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mindphlux posted:waffle house literally is a short order grill where you say "I want 2 eggs over easy, a waffle, some hashbrowns, shite bacon, and toast", or whatever you want, and they give you that - and you send it back if it's poo poo. it's like eating in your drunk friend's house where you just dictate whatever you want and they greasily make it to the dumb specifications you insist on. you could be like 'slice a tomato, stack some sauteed mushrooms on it, crack an egg on it, griddle it for 3 minutes, then flip it, and smash some toast on top of it' and they'd be like 'ok, that will be $4.50! have a great day!' and you'd pay it and be happy because where the gently caress else are you going to go that will put up that little of a fight on such a stupid breakfast food request? that sounds pretty cool actually, and I'm glad you put the effort in to provide me the context, thank you
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A friend of friend lives in Santa Monica, on Ocean blvd. One time when we were visiting we crashed at his place. The next morning... Him: "Hey you wanna get brunch?" Me: "Ya sounds great, there's a million places around here" Him: "I know just the spot" And where did he take us? Mother. loving. Denny's. He is also an astonishingly terrible cook. Like, salsa chicken would be a huge upgrade to the food I have seen him prepare.
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Jeez, I didn't mean to set off a firestorm. I didn't say I didn't enjoy my meal at Waffle House. I did. I like my hash browns smothered, covered, peppered, and capped. They did NOT gently caress around with the amount of jalapenos they gave me, wow.
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Jan 18, 2017 16:49
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waffle house is very good at a very specific thing dissing waffle house is like trashing your cuisinart because you can't fry an egg on it
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Jan 18, 2017 17:46
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The Midniter posted:Jeez, I didn't mean to set off a firestorm. I didn't say I didn't enjoy my meal at Waffle House. I did. I like my hash browns smothered, covered, peppered, and capped. They did NOT gently caress around with the amount of jalapenos they gave me, wow. The Midniter posted:We gave them a break and ended up going to Waffle House instead, which was predictably terrible.
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Jan 18, 2017 18:31
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Waffle house is predictably terrible.
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Jan 18, 2017 18:45
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:Waffle house is predictably terrible. There's no mystery when you go to a waffle house, you know exactly what you're getting. Which is good. It's just that waffle house is bad. Which is bad. M. Night Twist: Sometimes bad food tastes good. Thank you all for your time.
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Jan 18, 2017 19:01
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:Waffle house is predictably terrible. I am not a fan of sober Waffle House eating. Drunk/hungover/high as gently caress eating though? Definitely yes. One of the best places.
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Jan 18, 2017 21:48
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Errant Gin Monks posted:I am not a fan of sober Waffle House eating. But why wouldn't you go to Whataburger/Dairy Queen/random taquiera instead? I usually don't go for breakfast when I'm drunk/hungover though. I go specifically for tacos, or pizza. Waffle House is neither of those things.
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Jan 18, 2017 22:19
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:But why wouldn't you go to Whataburger/Dairy Queen/random taquiera instead? Breakfast taco's are great. Dairy Queen? What the gently caress? Edit: This is the pinnacle of hangover food, fite me if you disagree. https://www.zomato.com/vancouver/bons-off-broadway-grandview-vancouver
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Jan 18, 2017 22:43
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Salvadoran desayuno kicks the poo poo out of greasy spoon breakfast for hangovers. It's not even fair.
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Feisty-Cadaver posted:A friend of friend lives in Santa Monica, on Ocean blvd. One time when we were visiting we crashed at his place. The next morning... man, patrick's roadhouse is just up pch if you want diner food gently caress, swingers is just two or three blocks up lincoln from the denny's
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Jan 18, 2017 23:26
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Babylon Astronaut posted:Salvadoran desayuno kicks the poo poo out of greasy spoon breakfast for hangovers. It's not even fair. thanks to the influence of an el salvadoran family i'm close with, whenever i car camp i fill the cooler up with plantains, crema and packets of beans for breakfast. loving delicious and gives you a ton of energy
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Jan 18, 2017 23:29
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:Waffle house is predictably terrible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG6U9WAdppo
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Babylon Astronaut posted:Salvadoran desayuno kicks the poo poo out of greasy spoon breakfast for hangovers. It's not even fair. Man that looks gooooood
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Babylon Astronaut posted:Salvadoran desayuno kicks the poo poo out of greasy spoon breakfast for hangovers. It's not even fair. They always seem to cook their eggs way too loving hard, I have no idea why, but it's always a very disappointing. Also their tortillas are way too fat, who the gently caress thought that was a good idea? Nobody wants a fat tortilla guys get with the program.
