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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPhVhQZUCpM

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Turdfuzz posted:

i dont think she started it cuz i remember hearing about it b4 that but she sure didnt help

No, I know she didn't start it, but she popularized it post-election, I feel. Or at least, she was the impetus for Donald to start using it.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
You'll never see a tape, because there is no tape. But if the tape leaked, well that would be very embarrassing because I said there isn't one.

Just holy lamo forever.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

FistEnergy posted:

edit: also my wife and i are having our 3rd child tomorrow. glad the baby will be born on the last obama day :waycool:

ur child will die from climate change

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Nichael posted:

Trump's embrace of the phrase "fake news" is legitimately terrifying. Didn't it start after Clinton had that post-election talk on the subject?

Yes, and they've perverted the phrase from meaning "literally made-up news to get clicks from idiots" to mean anything that might not be 100% sources or verified yet, or really anything that they don't like or agree with. So instead of any actual examination of millions of people getting pumped fake news stories made up by Macedonian teenagers via facebook and google "curation," they'll just keep screaming and living in a bubble.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Origami Dali posted:

You'll never see a tape, because there is no tape. But if the tape leaked, well that would be very embarrassing because I said there isn't one.

Just holy lamo forever.

Regardless of the tape's existence (and it certainly exists), I think Donald would talk like this because he always talks like this about loving everything.

brugroffil posted:

Yes, and they've perverted the phrase from meaning "literally made-up news to get clicks from idiots" to mean anything that might not be 100% sources or verified yet, or really anything that they don't like or agree with. So instead of any actual examination of millions of people getting pumped fake news stories made up by Macedonian teenagers via facebook and google "curation," they'll just keep screaming and living in a bubble.

This is a massive problem. It's a weapon in his "gently caress the First Amendment" arsenal and it's god drat obvious.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Turdfuzz posted:

ur child will die from climate change

be nice

his child will be fine in the caves

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

pathetic little tramp posted:

quote:

Deficit Donald
no

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Nichael posted:

Regardless of the tape's existence (and it certainly exists), I think Donald would talk like this because he always talks like this about loving everything.

Or maybe he talks like that because every terrible thing anyone has said about him is true because he's a super horrible human being

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

euphronius posted:

everyone predicted this

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

quote:

“I know that some people are questioning her qualifications to be secretary of education, and too many of those questions seem to me to be based on the fact that she doesn’t come from within the education establishment. But honestly I believe that today, that’s one of the most important qualifications you could have for this job.”

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Intel&Sebastian posted:

Or maybe he talks like that because every terrible thing anyone has said about him is true because he's a super horrible human being

Well that too, yeah. He's a weird guy who's likely as damaged as he is due to an upbringing of abuse.


The rest of its suggestions weren't bad and I don't get the poo poo you guys are giving it. Dumb and simple narratives are good. "Deficit Donald" isn't, but "Russian urine drenched Donald" is fine.

Colonel J
Jan 3, 2008
wheres the n-word tape huh

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 361 days!
I just realized Obama has like a day and a half to take everyone's guns, shouldn't conservative voters be flipping the hell out about that right now?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I'm confident the staffers around Trump are using the phrase 'fake news' to calm baby donald from having an explosive tantrum. Distracting him from his discomfort at criticism.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
The reversal of fake news is just classic style "no puppet, you're the puppet" Trump. It's his tactic for literally every criticism.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


tenderjerk posted:

I just realized Obama has like a day and a half to take everyone's guns, shouldn't conservative voters be flipping the hell out about that right now?

I hope he mandatory gay marries me :swoon:

Origami Dali posted:

The reversal of fake news is just classic style "no puppet, you're the puppet" Trump. It's his tactic for literally every criticism.

Right, a lot of his tactics aren't complicated. Actually all of his tactics aren't. That's why it's so hilarious that a man who put so little effort into something upended the American political system. How Jeb! was our democracy?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

tenderjerk posted:

I just realized Obama has like a day and a half to take everyone's guns, shouldn't conservative voters be flipping the hell out about that right now?

buy more guns? think you have enough? well you don't! buy more!

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

ur child will die from climate change

yeah but we'll all die together probably

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

FistEnergy posted:

yeah but we'll all die together probably

congratulations!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i have been ready for this for over a month

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
dehumanized in record time

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

lol what a moron thanks for saying that there is a tap AGAIN

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

logikv9 posted:

i have been ready for this for over a month

I've been depressed my whole life. You'd think that would be enough preparation, but I'm still not ready. :sigh:

Serf
May 5, 2011


Yinlock posted:

that implies that they still care, albeit on an evil level, what happens to other people

no they're just 100% self-absorbed

i no poo poo believe they do care

they just care about making people miserable

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

congratulations!

lol if u havent already picked out your spot to watch the icbms arrive, just lmbo

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i am ready for trump and becoming a college republican

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Tatum Girlparts posted:

holy poo poo literally saying 'haha boy will I be embarrassed if I get proven to be a liar about my weird piss sex'

Like, people who don't actually have piss sex with russian whores just say 'yea, there's no tape, there's no proof because this is all bullshit', they don't say 'this is bullshit...BOY I HOPE NO ONE TAPED THAT PISS SEX I HAD THO'

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
im so happy that this poo poo show is on on friday night in europe

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
no
[/quote]

Donald ran on reducing the deficit, he's going to increase it by over 50% and that's a conservative estimate, dems need to start thinking of something and start digging it into his brain now.

