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got any sevens posted:Jesus, must've been a bad xmas. Yup. She probably would have waited until Unofficial Divorce/Break Up Month January but I was going on a business trip for a couple weeks so she could clear out of the house. At least I have a bunch of really good friends who took me to a cabin and got me high as a kite and wasted the next weekend. Now I'm like my man Matty Ice and wondering about that grad student (intern in this case)
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fartknocker posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3552417&pagenumber=4&perpage=40#post416095648 Thank you. and lol that Gendo hated them.
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fartknocker posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3552417&pagenumber=4&perpage=40#post416095648 nrr, sweet thursday, bbp, may contain peanuts, Fancy rear end Ho...the good days. For all its faults SAS was pretty boss to read back then.
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fartknocker posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3552417&pagenumber=4&perpage=40#post416095648 Lol Ehud calling Pryor to the Browns a year before it happens
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:He's not picking the linemen he's coaching them The linemen who are tipping run versus pass plays? Those ones? Those are the ones he's coaching?
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fartknocker posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3552417&pagenumber=4&perpage=40#post416095648 FizFashizzle posted:Hardy is eventually going to roid rage out on a girlfriend and it's going to be sad. sadly prescient
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fartknocker posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3552417&pagenumber=4&perpage=40#post416095648  
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Spoeank posted:The linemen who are tripping over our QB? Those ones? Those are the ones he's coaching?  Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:nrr, sweet thursday, bbp, may contain peanuts, Fancy rear end Ho...the good days. For all its faults SAS was pretty boss to read back then. drat, you reminded me how I would've loved to seen BBP in the Cowboys/Packers GDT during those final 2 minutes. whypick1 fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Jan 18, 2017 |
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Jan 18, 2017 05:58
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Ehud posted:what does TFF voice sound like
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Also ps I hope all you goons have a good year and find joy and poo poo and get high with your SO whenever is appropriate pps. gently caress Tom Cable Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Jan 18, 2017 |
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Jan 18, 2017 06:12
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https://twitter.com/MikeSilver/status/821580731197464576 IT'S SHANAHAPPENING
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Spoeank posted:https://twitter.com/MikeSilver/status/821580731197464576 Congratulations, your team has a chance to actually be fun to watch while it rebuilds. Hopefully the team doesn't scapegoat the guy after the team doesn't make playoffs for its first two years with him since, you know, you have a barren wasteland of talent. But 49ers so 
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I got bored and mapped out coaching changes by team/division since the re-alignment, mainly because I was curious to see if any division had had 3 changes in 1 off-season (thrice: '06 NFCN, '09 AFCW+NFCW). I'm surprised out how fairly steady the number of changes league-wide has been for the past half-decade, compared to the thrash seen in the mid-to-late 00's.
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The Big Jesus posted:As somebody whose girlfriend of 6 years left him the day after Christmas, that fanfic hit me way too loving hard holy poo poo. That's rough homie. Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:nrr, sweet thursday, bbp, may contain peanuts, Fancy rear end Ho...the good days. For all its faults SAS was pretty boss to read back then. Everytime I read through an old TFF thread I get sad that all these posters are gone now. Also makes me wonder when I'll finally shuffle off this message board. Relentlessboredomm fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Jan 18, 2017 |
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Matt Ryan was the perfect boring rear end QB for the Falcons after just getting rid of a QB who, ya know, liked to drown dogs in swimming pools. His draft interview was probably: "So Matt do you like to torture animals?" "No" "Awesome see ya in April."
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The Big Jesus posted:As somebody whose girlfriend of 6 years left him the day after Christmas, that fanfic hit me way too loving hard holy poo poo. Holy poo poo, she sucks, dude. Sorry to hear that.
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Matt Ryan is also just a swell young man: https://medium.com/sportspickle/aaron-rodgers-parents-spotted-taking-matt-ryan-out-for-ice-cream-66ddb0778a29#.fpv65wy5q quote:ATLANTA — Aaron Rodgers’ troubled relationship with his family may have hit a new low this week after his parents were seen treating Matt Ryan to an ice cream cone. The parents of the Green Bay quarterback tousled Ryan’s hair and gave him hugs as the Falcons signal caller enjoyed a cookies and cream cone with rainbow sprinkles at Morellis Gourmet Ice Cream in Atlanta. Their birth son will be in the city later this week to take on Ryan in the NFC Championship Game.