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Jan 18, 2017 23:52
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Jan 18, 2017 23:54
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:I don't get it? I don't think you get Waffle House, or places like it (personally we have Pancake Manor)
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Jan 19, 2017 00:27
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I love when a customer starts yelling about how she's been waiting 20 minutes when I have a timestamp on her ticket and I can see it's been 4. I don't even know how someone is that bad at time.
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Jan 19, 2017 00:42
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beanbrew posted:I love when a customer starts yelling about how she's been waiting 20 minutes when I have a timestamp on her ticket and I can see it's been 4. I don't even know how someone is that bad at time. I used to think that Kids in the Hall sketch was an exaggeration. I'd link it but phone posting.
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Jan 19, 2017 00:45
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Recoome posted:I don't think you get Waffle House, or places like it (personally we have Pancake Manor) I cook for a living, what do you do? ( I definitely get Waffle House, I just don't like it. It's like people have different tastes or something, idk)
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Jan 19, 2017 02:14
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Ok who the gently caress is eating at a Dairy Queen?
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Jan 19, 2017 02:15
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A Man and his dog posted:Ok who the gently caress is eating at a Dairy Queen? Does getting an Orange Julius from the drive-thru count? Kinda sad how McDonalds has better ice cream than them, though.
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Jan 19, 2017 02:27
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A Man and his dog posted:Ok who the gently caress is eating at a Dairy Queen? If you're taking I-80 eastbound across Nebraska, there's a long stretch of road with absolutely nothing. After what seems like forever, when it feels like your mind is about to break, over the horizon you'll see the red and white sign of a Dairy Queen. It's almost impossible not to stop there and eat some lunch.
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Jan 19, 2017 02:28
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Dairy Queen has cheap hotdogs I eat while sitting at the laundromat
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Jan 19, 2017 02:33
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The Dairy Queen in my home town is really good. Gotta get that belt buster and a blizzard.
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Jan 19, 2017 02:46
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Mezzanon posted:There's no mystery when you go to a waffle house, you know exactly what you're getting. Which is good. You don't go to waffle house. You end up at waffle house. Same for Denny's. That said it's nice to sit down somewhere in the middle of nowhere, Ohio, and have a cook or server to chat with since you're there alone. Maybe that's just me. Then again, I also like a good fast food burger scarfed down before you make it back to the highway onramp.
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beanbrew posted:I love when a customer starts yelling about how she's been waiting 20 minutes when I have a timestamp on her ticket and I can see it's been 4. I don't even know how someone is that bad at time. What if the server forgot to put in the food for 16 mins?
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Waffle House and Dairy Queen tearing us apart.
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Okay, here's the Kids in the Hall sketch. "The Customer" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hZ56mHlKB0
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:But why wouldn't you go to Whataburger/Dairy Queen/random taquiera instead? Mainly because those things didn't exist when I was stationed in Charleston.
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Errant Gin Monks posted:Mainly because those things didn't exist when I was stationed in Charleston. SC?
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:I cook for a living, what do you do? wowzers you are precious as gently caress beanbrew posted:I love when a customer starts yelling about how she's been waiting 20 minutes when I have a timestamp on her ticket and I can see it's been 4. I don't even know how someone is that bad at time. I had one of the waitstaff do this about a month ago, usually we don't make excuses about it and just try to rectify it. The most egreriously wrong ones are customers who allege they'd been waiting 30 minutes for something when it's like 10-15 (I took the order and ran it through the system, so I know the kitchen had it)
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Jan 19, 2017 05:13
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Yes that one.
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Errant Gin Monks posted:Yes that one. it's my hometown. the wafflehouse by the holiday inn on the ashley river is where anthony bourdain went for the opening of one episode of his show. last time i visted my parents i took my mother out to lunch at the lowcountry bistro by the market. real good she-crab soup.
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:But why wouldn't you go to Whataburger/Dairy Queen/random taquiera instead? lol dude, this is going in chef de cuisineart.txt what the gently caress man, dairy queen? whataburger? gently caress MAND, WHY DID U NOT JUST GO TO IKEA??? THOSE LINGONBERRY MEATBALLS RIGHT GUYS?? WAFFLEHOUSE IS SUCH BAD!FOOD UNLIKE IKEA
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Jan 19, 2017 06:09
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Dairy Queen: That place you end up at after the Wienerschnitzel next to the lube shop burns down.
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Hey, lay off IKEA. I got a nice tin of ginger snaps there once.
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marshalljim posted:Dairy Queen: That place you end up at after the Wienerschnitzel next to the lube shop burns down. I dunno. I was kind of fond of their Flamethrower burger when they still had them...
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Republicans posted:Hey, lay off IKEA. I got a nice tin of ginger snaps there once. and they only had a little horse meat in them!
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