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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Gotta cut his spider-sense some slack, since she's apparently capable of teleporting.

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ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Started looking through the archives more or less at random, and I just really appreciate how much incompetence/slapstick they crammed into five panels:





That was the dramatic climax of several months of storyline.

I'm glad Spidey was able to transfer his curse for a split second and save the day.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

ManlyGrunting posted:

I'm glad Spidey was able to transfer his curse for a split second and save the day.

If that was his actual superpower he would be unstoppable.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Started looking through the archives more or less at random, and I just really appreciate how much incompetence/slapstick they crammed into five panels:





That was the dramatic climax of several months of storyline.

I finally see why spidey couldn't defeat a raccoon

rocket

rocket

it all makes sense

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.




amishjosh
Jul 16, 2004
Yeah

Lurdiak posted:

You know, usually mobsters just... shoot reporters.

and incur the wrath of IRON JONAH?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


:3:

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!
I'm the bored out of my skull manager at 2am who thinks a walking-on-2-legs-clothes-wearing-talking-raccoon is a pet.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I'm not sure which I love more, the manager deciding the bipedal spacesuit-wearing raccoon is a pet or Peter for thinking his best possible excuse is "it is a child in a space raccoon costume."

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



the last panel is amazing

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

ImpAtom posted:

I'm not sure which I love more, the manager deciding the bipedal spacesuit-wearing raccoon is a pet or Peter for thinking his best possible excuse is "it is a child in a space raccoon costume."
and then the manager believes it because he is definitely not being paid enough to care.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Newspaper Spider-Man turned into a wacky slice of life sitcom so gradually I hardly even noticed!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.




I keep askin' you - what's a raccoon?

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
That may be the best post/redtext combo I have ever seen.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Tiggum posted:



I keep askin' you - what's a raccoon?

https://youtu.be/gyZDZCGQJf8

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Tiggum posted:



I keep askin' you - what's a raccoon?



nice combo

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.
It's a real, (quality) costume for the whole family!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Remember how Gamora only had, like, a bit of a green blush?

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

davidspackage posted:

Remember how Gamora only had, like, a bit of a green blush?

That dude's gonna take what he can get.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



techknight posted:

It's a real, (quality) costume for the whole family!



DON'T EVER TALK TO ME OR MY SPACE SON EVER AGAIN!!

Still Fluxing
Feb 14, 2013

A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.

Tiggum posted:



I keep askin' you - what's a raccoon?

That's like the platonic ideal of an icon. :allears:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

techknight posted:

It's a real, (quality) costume for the whole family!



I'm Starlord Part Deux

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Guardians of the Galaxy: But With Two Starlords And Gamoras and No Groots Or Draxi

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Endless Mike posted:

DON'T EVER TALK TO ME OR MY SPACE SON EVER AGAIN!!

See, I would have gone with "Star Lad".

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Oh jeez oh jeeez oh jeez cmon why isnt the high res loaded up

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

auuugh

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Asleep, fully clothed, except for the raccoon, who is naked.

Edit

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
whoo boy

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

dammit

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Man, who knew they allowed this kind of filth into newspapers?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Sometimes, family isn't a mom and a dad; sometimes family is a 30-something year old freelance photographer that falls asleep in his jeans, his wife who turns away from him in her sleep and the naked space furry that's sharing the motel room with them.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Newspaper Spiderman is the greatest artistic work of our era.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

I've been fighting a cold, and upon seeing this I literally started laughing so hard I had a coughing fit and got dizzy from how long it was going on.

Newspaper Spider-Man you are killing meeeeee

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Kwyndig posted:

Asleep, fully clothed, except for the raccoon, who is naked.

Edit

And there sleeping on top of the blankets with the lights on.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

This is how spiders sleep.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Rocket is too cute. Little grumpy space soldier.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Sometimes, family isn't a mom and a dad; sometimes family is a 30-something year old freelance photographer

Joe Quesada bursts through the wall of the thread "HE'S IN HIS EARLY TWENTIES AT THE LATEST!"

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
"Also he's a genius inventor and millionaire, because readers can relate to that more than to a 30-something husband and father trying to balance work and family and superheroics."

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Deadpool gets to be a dad but Spider-man doesn't, lmao.

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