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cinci zoo sniper posted:i used to do that, but i would turn my alarm off and sleepwalk back to bed, through arbitrary number of obstacles - including furniture intentionally displaced to be as annoying as gently caress come the time i reach for the phone. eventually nothing did help, so now ive settled with running an alarm clock that completely locks down my phone for 30 minutes, or until disabled. to disable the alarm clock, i have to solve a few simple mathematical tasks (like, how much is 7*13 + 8*9), rearrange a grid of numbers into an ascending order, complete a short memory card game, repeat a button pattern shown on the screen, vigorously shake my phone for a minute, and then enter a captcha. this taught me how to do simple math subconsciously
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Chelb posted:that's insane
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Volkerball posted:this taught me how to do simple math subconsciously
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cinci zoo sniper posted:not really insane, this setup is nearly 100% effective with respect to getting me up as planned. otherwise i just sleepwalk and turn the alarm off, or, like back in latvian dorm, sleep through the alarm going off for 45 minutes at all, until my coursemate from a different room across the corridor starts banging on my dorm room door since he slept through his alarm, but woke up to mine get more sleep
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WoodrowSkillson posted:go to bed earlier?
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"WHY DON'T YOU JUST BE LESS BUSY," he asked, smugly
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7 years prison for what chelsea manning did seems light
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she had the possibility of parole 8 years into her sentence so not really?
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also adrian lamo is a huge piece of poo poo and never got any jail time
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Volkerball posted:7 years prison for what chelsea manning did seems light yeah being put on a slab butt rear end nekkid so you don't suicide and watched over by marines who will not loving talk to you is light
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syscall girl posted:yeah being put on a slab butt rear end nekkid so you don't suicide and watched over by marines who will not loving talk to you is light hell we used to do that for fun
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Volkerball posted:hell we used to do that for fun 
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Volkerball posted:hell we used to do that for fun this is insane you are insane
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Volkerball posted:hell we used to do that for fun VB sad he didn't get assigned to Abu Gharib, thought they did a wonderful job.
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i for one am glad there will be millennial representation at trump's inauguration https://mobile.twitter.com/pattymo/status/821426346081525760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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Majorian posted:"Fart: a noise that all species with anuses make." What about cloacas you racist
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BI NOW GAY LATER posted:VB sad he didn't get assigned to Abu Gharib, thought they did a wonderful job. Being Jeb explains vb alot
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BI NOW GAY LATER posted:VB sad he didn't get assigned to Abu Gharib, thought they did a wonderful job. wait what did that actually happen and if so link please
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botany posted:wait what i think it is what many round these parts call a joke, friend i can see why'd you be confused though, jokes are a rare currency here
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hi yes i'd like to deposit six jokes into my joke account
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boy are my arms tired posted:hi yes i'd like to deposit six jokes into my joke account hmm yes seems your account is now at -24,094
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boy are my arms tired posted:i think it is what many round these parts call a joke, friend "it's a hard living but we make do", the joke miner says, wiping his forehead. "i heard of a man, shot a guy in reno just to take his jokes"
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WoodrowSkillson posted:hmm yes seems your account is now at -24,094 what can i say, went to vegas and lost all my jokes, but i couldn't just leave, jokeless, like a failure, could i
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Remember when dadchat was funny? Before the joke springs dried up? Dadchat was never funny
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boy are my arms tired posted:i think it is what many round these parts call a joke, friend you never know with goons
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Being Jeb explains vb alot And THAT Apu, is what we in America call a wet willy!!! *surveys audience of unimpressed Marines* please clap
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remember when D&D branded fyad posters as "jokemen" like it was an actual insult
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Washington (CNN) - Betsy DeVos, President-elect Donald Trump's education secretary nominee, said it should be up to states whether guns are allowed in schools, citing grizzly bear protection as part of her answer. She also said she would support Trump if he moved to ban gun-free schools zones, a position he advocated on the campaign trail. Connecticut Sen. Chris Murphy, who represents Sandy Hook, the site of the 2012 school shooting, asked DeVos if she believes guns have "any place in and around schools." "I think that is best left to locales and states to decide," she said. After Murphy pushed DeVos about why she can't say definitively whether they belong, DeVos brought up a story Sen. Mike Enzi told earlier about a school in Wyoming that has fences around it to protect against grizzly bears. "I will refer back to Sen. Enzi and the school he is talking about in Wyoming. I think probably there, I would imagine there is probably a gun in a school to protect from potential grizzlies," she said. The comment drew some laughs in the room. As for Trump's campaign pledge to end gun free school zones, DeVos said she would support the President-elect on the issue. "If the question is around gun violence and the results of that, please know that my heart bleeds and is broken for those families that have lost any individual due to gun violence," she said.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:remember when D&D branded fyad posters as "jokemen" like it was an actual insult no, i do not
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First things first, has anyone here never taken a chemistry class before? *raises hand, looks around the room* 
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WoodrowSkillson posted:remember when D&D branded fyad posters as "jokemen" like it was an actual insult nope
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Volkerball posted:First things first, has anyone here never taken a chemistry class before? you telling me you've never made a baking soda and vinegar volcano dude
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boy are my arms tired posted:you telling me you've never made a baking soda and vinegar volcano
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boy are my arms tired posted:you telling me you've never made a baking soda and vinegar volcano i think i did in some general science class but i never took a dedicated chemistry class. wasn't required.
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Remember when dadchat was funny? Before the joke springs dried up? speak for yrself boyo
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i still have no idea who half you jokers are after all the rampant namechange chicanery
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paranoid randroid posted:i still have no idea who half you jokers are after all the rampant namechange chicanery Which is like the weakest possible form of joking
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Dreylad posted:nope it was when the feminism threads here died. fyad posters started making more jokes in the thread than people liked, a long drawn out discussion about jokes and their potential harms was had, and the femthread moved to e/n because D&D simply could not handle a rational discussion of the topic for long.
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paranoid randroid posted:i still have no idea who half you jokers are after all the rampant namechange chicanery i hate this too and often lose track entirely.
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