I don't care if it's not Deficit Donald even though that's the best choice and would really piss him off, but it has to be something. "Donald 'Killed Medicare' Trump" "Donald 'Killed Social Security' Trump" "Disaster Donald" "Disaster President". Just tie it around his neck.

Whatever dems choose they have to choose something, just stop making democratic policy positions look like:

quote:

The reason that we feel we are in disagreement with donald trump is If you have nothing better to do, Count [or Prince], and if the prospect of spending an evening with a poor invalid is not too terrible, I shall be very charmed to see you tonight between 7 and 10- Annette Scherer." "Heavens! what a virulent attack!" replied the prince, not in the least disconcerted by this reception. He had just entered, wearing an embroidered court uniform, knee breeches, and shoes, and had stars on his breast and a serene expression on his flat face. He spoke in that refined French in which our grandfathers not only spoke but thought, and with the gentle, patronizing intonation natural to a man of importance who had grown old in society and at court. He went up to Anna Pavlovna, kissed her hand, presenting to her his bald, scented, and shining head, and complacently seated himself on the sofa. "First of all, dear friend, tell me how you are. Set your friend's mind at rest," said he without altering his tone, beneath the politeness and affected sympathy of which indifference and even irony could be discerned. "Can one be well while suffering morally? Can one be calm in times like these if one has any feeling?" said Anna Pavlovna. "You are staying the whole evening, I hope?" "And the fete at the English ambassador's? Today is Wednesday. I must put in an appearance there," said the prince. "My daughter is coming for me to take me there." "I thought today's fete had been canceled. I confess all these festivities and fireworks are becoming wearisome." "If they had known that you wished it, the entertainment would have been put off," said the prince, who, like a wound-up clock, by force of habit said things he did not even wish to be believed. "Don't tease! Well, and what has been decided about Novosiltsev's dispatch? You know everything." "What can one say about it?" replied the prince in a cold, listless tone. "What has been decided? They have decided that Buonaparte has burnt his boats, and I believe that we are ready to burn ours." Prince Vasili always spoke languidly, like an actor repeating a stale part. Anna Pavlovna Scherer on the contrary, despite her forty years, overflowed with animation and impulsiveness. To be an enthusiast had become her social vocation and, sometimes even when she did not feel like it, she became enthusiastic in order not to disappoint the expectations of those who knew her. The subdued smile which, though it did not suit her faded features, always played round her lips expressed, as in a spoiled child, a continual consciousness of her charming defect, which she neither wished, nor could, nor considered it necessary, to correct. In the midst of a conversation on political matters Anna Pavlovna burst out: "Oh, don't speak to me of Austria. Perhaps I don't understand things, but Austria never has wished, and does not wish, for war. She is betraying us! Russia alone must save Europe. Our gracious sovereign recognizes his high vocation and will be true to it. That is the one thing I have faith in! Our good and wonderful sovereign has to perform the noblest role on earth, and he is so virtuous and noble that God will not forsake him. He will fulfill his vocation and crush the hydra of revolution, which has become more terrible than ever in the person of this murderer and villain! We alone must avenge the blood of the just one.... Whom, I ask you, can we rely on?... England with her commercial spirit will not and cannot understand the Emperor Alexander's loftiness of soul. She has refused to evacuate Malta. She wanted to find, and still seeks, some secret motive in our actions. What answer did Novosiltsev get? None. The English have not understood and cannot understand the self-abnegation of our Emperor who wants nothing for himself, but only desires the good of mankind. And what have they promised? Nothing! And what little they have promised they will not perform! Prussia has always declared that Buonaparte is invincible, and that all Europe is powerless before him.... And I don't believe a word that Hardenburg says, or Haugwitz either. This famous Prussian neutrality is just a trap. I have faith only in God and the lofty destiny of our adored monarch. He will save Europe!" She suddenly paused, smiling at her own impetuosity. "I think," said the prince with a smile, "that if you had been sent instead of our dear Wintzingerode you would have captured the King of Prussia's consent by assault. You are so eloquent. Will you give me a cup of tea?" "In a moment. A propos," she added, becoming calm again, "I am expecting two very interesting men tonight, le Vicomte de Mortemart, who is connected with the Montmorencys through the Rohans, one of the best French families. He is one of the genuine emigres, the good ones. And also the Abbe Morio. Do you know that profound thinker? He has been received by the Emperor. Had you heard?" "I shall be delighted to meet them," said the prince. "But tell me," he added with studied carelessness as if it had only just occurred to him, though the question he was about to ask was the chief motive of his visit, "is it true that the Dowager Empress wants Baron Funke to be appointed first secretary at Vienna? The baron by all accounts is a poor creature." Prince Vasili wished to obtain this post for his son, but others were trying through the Dowager Empress Marya Fedorovna to secure it for the baron. Anna Pavlovna almost closed her eyes to indicate that neither she nor anyone else had a right to criticize what the Empress desired or was pleased with. "Baron Funke has been recommended to the Dowager Empress by her sister," was all she said, in a dry and mournful tone. As she named the Empress, Anna Pavlovna's face suddenly assumed an expression of profound and sincere devotion and respect mingled