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I like to shop on Aliexpress, but I love to laugh at some of the products and their descriptions. Like...WrenP-Complete posted:folding pill case: If it always has folca an important thing will not forget. And some of the titles of products are lovely: sp spank sex toys for woman Long natural rattan toughness Couples flirting Spanking tools sex products adult games flogger whip spank sex toys for woman! Sometimes they add keywords to titles when they don't really belong: (she is not a pokemon!) And sometimes you just end up with As Seen On TV-level stuff: I love! AliExpress!
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Hug in a Can posted:And sometimes you just end up with As Seen On TV-level stuff: Oh, she's smilin' now, but once that boil from the skin-to-chinese-foam contact begins to fester she'll wish she just took the door handle to the temple, instead.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 06:04 |
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Hell yeah now running into this door handle is awesome!
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 06:05 |
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I recently bought a bunch of shirts off aliexpress with this $50 Visa card I got for Christmas. Looking forward to three weeks from now so I can figure out which ones actually fit.
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Also Pick jaguars are almost as cool as bats and I always abide by the "420 donate a portion of your income to the WWF erryday" rule, so good on you
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luv 2 date boys posted:I recently bought a bunch of shirts off aliexpress with this $50 Visa card I got for Christmas. Looking forward to three weeks from now so I can figure out which ones actually fit. That is a great idea. I guess I'll have to go pick one up. I spent an hour picking out poo poo to buy, only to discover(heh) that they don't take Discover(or Paypal). I have a little throw away card with like 200-300 limit on it that I use for poo poo like this.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 06:24 |
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Today's surprise present from November 2016 me is an example of other favorite thing, aside from the prices. (On mobile can't tell how big it is sorry if super huge) Shoestrings are sexy lingerie! Lingeries! Maybe the manufacturers think we use super-long shoestrings as butt floss that can be untied sexily. Idk
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ChickenHeart posted:Also Pick jaguars are almost as cool as bats and I always abide by the "420 donate a portion of your income to the WWF erryday" rule, so good on you Thanks, I motivate myself to do things by rewarding myself by donating money to species conservation .
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 07:11 |
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Yes, I am protected.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 07:54 |
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please find this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MYSTMg6bu0
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 07:55 |
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:I reported it to the BBB. Hopefully whoever read that report got a good laugh. That would actually make for a good thread, we need an insider to pull reports so we can laugh at people with idiotic complaints and people who think the bbb has any kind of authority/teeth whatsoever
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 08:31 |
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This thread could do with some of the absurd pictures they use in the product descriptions. I wonder if in the end all the white people in China end up working for an Aliexpress store sooner or later. Since everything is in China prices, you can more or less experience what it's like to be a rich person there, just buying whatever you want and not thinking too much about the price. I use their stationary poo poo to make my desk look all nice, you can get some great looking pens, card cases, stationary pads, etc. It looks nice and works so whatever. Also their watch range is pretty impressive, I'm not talking about the fake Rolex poo poo but the domestic brands, especially their mechanical selection. The $30 watches I buy from there always get reactions from people, far more than the "normal" ones I buy for hundreds. I've thought about buying stuff like clothes or whatever but don't really trust it, especially with sizing. I've wondered what you would get for buying the "expensive" stuff, like if you buy something over $100. I've definitely noticed that you get what you pay for in the site, even a difference of $10 can be a world of quality difference on the cheaper end. Some of the higher-end stuff is probably pretty good quality I would imagine.
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luv 2 date boys posted:I recently bought a bunch of shirts off aliexpress with this $50 Visa card I got for Christmas. Looking forward to three weeks from now so I can figure out which ones actually fit.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 10:54 |
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Pick posted:These shirts are bamboo fiber, which is incredibly comfortable. The price is good and they are very nice-looking. Hot drat I ordered 1 of each color! Its High Quanlity!! Neck Men's Baboo Tonic 100% Cotton Sekenr fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Jan 19, 2017 |
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Also for the people complaining that AliExpress stuff costs more on eBay, eBay has the advantage of having minimum ship times. If you order something off eBay it has max 4 weeks to get there, and if you pm them with a complaint a day before the deadline you will get your crap for free 100% of the time because small orders are given the lowest priority and the sellers don't argue over $5.
