TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

I've been explaining the difference between growth and proficiency to women for YEARS

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:01

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 12:44

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Trump suuuucks, man.

nah dude

TRUMP is the best drat president ever

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:02

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

repubs woulda tested the recess theory appointemnet or w/e
woulda had sooooooo many lawyers all over that shiit
but not obama
cuz why
cuz its obamarama baby

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:02

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

Man theres literally nothing to look forward to

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:03

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Uncle Wemus posted:

Man theres literally nothing to look forward to

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/821342600322043905

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:03

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

After that, annihilation

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:04

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

the highly-developed bilobed processes of the vinculum are absent, also piss

*blows into bubble pipe*

I see your observations are as usual keen and astute, Dr. Party Boat, my good man. Quite!

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:04

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Uncle Wemus posted:

Man theres literally nothing to look forward to

Lol you think he's going to make us immortal too

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:04

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/821342600322043905

hehe "pouring"

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:05

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

weird how putin's favorability started going up with conservative americans in beginning in the middle of 2015 almost like someone was trying to influence america's opinion on our relationship with russia for some reason

not sure what that reason was though

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:05

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; Can't post for 9 days!

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/CherOfficiaI/status/821544396206182400

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https://twitter.com/QCluminati/status/821551254174367745

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:05

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Baloogan posted:

nah dude

TRUMP is the best drat president ever

is your vacation over and you're bummed you have to go back? what is it about your posting that is so like rote these days?

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:06

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

yeah

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:07

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

im livin for the weekend!

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:08

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; Can't post for 9 days!

Lord of Pie posted:

But would there be a Make Eggplant Aubergine Again hat

Eggplants don't talk, they listen.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:08

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/CherOfficiaI/status/821544396206182400

Edit: doesn't format right here on SA, click thru

Owns

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:08

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/821342600322043905

bikers for trump, bikers 4 trump, or bikers 4 liberty?

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:09

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

N-word tape drops today!

this is entirely based on some unproven rumor some provocateur posted to a right wing rag based on what he heard from within NBC/buzzfeed. But I want to believe

:worship:

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:10

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

BeOSPOS posted:

N-word tape drops today!

this is entirely based on some unproven rumor some provocateur posted to a right wing rag based on what he heard from within NBC/buzzfeed. But I want to believe

toxx 4 it

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:12

Origami Dali: Jan 7, 2005; Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

That ain't Cher, srry.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:12

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

I didn't know Burning Man is at the Trump Tower this year

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:12

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

mormonpartyboat posted:

bikers for trump, bikers 4 trump, or bikers 4 liberty?

Байкеры для Тrump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyF5tbN8iXw

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:14

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

BeOSPOS posted:

N-word tape drops today!

this is entirely based on some unproven rumor some provocateur posted to a right wing rag based on what he heard from within NBC/buzzfeed. But I want to believe

You read Info Wars

lol

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:14

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Origami Dali posted:

That ain't Cher, srry.

lol I didnt even look, Id believe anything was a cher tweet, except correct spelling/grammar

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:15

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

http://www.infowars.com/report-cnnbuzzfeed-to-release-damaging-new-trump-tape-48-hours-before-inauguration/

quote:

A source claiming to work for NBC has contacted Infowars to warn of a CNN/Buzzfeed plot to release a damaging video tape of Donald Trump just 48 hours before he is inaugurated as president.

According to the source, who wishes to remain anonymous, a two minute clip has been cut from out-takes of Trump�s appearances on The Apprentice which is �very damaging� and �nuclear in impact�.

The tape has been circulating for a while in an effort to attract rich backers such as Mark Cuban or Larry Flynt who would be prepared to take the substantial legal risk of releasing the video.

However, with Trump�s inauguration looming, �the plan is to leak it to CNN and Buzzfeed (as the ultimate f**k you) on Wednesday at 3pm,� claims the source.

The source added that he had the names of the people who were set to leak the tape and would be getting in touch with Trump�s Chief Strategist Steve Bannon to pass on the information.

Previous reports containing the existence of such a tape circulated before the election and resurfaced again on December 16 when comedian Tom Arnold claimed he had seen the footage and that it contained Trump saying, �every bad thing ever, every offensive, racist thing ever. It was him sitting in that chair saying the N-word, saying the C-word, calling his son a retard, just being so mean to his own children.�

Arnold also claimed that �he had talked to several other Hollywood players who had also seen the tape�.

According to Apprentice creator Mark Burnett, MGM, which acquired his company, has not released the tape due to contractual and legal restrictions.

The goal is to neutralize the impact of the tape by pointing out that it is yet another underhanded attempt to de-legitimize Trump�s presidency and put him on the back foot as soon as he enters office.

According to the source, the original plan was to release a portion of the tape on Sunday or Monday as a teaser, but Trump�s feud with Congressman John Lewis caused the leakers to reconsider and hold off.

�They should have released it on MLK day, but they want assurances of financial backing in case they get sued. One person still works for the Apprentice, he even thinks this will help with ratings!� states the source.

The tape contains Trump allegedly using the n-word off camera and the objective is to �discredit the president before the inauguration,� states the source.

We will update this report with more information as and when it becomes available.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:17

ohgodwhat: Aug 6, 2005

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Байкеры для Тrump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyF5tbN8iXw

What about the Night Wolves? Putin's biker gang in the Ukraine?

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:17

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

EugeneJ posted:

You read Info Wars

lol

I get all my news from cspam :crossarms:

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:17

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

where's bill clinton's illegitimate child, infowars

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:18

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

logikv9 posted:

where's bill clinton's illegitimate child, infowars

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:19

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

happy n tape day everyone!!

i hope everyone enjoys their presents

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:20

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Zyla posted:

happy n tape day everyone!!

i hope everyone enjoys their presents

Was this maybe why Trump reached out to prominent African American leader Steve Harvey

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:21

cams: Mar 28, 2003

i can't wait for the tweets from the president of the united states about how black people say it all the time so he can say it

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:21

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

with the way the last week has gone the n word tape is gonna be days old and about John Lewis

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:22

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

EugeneJ posted:

proud to report that my efforts to purge the clintons from my memory have borne some small amount of fruit, because it took me a moment to remember who this was

now that I remember I've been reminded, which means they're back into my memory, but it's comforting to know my efforts are effective and someday I will have no more knowledge of them

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:23

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

SpaceGoku posted:

proud to report that my efforts to purge the clintons from my memory have borne some small amount of fruit, because it took me a moment to remember who this was

now that I remember I've been reminded, which means they're back into my memory, but it's comforting to know my efforts are effective and someday I will have no more knowledge of them

there is no cure for clinton derangement syndrome, it is a lifelong condition. when you're 70 years old you'll be waking up with nightsweats at the thought of chelsea's daughter making a senate run

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:28

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

I think Chelsea is cute, AMA

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:29

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

The cool thing about Donald Trump is that he'll finally rid the world of these American states and through her nonexistence, America will truly be made Great Again.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:29

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

I look forward to death

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:29

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

with the way the last week has gone the n word tape is gonna be days old and about John Lewis

however the media's take will be "maybe trump has a point????"

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:30

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 12:44

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

ScrubLeague posted:

The cool thing about Donald Trump is that he'll finally rid the world of these American states and through her nonexistence, America will truly be made Great Again.

I sink, therefore I am

# ? Jan 18, 2017 06:31

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