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dont hate the playa posted:Matt Ryan was the perfect boring rear end QB for the Falcons after just getting rid of a QB who, ya know, liked to drown dogs in swimming pools. His draft interview was probably: Having a boring QB is honestly the most amazing feeling on the planet.
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Ehud posted:what does TFF voice sound like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy1dXPuI_gE
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DNS posted:Having a boring QB is honestly the most amazing feeling on the planet. I accidentally turned into a really big Eagles fan pretending to really like Michael Vick to annoy all my friends.
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sirtommygunn posted:The Jets just gave 8 million a year to a guard with exactly 1 ok year and 3 horrible ones. gently caress Brian Winters, gently caress Mike Maccagnan, gently caress this dumbass organization. If you don't re-sign him you're relegating the line to whatever JAG rookie you pick up in the 5th and would initiate another round of complaints about the line being trash.
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Diva Cupcake posted:Boy you bitch about literally everything. Winters has been an above average guard for the last 2 years and is only 25. The cost to replace a guy like him on the open market starts at ~15m guaranteed which is exactly what he got. It's a very reasonable deal. Also there's good evidence to show that offensive lines improve as they play together over time, so keeping the same average-level player is likely significantly better than bringing in a slightly cheaper replacement with the same talent level
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This is kinda cute. The playoff seedings if every one score game had gone in the opposite direction: AFC: Bills 13-3 Chargers 12-4 Ravens 9-7 Jaguars 9-7 Patriots 11-5 Broncos 10-6 ============= Steelers 9-7 Chiefs 9-7 Titans 8-8 Bengals 8-7-1 Colts 7-9 Jets 6-10 Texans 5-11 Raiders 5-11 Browns 5-11 Dolphins 4-12 NFC: Eagles 12-4 Falcons 11-5 Cardinals 10-5-1 Vikings 10-6 Saints 10-6 Panthers 10-6 ============= Packers 9-7 Bears 8-8 Cowboys 8-8 Washington 8-7-1 Seahawks 8-7-1 Buccaneers 7-9 Giants 7-9 49ers 6-10 Lions 6-10 Rams 5-11 Kalli fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Jan 18, 2017 |
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Kalli posted:This is kinda cute. The playoff seedings if every one score game had gone in the opposite direction: I think that more accurately shows how bad the Browns were this year.
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Kalli posted:This is kinda cute. The playoff seedings if every one score game had gone in the opposite direction: The Eagles should be a lot better next year argument just got stronger. Also what does that say about the Falcons? They could/should've been a 13-14 win team if not for the non call in Seattle and the two point conversion returned for a TD. Poor Buffalo
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Oh , this is cool Broncos: http://deadspin.com/new-broncos-coach-vance-joseph-left-university-of-color-1791303337quote:At the time, the implication in local reports was that Vance Joseph’s departure was connected to a massive recruiting scandal that involved multiple women saying they were raped by football players, as well as reports of slush funds, and recruiting parties that hired strippers.
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Kalli posted:Oh , this is cool Broncos: http://deadspin.com/new-broncos-coach-vance-joseph-left-university-of-color-1791303337 Maybe they can trade for Big Ben now?
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Kalli posted:This is kinda cute. The playoff seedings if every one score game had gone in the opposite direction: Really jealous of the alternate universe me where Tyrod Taylor is meeting Bernie Sanders in the White House.
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fsif posted:Really jealous of the alternate universe me where Tyrod Taylor is meeting Bernie Sanders in the White House. Alternate universe you lives in a cool and good universe. I bet they halted the extinction of black rhino there too, because they are serious about conservation.
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In an alternate universe, Tom Brady is already a six-time Super Bowl champion, going for his 7th this weekend.
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Kalli posted:Oh , this is cool Broncos: http://deadspin.com/new-broncos-coach-vance-joseph-left-university-of-color-1791303337
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Vance Joseph also molested a little girl in high school. And lol at the 5-11 Raiders. Give Carr all the money.
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The ESPN Browns writer says they'll get rid of RG3 and try to sign Tyrod Taylor. What.
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Volkerball posted:Vance Joseph also molested a little girl in high school.
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extendedsolo posted:The Eagles should be a lot better next year argument just got stronger. Also what does that say about the Falcons? They could/should've been a 13-14 win team if not for the non call in Seattle and the two point conversion returned for a TD. Poor Buffalo It says that maybe they should get better coaching not that it's all super fluky
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