luckily she can’t get rid of me easily. But now I’m wondering if she might be actually trying to get me to ruin my diabetic diet and end up in a diabetic coma or worse. I asked a couple of co-workers about it, but they just laughed. But I’m serious. Do you think I have a case to take to HR here?
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:29 |
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Pick posted:I would not put it past either of those two groups True that
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:30 |
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My (35F) husband (40M) of 10 years thinks I want to die on a horse.Relationships submitted 11 months ago * by Hohhthrowaway All right, the title was a little clickbaity. The problem, though, is real. My husband has trouble hearing me when I talk. I don't know whether this is genuinely a hearing problem or a listening problem. Regardless, he is constantly asking me to repeat myself and has been for years. That is annoying enough, but I could probably have continued to deal with it for the forseeable future if he hadn't recently picked up what is possibly the most irritating habit in the history of time. When I say something he doesn't hear, he no longer just asks me to repeat myself. Now, he paraphrases what he "thinks" he heard me say. For example, the title came from a time I told him I was going to iron my shorts. I guess he didn't hear, so he replied "what? You want to die on a horse?" He does this every time he doesn't hear something. We're talking about upwards of 5 times a day. "I'm brushing my teeth" becomes "you're rushing a thief?" "I'm going to the store" becomes "you're mowing on the shore?" "I'm making the baby a bottle" becomes "you're taking the neighbors a throttle?" You get the point. Obviously, he knows that I'm not actually saying the things he thinks I'm saying. I'm not even sure he actually thinks I'm saying them. I'm pretty sure this is all a big joke to him. He seems to think he's being absolutely hilarious, but this is driving me up the wall. I have told him it bothers me, and he agrees to stop, but that only lasts for a few days and then he's back to "what? You're baking a winner?" I think part of the problem is that we have very different senses of humor, and he genuinely doesn't understand why I don't find him the funniest guy ever when he asks why I'm going to put glass in my jar. But Reddit, I don't know how much longer I can take this. FWIW, I have asked him to get his hearing checked, but he claims it's fine. Should I insist? Should I talk to him again? Should I just stop talking to him at all? Do I need to get earplugs so I never have to hear "what? You're beading a hook?" Again? Help, please. TL;DR: Husband thinks it's funny to "mishear" me as saying ridiculous things. He's driving me up the wall and I don't know how to get him to stop. EDIT: Thanks for the responses, everyone! I'm so glad to hear I'm not the only one with this issue. I'm going to sit down with my husband tomorrow and try to have a conversation with him about his hearing. I'm hoping he'll agree to a hearing test, but if he won't, I think I can at least explain how his current behavior is maddening and get him to agree to use less irritating ways of asking me to repeat what I said. I'll post if I have an update!
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:32 |
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a real winnerquote:Girlfriend (f23) loves horses. I (m27) hate horses.
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:33 |
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My cock is the size and shape of a medium to large American pond turtle.
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:35 |
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Pick posted:
let she who does not verbally update her deaf husband on literally every action she takes cast the first obnoxiousness stone
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:37 |
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Pick posted:Girlfriend (f23) loves horses. I (m27) hate horses. Hmm yeah I guess I should date this woman who is really into horses but man I really hate horses what should I do can you help me reddit
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# ? Jan 17, 2017 23:38 |
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Pick posted:
I'm going to do this 10x a day until my gf threatens to murder me and then I will only do it twice a day.
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respectquote:I (23f) saw a facebook chat between my BF (23M) and his brother (27ishM) that was very cruel about my appearance. I just don't know what to do because it REALLY hurts.Relationships
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