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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Bored As gently caress posted:

Dr. Sandra Lee is a national treasure.

If any of you are unfamiliar don't YouTube her unless you want to lose any productivity for the evening

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

that isnt gross at all. i was expecting dr pimple popper levels of gore.

For something that will put your gross factor to 12 look up mango worms (dont loving do this, i swear you are not ready for it)

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

no bones about it posted:

For something that will put your gross factor to 12 look up mango worms (dont loving do this, i swear you are not ready for it)

*rubs hands*

Alright, let's do this



/edit
Aaaahahahaha holy gently caress nope, the thumbnails alone :lol:

:yikes:

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jan 17, 2017

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

*rubs hands*

Alright, let's do this

lol you'll be sorry

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
yep I did that and welp im not happy

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

McNally posted:

lol you'll be sorry

why the gently caress is no one wearing gloves

I've yet to see someone wearing gloves fuckk

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

gross
the search results included a closeup of a big toe that had the nail ripped away too just as an added bonus

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Why is it when i warn goons not to do a thing they go and do exactly what i warn them not to do

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
gently caress you, you're not my dad!

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Force de Fappe posted:

Guy I know tried that, said he got the worst hangover of his life.

No hangover, but I did only have the airplane bottle of tequila's worth.
The initial taste is a lot like a White Russian, but the aftertaste is unbelievably foul, probably because tequila should not mix with any of that.
Mierda.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

no bones about it posted:

For something that will put your gross factor to 12 look up mango worms (dont loving do this, i swear you are not ready for it)

"Alright, I can totally do this"

*https://www.youtube.com

*search "mango worms"*

"Oh, I've already seen these videos."

welp

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Deathy McDeath posted:

"Alright, I can totally do this"

*https://www.youtube.com

*search "mango worms"*

"Oh, I've already seen these videos."

welp

Oh, you too? I think I stumbled into it on imgur once.

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

no bones about it posted:

Why is it when i warn goons not to do a thing they go and do exactly what i warn them not to do

Let's have a little experiment.

I'd like you to not think about zebras.

What are you thinking about right now?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Kuroyama posted:

Let's have a little experiment.

I'd like you to not think about zebras.

What are you thinking about right now?

hovervans

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Arc Light posted:

MSgt in my shop is retiring this month, after 21 years in. Somehow the "I only poo poo on company time" discussion came up at work, and it turns out he times it so he never ever poops at work. He needs to be in his own bathroom at home.

I tried to hide my horror and contempt. So much respect lost in an instant.

I know a guy who refused to even PISS at work. Ever. Sometimes we work 12s.

I was like what the gently caress dude. I take dumps at work for the express purpose of using tax payer money to furnish tp.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Kuroyama posted:

Let's have a little experiment.

I'd like you to not think about zebras.

What are you thinking about right now?

My rain soaked drive home

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Monday through Friday I poop in the basement part of the old hospital. Warm, cozy good lighting and no staff members.

On weekends and holidays i poop in the admin hallway.


I loving love my job

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Theres a back hallway at the building i work at, has a single occupancy, locking door bathroom and noone will bother me so i can take as long of a work poop as i want, and it is amazing.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
If people put as much thought, effort and care into marriage as you guys put into making GBS threads, there'd be no divorce problem.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



joat mon posted:

If people put as much thought, effort and care into marriage as you guys put into making GBS threads, there'd be no divorce problem.

I wonder if there is a correlation between divorces and people who refuse to poo poo outside their home?

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:kimchi:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That ferret is the loving boss. :3:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
drat I love ferrets :3:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

two finger your girl sent me a pic from down under

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/821516089951711232

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
When you at the folks house visiting and you tryna get freaky but the guest room bed squeaks too much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kc3eWeXTI4

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That was probably the least sexy sex scene I've ever watched.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

The one in Matrix Reloaded was pretty flaccidity-inspiring as well.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I AM STANDING ON EE THE MOUNTAIN!~!!!! I CAN HEEEEEAR THE ANGLEES SOOOONG!!!!! I AM REACHING OOOVER JORDANNNN,

TAKE MY HAAAAAAND, OLOOOORD LEAD MEE HOOME

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I siad Granpda, what's this picutre here, it's all black and white, it's thatyou there, hes said, I was eelven


A cottin form in the rgeat derpession. IF it looks like ewe were scared to death, like a couple of kid s just trying to save each other, you should have seen it in color!!!

MY TAIL GUNNER


gently caress me, I wish I haved a dude I could call tail gunner after a whole bunch of eyars.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
And here I thought Germans had a racial immunity to getting shitfaced :stare:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Welp.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhR2Ik6sGok

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

hi drunk thread have some fit chicks



Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
goddamn

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.


:patriot:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
You're doing good things for your country, son.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

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SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)


:patriot:

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