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ItBurns
Jul 24, 2007

This is good.

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Feb 13, 2007




I bought a space cock that sucks up berries for me

Lonk
Jan 26, 2012

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

CLAM DOWN posted:

I bought a space cock that sucks up berries for me

Keep that wallet out because that_shaman also datamined a celestial rooster glider

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

CLAM DOWN posted:

I bought a space cock that sucks up berries for me

This can't be real: there's no way you wouldn't just use your mouth to eat those berries.

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
How long does this event typically last?

knowonecanknow
Apr 19, 2009

Ambition must be made to counteract ambition.

Sole.Sushi posted:

This can't be real: there's no way you wouldn't just use your mouth to eat those berries.

It regurgitates them into his mouth then he eats the rooster too.

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!
Ah, makes sense now.

Kessel
Mar 6, 2007

so basically Arus sucks space cock and berries

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

nickhimself posted:

How long does this event typically last?

About two weeks. The actual Chinese New Year is on the 28th so you've got at least until then.

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

Kassad posted:

About two weeks. The actual Chinese New Year is on the 28th so you've got at least until then.

Awesome, thanks

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Why on earth is this thread stickied

UchihaHirou
Mar 8, 2007

Active Skill:
Solves all problems.

CLAM DOWN posted:

Why on earth is this thread stickied

Record holder for most time without a meltdown?

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Feb 13, 2007




UchihaHirou posted:

Record holder for most time without a meltdown?

:lol:

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Grab them by the crab.

Blasphemeral
Jul 26, 2012

Three mongrel men in exchange for a party member? I found that one in the Faustian Bargain Bin.

CLAM DOWN posted:

Why on earth is this thread stickied

The real question, I think, is why on Earth there are two active, apparently current EVE Online threads in this same forum.


edit: Or, maybe, why off Earth, since it's a spacemans game...?

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Blasphemeral posted:

The real question, I think, is why on earth there are two active, apparently current EVE Online threads in this same forum.

why play internet spaceships when guild wars deuce lets you chomp weeds with a shiny space cock

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
This thread is pinned. :stare:

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Thank you, no one had mentioned it yet

Sair
May 11, 2007

Everyone come play the Guild Wars 2, it is a good game.

Illuyankas
Oct 22, 2010

Sair posted:

Everyone come play the Guild Wars 2, it is a good game.

:yeah:

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sair posted:

Everyone come play the Guild Wars 2, it is a good game.

knowonecanknow
Apr 19, 2009

Ambition must be made to counteract ambition.
Lets buy 20 banner ads and increase recruitment. Maybe then most of GOON wont be repping other guilds

GI_Clutch
Aug 22, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Dinosaur Gum
I proudly rep GOON 100% of the time I log in every few days when I remember to sign in to get my daily reward chest, then log back out, waiting for new content to drop.

thanks alot assbag
Feb 18, 2005

BLUUUUHHHHHH
Sometimes I accidentally click into the GOON mumble when I mean to go to SFD's and I have to be like "oh hey... so like.... bye.....!!!"

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

GI_Clutch posted:

I proudly rep GOON 100% of the time I log in every few days when I remember to sign in to get my daily reward chest, then log back out, waiting for new content to drop.

same but irl

Schpyder
Jun 13, 2002

Attackle Grackle

Alteisen posted:

same but irl

what does this even mean

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Feb 13, 2007




Schpyder posted:

what does this even mean

I say this every day for at least one post in this thread

Priapus Unbound
Aug 28, 2011


Behold, the redditiest of all reddit posts.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/5ot2ep/sexy_guild_wars_2/

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

huh

*backs out of thread slowly*

knowonecanknow
Apr 19, 2009

Ambition must be made to counteract ambition.

What was it? All I see is [removed]

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

knowonecanknow posted:

What was it? All I see is [removed]

An imgur gallery mostly of women in skimpy armor, no armor, or upskirts. Also beach faren.

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


Poops Mcgoots posted:

Also beach faren.

At least it's not all bad, then.

e.

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Schpyder posted:

what does this even mean

sorry man, dopped up on painkillers, pay me no mind

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...



Poops Mcgoots posted:

An imgur gallery mostly of women in skimpy armor, no armor, or upskirts. Also beach faren.

quote:

Does the ESRB even matter anymore for this game? I haven't seen the game sold in a store in 4 years. Any new expansion is going to be available only on the website.

So I say to Anet, you do not need to comply to the ESRB.

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...



imagine being some dude so hard up for porn that you want anet to fill gw2 with it instead of playing one of the millions of free mmos that are already two steps away from being porn as it is

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007





sup

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
:butt: :perfect:

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


Orv
May 4, 2011
Should see a doctor about that.

Or a cultist.

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