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numberoneposter posted:also they will give you rashes just a heads up You're supposed to wash most clothing before you wear it. Not just aliexpress stuff.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 11:07 |
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Yeah, clothing has crap on it that makes it easier to store and resist wrinkling, you should always wash that crap out before wearing
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 11:11 |
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Also why is this $174 https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32633003158.html#autostay Knockoffs are supposed to be cheap
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Professor Shark posted:Yeah, clothing has crap on it that makes it easier to store and resist wrinkling, you should always wash that crap out before wearing I don't mean nice stuff, I mean everyday stuff made in China or w/e Scuse me if I wash this magic crap out along with god knows what weird poo poo
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 11:19 |
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You should wash "nice" things too
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 11:20 |
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You should be buying your textiles from India anyways.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 11:26 |
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Professor Shark posted:You should wash "nice" things too Well poo poo no wonder my lulumon gear isn't getting the other lulumon clad moms to talk to me
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 11:40 |
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If they have those vagina pills they should definitely have the wolf sex pills but nope edit: don't search "wolf sex" unless you feel like seeing dog dildos
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 12:08 |
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luncheon meat posted:If they have those vagina pills they should definitely have the wolf sex pills but nope Dildos for dogs?
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 12:16 |
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this is the internet. it's people dildos shaped like doggdix. although idk, maybe a dog might like it
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 12:19 |
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Glad someone posted BigClive links on page one. Counterfeit USB chargers can practically be death traps. Things like where there are minimum trace clearances between the 120V (240 for weird countries) and the 5V side that are ignored. Plus the output is usually crappy.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 13:09 |
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yeah for USB stuff I'd really recommend spending a bit more and getting something from amazon that's a bit more of a known quanittiy. Anker stuff seems to be cheap and OK quality from my experience.
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Three-Phase posted:Glad someone posted BigClive links on page one. Your post just reminded me that I was going to PM you with a list of poo poo that was Super Wrong with my house when I got it rewired, I forget now, drat
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 13:33 |
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Pick posted:These shirts are bamboo fiber, which is incredibly comfortable. The price is good and they are very nice-looking. My phone asked for permission to use the camera just by clicking that link I swear to God haha
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 13:41 |
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:My phone asked for permission to use the camera just by clicking that link I swear to God haha Mine doesn't ask for any permission, and neither does the aliexpress app, which you should all be using because the prices are cheaper on there as some kind of never ending promo. Did it happen multiple times? Also the Chinese New Year starts in 9 days and no one does poo poo or gently caress during that, so order stuff now and hope it gets mailed if you want it before March.
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Mine doesn't ask for any permission, and neither does the aliexpress app, which you should all be using because the prices are cheaper on there as some kind of never ending promo. Did it happen multiple times? Yeah any time I click any link to any page on their site it asks for access to my camera lol Happens over and over. I am using Firefox on Android but it's the only site that ever asked me for access to my camera
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Three-Phase posted:Glad someone posted BigClive links on page one. Yeah, also when electronics are involved, I always flash back to
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Also the Chinese New Year starts in 9 days and no one does poo poo or gently caress during that, so order stuff now and hope it gets mailed if you want it before March. poo poo, thanks for reminding me!
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:dong-shaped chemical weapon This is too long for a username, isn't it?
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:39 |
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I'm building a collection of cute tea strainers, on the cheap.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:45 |
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Aw man I was going to post that you're missing the yellow submarine when you only had the first picture up, but there it is hiding in the second one!
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:51 |
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Stickers are also a great bye, especially if you have kids.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 23:38 |
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Look, for under $4 you can get every single lovely sticker you ever bought at one of those dispensers when you were in middle school
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numberoneposter posted:also they will give you rashes just a heads up just as long as they look good while im wearing them. lord knows no one's gonna see me shirtless any time soon so the rashes are a small price to pay.
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