with sadness, and this occurred every time she mentioned her illustrious patroness. She added that Her Majesty had deigned to show Baron Funke beaucoup d'estime, and again her face clouded over with sadness. The prince was silent and looked indifferent. But, with the womanly and courtierlike quickness and tact habitual to her, Anna Pavlovna wished both to rebuke him (for daring to speak he had done of a man recommended to the Empress) and at the same time to console him, so she said: "Now about your family. Do you know that since your daughter came out everyone has been enraptured by her? They say she is amazingly beautiful." The prince bowed to signify his respect and gratitude. "I often think," she continued after a short pause, drawing nearer to the prince and smiling amiably at him as if to show that political and social topics were ended and the time had come for intimate conversation- "I often think how unfairly sometimes the joys of life are distributed. Why has fate given you two such splendid children? I don't speak of Anatole, your youngest. I don't like him," she added in a tone admitting of no rejoinder and raising her eyebrows. "Two such charming children. And really you appreciate them less than anyone, and so you don't deserve to have them." And she smiled her ecstatic smile. "I can't help it," said the prince. "Lavater would have said I lack the bump of paternity." "Don't joke; I mean to have a serious talk with you. Do you know I am dissatisfied with your younger son? Between ourselves" (and her face assumed its melancholy expression), "he was mentioned at Her Majesty's and you were pitied...."The prince answered nothing, but she looked at him significantly, awaiting a reply. He frowned. "What would you have me do?" he said at last. "You know I did all a father could for their education, and they have both turned out fools. Hippolyte is at least a quiet fool, but Anatole is an active one. That is the only difference between them." He said this smiling in a way more natural and animated than usual, so that the wrinkles round his mouth very clearly revealed something unexpectedly coarse and unpleasant. "And why are children born to such men as you? If you were not a father there would be nothing I could reproach you with," said Anna Pavlovna, looking up pensively. "I am your faithful slave and to you alone I can confess that my children are the bane of my life. It is the cross I have to bear. That is how I explain it to myself. It can't be helped!" He said no more, but expressed his resignation to cruel fate by a gesture. Anna Pavlovna meditated. "Have you never thought of marrying your prodigal son Anatole?" she asked. "They say old maids have a mania for matchmaking, and though I don't feel that weakness in myself as yet,I know a little person who is very unhappy with her father. She is a relation of yours, Princess Mary Bolkonskaya." Prince Vasili did not reply, though, with the quickness of memory and perception befitting a man of the world, he indicated by a movement of the head that he was considering this information. "Do you know," he said at last, evidently unable to check the sad current of his thoughts, "that Anatole is costing me forty thousand rubles a year? And," he went on after a pause, "what will it be in five years, if he goes on like this?" Presently he added: "That's what we fathers have to put up with.... Is this princess of yours rich?" "Her father is very rich and stingy. He lives in the country. He is the well-known Prince Bolkonski who had to retire from the army under the late Emperor, and was nicknamed 'the King of Prussia.' He is very clever but eccentric, and a bore. The poor girl is very unhappy. She has a brother; I think you know him, he married Lise Meinen lately. He is an aide-de-camp of Kutuzov's and will be here tonight." "Listen, dear Annette," said the prince, suddenly taking Anna Pavlovna's hand and for some reason drawing it downwards. "Arrange that affair for me and I shall always be your most devoted slave- slafe wigh an f, as a village elder of mine writes in his reports. She is rich and of good family and that's all I want." And with the familiarity and easy grace peculiar to him, he raised the maid of honor's hand to his lips, kissed it, and swung it to and fro as he lay back in his armchair, looking in another direction.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

a.lo posted:

i am ready for trump and becoming a college republican

I do not own a sweater vest or I'd join you.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm going to use facebook live and broadcast the streaks in the sky as the warheads reenter the atmosphere above new york

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Nichael posted:

The rest of its suggestions weren't bad and I don't get the poo poo you guys are giving it. Dumb and simple narratives are good. "Deficit Donald" isn't, but "Russian urine drenched Donald" is fine.

_________ Donald nicknames have not had a very successful track record

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
DANGEROUS DONALD tested very well in our focus groups let's try that

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


mannerup posted:

_________ Donald nicknames have not had a very successful track record
It doesn't even have to be a literal nickname. But you guys are rejecting the idea of simple narratives and I legitimately don't understand why.

Four legs bad
Two legs good
Urine best

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

remember the whole obama joker thing jeez what happened to that

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



sorry only gonna call em mr. pissident

republicans don't give a single gently caress about the deficit unless it's helping the poors

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Just call him donnie. Everytime he says something tell him to shut up. Boom

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

yeah gently caress everything at this point in time, new reality is that you are qualified for a job by knowing nothing about the thing you're applying for. Cool reality so far.

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